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NWA World Heavyweight Championship
Michael "Snake Eyes" Cavenaugh ( c )
vs.
Magnum Randell
Time: 10:30 PM
[“Superstar” by Saliva hits the air as the lights dim down. They stay off during the gust of wind sound at the beginning of the song, when the music starts the lights return on and massive amounts of pyrotechnics shoot up from the ramp. Magnum Randell limps through the pyro with his Empire State Championship belt resting on his battered shoulder. He continues to limp down the ramp carefully slapping hands with all the fans on his way to the ring. He stops before the stairs and gives a very attractive woman in the crowd a kiss on the cheek then barrel rolls under the bottom rope.]
Woman: I love you Magnum!!!!
Promo: And as expected, Magnum Randell is exhausted and perhaps made the wrong decision in trying to take on such a big task?
E.D: Grinder comes around once a year and to someone as confident as Magnum, he simply can’t help himself.
Promo: Whatever the case, it’s time to go into the ring for the introductions to our final bout of the evening.
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Michael Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is our main event of the evening and is scheduled for one fall with no time limit! On the line, the NWA WORLD Heavyweight championship!
Crowd: [POP!]
Stuffher: Now inside the ring, he is the challenger! Weighing in at two-hundred and thirty five pounds, and standing at six foot two, he hails from Detroit, Michigan! The women love him and the men want to be him… he is Bad A** Championship Wrestling’s Empire State Champion, this is “The Heartthrob” - MAGNUM RANDELL!!
[Magnum limps over to each corner of the ring and raises his Empire State Championship belt in the air and the crowd POPS! He rests in the corner, staring down the ramp waiting for the match to begin.]
Promo: Magnum Randell looks ready for this match tonight. He’s been saying since he returned to BACW that he wanted his chance to show he’s not only one of the best cruiserweights of all time, but one of the best in the world. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for our Empire State Champion but again, did he waste too much energy in the Grinder?
E.D: I said it at F.U. This man deserves a chance but he’s going to have to beat one of the best in the world to do it.
Promo: And on the subject of the best, here he comes…
[As “Dream On” by Areosmith beings to play, a fresh Cavenaugh leaps the railing, slides into the ring, and begins beating the shit out of Magnum!]
Promo: Shedding the title the champion attacks from behind and raking his nails down Magnum’s back, Cavenaugh lets out a warriors cry!
Michael Cavenaugh: ROOOARRRR!!!!
Crowd: [POP!]
[With both men now on their feet, Magnum and Cavenaugh lockup but Randell quickly gets to the ropes to break them up. They lockup again and this time Magnum locks Mike in a wristlock and then beats on that arm of the champion with his other arm. Shaking off the move, Cavenaugh counters with an arm drag of his own and Magnum is shocked!]
Promo: See what I mean? Cavenaugh is fresh and Randell just isn’t as fast as he normally is…
E.D: All I know is Randell can go all night long with the ladies so he must be in good shape.
Promo: That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Promo: Stupid is as stupid does.
[Back in the ring, Mike locks in an arm bar but Randell gets to the ropes and breaks it up for a second time.]
Referee: Let him out Mike! 1… 2… 3…
[After reluctantly breaking the hold, they lockup again and this time Cavenaugh locks Magnum in a side headlock but Randell shoves Mike off into the ropes only to eat a shoulder block.]
Crowd: [YEAH!]
[Cavenaugh follows up with a headlock takeover and then he holds onto the headlock and squeezes looking to further weaken the challenger. Hearing the females in the crowd, Randell fights the hold and rolls over and gets to his feet.]
Promo: Whoever this woman is at ringside, she’s really yelling loud!
E.D: Would make an interesting roll in the hay.
[Magnum shoves Mike into the corner and the referee breaks the hold.]
Referee: Let him free Mag!
[Back up, Randell then kicks Cavenaugh in the gut repeatedly and then he grabs him by the head and flings him underneath the ropes into the corner hitting the steel post.]
[THUNK!]
[Magnum then hits a sliding dropkick and that sends the champ into the post again hard!]
Crowd: [OOO!]
[The challenger rolls out to the floor and beats on Mike some more before rolling him back into the ring beating the ten count. Randell then puts the boots to Cavenaugh and then he hits a Front Sit out Suplex for a 123 near fall.]
Promo: The champion clears his shoulder in the nick of time and this one’s going to continue.
[Magnum then locks Mike in a Rear Chin lock along with putting his knee in the champ's back but Cavenaugh fights to his feet and breaks the hold with back elbows!]
Promo: Right hands find the mark and here comes the champion!
[Mike attempts to whip Magnum into the ropes but Randell reverses it. When Cavenaugh hits the ropes, he holds on and then Magnum charges at him but Mike sidesteps him and the challenger goes flying through the ropes crashing to the floor!]
[SPLAT!]
E.D: Randell doesn’t want to be on the outside with this guy!
Promo: I agree, Cavenaugh is extremely dangerous when other variables like steel chairs are brought into the mix.
[Mike surprises the crowd and follows up with a nice Slingshot Plancha over the top onto Randell on the floor and Ric Righteous walks out to the announce table to complain about being screwed in the Grinder.]
Promo: How are you Chris?
Ric Righteous: I’m pissed! What do you think? Freaking BAFFOON!
E.D: Mr. Righteous, I’m sorry but my partner is a bit retarded.
Righteous: No problem Eric… but why is it all sticky underneath this table?
[Back in the ring, Mike and Magnum clothesline each other and the action comes to a brief halt. Getting back to their feet and Cavenaugh hits Randell with a series of clotheslines and then he whips the challenger into the ropes.]
Promo: Backdrop connects the crowd explodes!
Crowd: [YEAH!]
