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Interview with Candice Hoffman: Gaetan LaValle
Time: 7:30 PM
[Zooming in on her incredible cleavage and then her aged but still arousing face, we see our roving X-Zone Reporter Candice Hoffman standing next to the reigning NWA World Television Champion – Gaetan LaValle. Tossing her F-ME hair to the side and smacking her luscious lips together, Candice aggressively ravages the camera.]
Candice Hoffman: Hello fanboys, and fangirls, I’m your sexy on the scene X-Zone Reporter Candice Hoffman, and right now I’m here with…
[Uncharacteristically, Gaetan LaValle takes the microphone and says…]
Gaetan LaValle: You’re here with GAETAN LAVALLE, alright? LISTEN here Candice! Words aren’t NEARLY as important as actions, but it must be said - Spectre is a troubled man. He needs help - a short sharp shock - and I’M HERE TO GIVE IT!
[The champion is clearly upset and for someone who is always rather calm, it’s a bit shocking to all who look on…]
LaValle: This Spectre… BAH! He doesn’t spend much time on Earth, does he?
Candice: What do you…
[Interrupting her again LaValle persists…]
LaValle: First he says I’m ‘not French’, and then I’m “TOO French”. He takes “I don’t take a match lightly” to mean “I take this match lightly.” And most of all, he thinks I don’t respect him enough!
[LaValle sputters…]
LaValle: What do you want me to DO, old man, wash your car?! I’m not here to polish your ego; I’m here to bring this…
[He holds up the TV Title before continuing…]
LaValle: …INTO town, then bring it OUT of town again. And there’s NOTHING you can do about it. Bring your pets! Bring your Friend! It doesn’t matter what you’ve done before, it doesn’t matter what you THINK you’re going to do tonight, and it’s a good thing you’ve avoided NWA title shots - so it won’t sting so much when you end the night beltless!
[Lowering the title from the shot, the champion carries on…]
LaValle: Wake up, and smell the demitasse, Phil Spectre-there ARE places in the world besides the inside of your head, and one of them sent out the man with two thumbs and a title belt…
[Flashing a big smile, LaValle does a ‘double thumb’ pose, for an instant before saying…]
LaValle: …to kick you senseless. Only, someone beat me to it. You’re senseless already. In fact… BAH!
[LaValle walks off disgustedly.]
Candice: Well I guess the NWA Television champion is a bit disconcerted but without someone to interview, I’m Candice Hoffman your sexy on the scene X-Zone Reporter saying if you don’t allow me to ask you even one lousy question… then you don’t belong on my show… Back to you Promo!
[Transitioning back into the arena you can see Eric Danger with Band-Aids all over his hands and face as the Host takes over the show.]
Promo: Thank you very much Candice Hoffman our roving x-Zone Reporter.
E.D: [Mumbling] I don’t know if I can stop this bleeding…
Promo: I don’t know what to say except, let’s go to the ring for our opening match!
NWA World Tag Team Championships
Ascended Supremacy ( c )
vs.
Miami’s Most Wanted
Time: 7:40 PM
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Ring Announcer Michael Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Newark, New Jersey and WELCOME TO GRINDER ELEVEN!!!
Crowd: [POP!]
Stuffher: Our opening contest is scheduled for one fall and will be for the NWA World Tag Team championship!
Crowd: [POP!]
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Stuffher: Already in the ring are the challengers! Representing The Uprising – they are BACW & WCCW Tag Team champions! Michael Davidson and Joshua Marcus – Miami’s Most Wanted!
Crowd: [BOO!]
Promo: As you can hear, Miami’s Most wanted isn’t liked very much here in BACW because of their association with Michael Barnes but with a golden opportunity like this, they can’t afford to be distracted.
E.D: This team is comprised of two big, strong guys and once they get that little bitch Tara Michaels in their hands, this one’s going to be over really quick!
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Stuffher: And their opponents, entering the ring… They are the current NWA World Tag Team champions! Tara Michaels and Jace Parker Davidson - Ascended Supremacy!
Crowd: [POP!]
[Parting the curtains the mixed tag team makes their way to the ring.]
Promo: Last time these two teams met, it was at the NWA’s Wrestle Classic event and as you heard from their interviews last week, the match ended in a no contest leaving the belts with the reigning champions. Tonight, Ascended Supremacy comes into BACW not only to defend their belts but to also prove to the world that they are THE premier tag team in the business.
E.D: Although I would love to butter Tara’s muffin after a win, but there’s just no way the champs are going to retain.
Promo: Why is your hand in your pocket?
E.D: Do you really want to know?
Promo: Let’s go to the ring!
[Turning to the timekeeper the man in stripes signals for the bell.]
Referee: Ring the bell!
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Promo: Looks like we are going to start off with Jace Parker Davison and Joshua Marcus.
E.D: Good choice for the champions but Tara’s going to have to eventually come in and when she does… Bang! Boom! Right to the moon!
[Inside the ring, the two men exchange a few arm drags early on and tossing Jace into the ropes, Joshua connects with a cross body into a press!]
Referee: One. Two..
