SLAM!
Show Aired: 08.28.08
Location: Quebec, Canada
Main Event: NAWA World Heavyweight championship:
(Iron Man Match most falls in 30 minutes wins.)
Ramblin Man vs. Mike Barnes
CO-Main Event: CASW World Tag Team Championship:
The Sex Symbols vs. Picante Macho
Knock Out Match!
Soul Rider vs. Fontana Stewart
Introduction Exhibition Match
Dark Side vs. Azrael
[Once again, we kick off this month's edition with close up of Host Richard Ryder who is shown wearing a classy button down instead of his typical polo. Next to him, Gino patiently waits to be introduced.]
Richard Ryder: Hello everyone and welcome to our August edition of Slam! As I look around, the seats are getting filled and that's because CASW is starting to ride the proverbial wave. Tonight, we will see CASW Heavyweight Champion Mike Barnes defend his title in an Iron Man match against former Canadian champion Ramblin Man! I’m your host Richard Ryder and alongside me is the man with no class, co-host Gino Sacelli.
Gino Sacelli: [Nodding his head] Wazzup?
Crowd: [Holding up their signs] WASSUP!!!
Ryder: [Shuffles his papers] Are they STILL doing that stupid chant?
Gino: You're just jealous because when they fire you, I'm getting your job.
Ryder: [Rolling his eyes] Whatever Gin-o?
Gino: [Smelling his breath with his hand] You can smell it even after I brushed?
Ryder: The Bombay is oozing from your pours.
Gino: Think I can get a buzz from licking my skin like a dog?
Ryder: [Huffing] Just don't lick your balls and we will be okay.
Gino: [Nodding his head] If I could do that, I would be my own best friend.
Ryder: [Shuffling his papers] I'm not even sure why I ask... Let's go to the ring.
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Introduction Exhibition Match
Dark Side
Vs.
Azrael
[The arena falls dark and silent when the Japanese symbol for "Darkness" light up the aisle way when a man steps out from behind the curtains, wearing a full-length sleeveless leather coat with the symbol of a Burning Phoenix on the back. A lone spotlight shines upon the lone figure to reveal an ornamental combat mask on his face when Live's "Life Marches On" blares from the PA.]
In the country
The farms and the orchards swell
With oranges and peaches
A little bit of truth as well
In the city
Politicians beat their drum
All the suits come a runnin'
It's all degeneration
Life Marches On
Life Marches On
Life Marches On
[The figure makes his way to the ring steps and lets out a primal scream before raising his arms into the air and the flames of the Phoenix shoot from the ring posts as the lights come back to normal.]
In the country
Everybody thinks we're dumb
But we built the fire
Why'd you come and get you some?
In the city, skyscrapers touch the sky
What's the use in being so high up
When it's only gonna bleed you dry?
Life Marches On
Life Marches On
Life Marches On
[The figure slowly steps into the ring and looks around at the fans before he throws out streamers to the fans before backing up into the center of the ring.]
In the country
The stars shine brighter
Than in the city
In the country
In the country
In the city
I turn on the radio
Only leaves me down with the question:
What happened to our generation?
[He releases the streamers from his hands and takes off his coat. He stretches against the ropes before he takes off his mask and waits for his opponent as the music slowly fades out.]
Life Marches On
Life Marches On
Life Marches On
Oh yeah, yeah
Life Marches On
Oh yeah
Life Marches On
Life Marches On
Life Marches On
Ryder: So, what the hell do we know about these guys.
Gino: Not a god damn thing.
Ryder: You didn't even talk to them in the back?
Gino: I'm lucky I made it out here with my pants.
Ryder: Thank heavens for small favors.
["Suffer" by Staind erupts from the PA system as Azrael walks from the back through a thick haze of red tinted smoke, his eyes scanning the crowd, searching the faces of the people for their reactions.]
The more you see the more you do
The television’s feeding you
Write what you want to hear, anger and fear
because you suffer the hate you feel won’t go away
you’re all programmed to feel this way to live
another day within a world that loves to suffer
[Azrael is clad in red, and black full body wrestling gear with red and black boots and a red and black mask with his long white hair hanging halfway down his back. The red and white strobe lights mixing with the thick red and gray fog rolling down the ramp combine to form an illusion much like smoke and flames with Azrael blending right in. The flash of cameras as he walks down the aisle illuminate the bright blue eyes behind the mask, eyes which are focused and full of intensity as they lock upon the ring. For the few fans who reach out to him, Azrael moves closer to the sides, slapping hands with them as he continues on down to the ring.]
And then I come to find everything’s O.K.
seen this all before but that was yesterday
try to walk right through the messes that I’ve made
Just let me enjoy the life here that I’ve made
[Once he gets down to the ring, Azrael slides inside, leaps up onto the ring apron and summersaults over the top rope to stand inside the ring as the last notes of his music fade away]
Ryder: So since we know next to nothing, except that apparently these two have been tag team partners in the past, and friends, and are now here in CASW, I guess we’ll have to leave the smartass comments for later
Gino: Says you. I have it on good report that there’s a bit more than friendly rivalry to the pair, My sources say that Darkside is married to Azrael’s ex-wife and raising Azrael’s son as his own.
Ryder: So you’re a gossip columnist now?
Gino: Gossip? I only read Hustler!
[Darkside finally hops down from the turnbuckle adjusting his elbow pads as Azrael stretches against the ropes then does a forward roll along the canvas to bring him face to face with Darkside; this promps a bit of quick circling before they lock up with a collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring. Azrael with a quick headlock on Darkside, surprising him, but Darkside quickly turning it into an over the head wristlock, then flipping up and out of it over their locked arms, to land on his feet and go right into an arm wringer on Azrael then arm drag him all the way across the ring. Azrael landing against the ropes, upside down on the mat.]