[While the action continues in the ring, Righteous says he's scouting these two because he truly feels he’s ready to step up his game. Inside the ring, Mike hits Magnum with a European Uppercut and then he whips him into the corner with a THUD! After the impact, Cavenaugh charges but Randell gets his boots up and then charges back at Mike but the champion catches him with an Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex!]
Promo: Shoulders to the canvas!
Referee: ONE! TWO!!
E.D: ...NO!
Promo: Randell kicks out and his dream is still alive!
Righteous: I’m serious, what is all this sticky stuff on the floor?
E.D: I have no idea what you’re talking about Ric.
[Furious with the count, Mike goes for the Snake Byte but Magnum blocks it and counters into a reverse chin buster!]
Promo: We could be seeing history!
Referee: One! TWO!!
Crowd: THREE!!!
E.D: NO!
Promo: Cavenaugh kicks out and this one’s going to continue!
Righteous: Mike really needs to slow this kid down before he tries that tired old finisher of his.
[Randell climbs to the top turnbuckle but the champion catches him on the top, and rips him from his perch. It’s Mike’s turn to climb to the top and taking a deep breath, he hits a crazy leg drop from the top!]
[BOOM!]
Promo: Cavenaugh’s leg completely nailed Magnum right in the face!
E.D: He’s going for the win!
Referee: One! Two!!
Crowd: THREE!!!
E.D: NO!
Promo: Randell kicks out again!
Righteous: I don’t want to, but I give the kid credit for not giving up.
[With a frustrated grimace, Mike grabs Magnum and locks in and Ankle submission! The crowd once again comes to life and Randell fights it as we see the cut on Mike's forehead reopen. Magnum uses his free leg to try and kick the champion but Cavenaugh avoids the foot and holds onto the submission hold! Wiggling back and forth, Randell rolls over and is able to kick the champ off this time! Magnum charges in again, but Mike grabs his foot but this time Magnum nails him with a Leaping Mule Kick!]
Crowd: [YEAH!]
Promo: Where the hell is Randell getting this strength from?
E.D: I just don’t know!
[Magnum climbs up top and dives off with 450 spalsh and hooking the leg, the crowd is prepared to greet a new world champion!]
Referee: One! TWO!!
Crowd: THREE!!!
E.D: NO!
Promo: This time it’s Cavenaugh who kicks out!
Righteous: I’ll be right back, need to get a baby wipe. This stuff is all over the place!
[Not wanting to take any chances, Randell climbs to the top and goes for a Five Star Frog Splash but Mike moves and Magnum nails the referee by accident!]
Promo: The referee is down!
[Cavenaugh grabs Magnum and signals to the crowd.]
Mike Cavenaugh: Snake Byte? Or hell yeah Snake Byte!
[CRUUUUNCH!]
Promo: Snake Byte finisher and another referee rolls into the ring!
E.D: It’s over for Randell!
Referee: ONE! TWO!!!
Crowd: THREE!!!
E.D: NO!
Righteous: [Back with Purell] Eric, if you scream in my ear one more time I’m going to sandpaper your face!
Promo: Magnum got his foot on the ropes and this one’s going to continue once again.
[Mike picks Magnum up and throws him into the corner where he beats on the challenger further. With the momentum going his way, Cavenaugh looks for something high risk and climbs to the top rope. Trying to take a page out of Randell’s book, Mike goes for the Frog Splash but Magnum rolls out of the way!]
[THUD!!!!]
Promo: Poor decision by Cavenaugh!
Righteous: If it were me, he would have never been able to block my finisher.
[Randell goes for his finisher but Mike counters into a sweep and then once again goes back to an ankle submission. The other referee is rolling back into the ring now and Magnum fights the hold and rolls over but Mike grabs the leg and drops back down to his back and locks in a Heel Hook!]
Promo: Cavenaugh’s ground game is amazing!
[Magnum then grabs Mike's leg and locks in a heel lock of his own!]
Promo: Both men's shoulders are down and both referees count!
Referee #1: One!
Referee #2: One!
Referee #1: TWO!!
Referee #2: TWO!!
Referee #3: THREE!!!
Referee #3: NO!
Promo: What the hell just happened??!
E.D: Both Bruno Babio and Mario Lane come into the center and it’s clear someone won.
Promo: But whom?
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
[As Cavenaugh and Randell retreat to their separate corners, the official announcement is made…]
Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee’s have informed me that the winner of the contest by pin fall… AND NEW NWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! MAGNUM RANDELL!!!!!
Crowd: [POP!]
[Dropping into the corner and running his hand down his face in frustration, Michael Cavenaugh’s magic carpet ride has ended once again. The grind of being the world champion has finally ended and rolling under the ropes and yield the ring to Magnum, we fear “The History Maker” just might have made his final mark in our history books. At the age of 42, Michael Cavenaugh has done it all, but to leave his legacy in the hands of his former Black Knight partner is bitter sweet.
Promo: That’s it folks, we are out of time, so on behalf of Mister Batee, The National Wrestling Alliance, and our new world champion Magnum Randell, we bid you good night from New Jersey!
[Leaping the guardrail and coming into the ring to hug Magnum is the strange woman who was sitting ringside. Startled, Randell waves off BACW security and when he turns in her direction, she plants a HUGE wet kiss on his lips.]
Promo: Congratulations Magnum Randell, you are now third person in BACW history to capture the NWA World Heavyweight championship.
Righteous: [slamming his headset down] Excuse me while I puke!
[Groping, and jamming her tongue in and out of Magnum’s mouth in an aggressive fashion, she tears open her button down shirt revealing her true intensions. Leaping into Randell’s arms, the censor bars go up and the camera fade on celebrating ladies man.]
end PPV
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