Crowd: THREE!!!
Referee: TWO!
Promo: Quick cover but as you can see, Jace wasn’t even phased by the move.
E.D: Tags to Tara Michaels and Michael Davidson and the crowd gets to their feet.
[Tara shows her speed with a quick takedown but Davidson counters and goes to work on her left arm with a modified arm bar. Releasing the hold Davidson unloads with a hard dropkick that drops Michaels down to the canvas like a sack of dirt!]
E.D: Oh this feels good…
Promo: Are you playing pocket pool?!!!!!!
[Zooming back in on the action, Tara responds by reversing the Irish whip but Davidson counters with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker the crowd boos his efforts.]
Referee: TAG!
Promo: Into the ring comes Joshua Marcus with a full head of steam!
E.D: Tara’s lunging into her corner too!
[Yanking her by the trunks, the crowd gets a full moon but Tara still manages to make the tag and in comes an angry fiancé in the form of Jace Parker Davidson!]
Promo: Marcus with a few shots to Jace who was in the process of getting into the ring and that stops him dead in his tracks.
E.D: I think I just…
Promo: Just don’t touch anything on my side of the table okay.
E.D: Do you have a cigarette?
Promo: NO! [Ignoring Eric] Tag to Davidson!
[Michael follows up with a pair of big punches to Jace and after a killer scoop slam; he unleashes the hounds of hell with a second rope leg drop across the throat. Jace coughs up some spit and kicking his feet on the canvas, Miami’s Most Wanted turns up the heat.]
[BOOM!]
Promo: Tag to Joshua who hits a swinging neck breaker and like them or not, the challengers are taking it to the world champion woodshed style.
Referee: TAG!
[Tag to Davidson who kicks Jace into the corner and slapping him across the face, signals to the crowd that it’s going to get much worse.]
Davidson: It’s all over!
Crowd: [BOO!]
Promo: Quick tag to Marcus who drops a wobbly Jace with a spinning elbow and the champions just can’t seem to get out of their own way.
E.D: I feel like a Boston Crème Donut.
Referee: TAG!!
[Another quick tag to Michael Davidson who launches Jace into the corner courtesy of an Irish whip and leaping into the air, practically takes his face off with a running knee to the side of the head. Falling face first into the canvas, Michael picks up Jace and tosses him into his corner begging for Tara to re-enter the ring.]
Referee: TAG!!!
Promo: The challenger continue to work like a well oiled machine but in comes a fiery Tara Michaels who exchanges right hands with Joshua who’s now the legal man.
E.D: Do you have any hand sanitizer?
Promo: PLEASE E.D!
[Using her determination and skill, Tara connects with a series of drop kicks to Marcus and the crowd starts to chant her name.]
Crowd: Ta-ra! Ta-ra! Ta-ra!
Promo: Irish whip by Tara into the ropes and here’s the set up for a back body drop.
Crowd: [YEAH!]
[Joshua with a kick to the chest and falling backwards into her corner, Jace tags himself in. Tara shakes off the pain and the champions begin the double team Marcus but in come Michael Davidson to attack both from behind.]
Crowd: [BOO!]
[Michael’s with two hip toss takedowns on Ascended Supremacy and looking into the crowd, Michael delivers a picture perfect inverted DDT on Tara.]
[BOOM!]
Michael Davidson: Take that bitch!
Crowd: [BOO!]
Promo: Davidson slowly climbs the turnbuckle and this could spell the end for the champions!
E.D: Tara is helpless and she’s dead center in the middle of the ring.
[Turning his back to the logo, Michael arches backwards with a big moonsault and his massive frame comes crashing down onto the logo as Tara moves out of harms way.]
Crowd: [YEAH!]
[Yanking him off the mat, Tara tosses him into the ropes and flips him over with a twisting head scissors the crowd goes crazy.]
Promo: We have a cover!
Referee: One! Two!!
Crowd: THREE!!!
E.D: NO!
Referee: Kick out continue the match!
Promo: Double suplex on Michael Davidson and turning to exit the ring, Joshua breaks Jace in half with a spine snapping spear.
Crowd: [WOW!]
[Tara tries to come to his aid but Michael uncorks a stunner on her and nearly gets the THREE count! Reaching through the ropes, Michael grabs one of the belts from the timekeepers table and yells at Joshua to hold up Tara from behind. Racing across the ring, Jace frees Tara forcing Michael to drill his own partner right in the mug with the belt.]
[KA-THUMP!]
Promo: Tara makes the cover!
Referee: One! TWO!
Crowd: THREE!!!
Promo: Tara Michaels gets the pin fall and I don’t believe it, the champions have done the impossible and retained!
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Stuffher: Your winners of the bout, and STILL NWA World Tag Team Champions! Tara Michaels and Jace Parker Davidson – Ascended Supremacy!
Promo: What an opening match and folks that’s just the beginning of what promises to be one of the most exciting shows of the year in the Mid-Atlantic region. But as pumped up as I am, it’s time to take a quick break! So let’s go into the back where we have taped footage of Azrael and Asher before we went on the air.
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