Ryder: I don’t think things are starting quite the way Azrael had planed them to.
Gino: Of course not! He's stuck taking care of kids he didn't even have fun making.
Ryder: That's not what I was referring to.
Gino: ...
Crowd: [POP!]
[Azrael quick to regain his footing though, pops right back to his feet as Darkside plays to the fans a little, and the two meet in the center of the ring once more. Darkside is asking for a test of strength this time, and Azrael giving it to him, both men locking up with both hands, Darkside getting the quick advantage, forcing Azrael to his knees and the fans seeming a bit divided, as if unsure of who to cheer.]
Ryder: I don’t understand it, why in the world would Azrael allow himself to be sucked into fighting the way Darkside wants him too.
Gino: Well, according to my sources, the guy hasn’t wrestled in years.
Ryder: And just who are your sources?
Gino: I told you, everything I read comes from Hustler.
Ryder: Normally I would try to follow but I can see today, that resistance is futile.
[Azrael who is trying to fight his way back to his feet, finally does so, and then swings a leg over as Darkside’s locked arms to break the hold on that side while keeping hold of the other. Azrael spinning underneath it, coming up with a arm wringer on Darkside before forcing him down with a modified wristlock and nailing a standing moonsault on him.]
Ryder: WOW!
Gino: Yeah, I’m not 100% sure, but I do believe that Azrael may be just a bit quicker than Darkside!
Ryder: Could be!
Gino: Azrael with the cover!
Referee: 1…
Crowd: 2…
Ryder: Kick out!
Gino: Near fall by Azrael almost ends the match!!!!
Ryder: Man, that might have been a record if he’d gotten the win right there!
Gino: Talk about premature ejaculation!
Ryder: No one's talk about that.
Gino: [Holding his hand over his cell phone] Do you mind? I'm on a call right now.
[Darkside rolls into the ropes, looks for a few moments rest, while Azrael taking a moment to stalk him and soak in the cheers of the fans.]
Crowd: [POP!]
[Darkside is getting back to his feet, and both men with a quick half circle of one another before locking up again, with a collar and elbow into a quick headlock by Darkside, and Darkside showing off his quickness with a quick go behind into a hammerlock followed by a double leg trip to take Azrael face first to the mat.]
Gino: I think that near pin lit a fire under Darkside‘s ass!!!
[Quick float over by Darkside who unleashes a series of punches to the back of the head of Azrael before standing up with his fists thrown in the air, and Azrael quickly snatching Darkside’s legs out from under him and retaliating. Nailing Darkside with a series of forearms to the back of the head before Darkside is able to crawl away and get to the ropes]
Ryder: Well Darkside trying to intimidate and embarrass Azrael there but it obviously backfired.
Gino: [Still on the phone] You want me to tickle you where?
[Darkside climbing back to his feet and glaring towards Azrael who stands watching him from the center of the ring and Darkside obviously not happy as he moves back towards the center of the ring. Azrael and Darkside circling one another again, before Darkside raising his arms and looking for a test of strength. Azrael looking to tie up with him, but Darkside booting him in the midsection the pulling him into a side headlock. Azrael backing Darkside into the ropes and then shooting him off to the far side, Azrael following him in, but Darkside coming off and leveling him with a shoulder block to send him down to the canvas.]
Ryder: We may be on the verge of seeing how experience can compensate for speed and determination.
Gino: Looks like this match is going to end, I have to go... [Snapping the cell closed.] Darkside looks ready to turn things up a notch that’s for sure.
[Darkside heading into the ropes, Azrael rolling over as Darkside runs over top of him and into the ropes on the opposite side, Darkside off the ropes, Azrael right there waiting looks for the arm drag, Darkside puts on the breaks and hooks Azrael’s arm instead, before punching him in the midsection and flipping right over their locked arms to land on his feet but Azrael keeping the arms locked, yanks Darkside’s head down and then leaps up for a hurricunrana to bring Darkside down to the mat!]
Ryder: So much for Darkside getting the upper hand there!!!!
Gino: I'm sorry Dick but I never place my hand in anyone's dark side.
Ryder: Okay you seriously need to stop the uncalled for comments.
[Darkside sent out of the ring beneath the bottom rope with the move and Azrael running to the opposite side to gain momentum, comes running back at Darkside to nail him with a baseball slide dropkick to the face as he climbs back to his feet and Darkside is down on the mats on the floor!]
Crowd: [OH!]
Ryder: OUCH!!!
Gino: Awesome dropkick by Azrael and I’m shocked that Darkside isn’t spitting teeth!
[Azrael leaping up to the ring apron then to the middle rope as Darkside forces himself back to his feet just in time to be floored once more with an Asai moonsault.]
Crowd: [WOW!]
Ryder: Damn!
Gino: Yeah, thinks not looking well for Darkside, that’s the second time inside of 30 seconds he’s been staring at the lights!
[Azrael picking himself up and stalking Darkside, moving around behind him then leaping up onto the ring steps, Darkside turning, right into a flying leg scissors take down that sends Darkside rolling across the mat, and crashing into a guardrail. Azrael not taking a moments rest, picks himself up and goes after him, pulling Darkside up and laying in a forearm before looking for a clothesline. Darkside quick to recover though ducks the forearm and catches Azrael for an atomic drop, sending him into the ring post.]
Ryder: That may have been the turning point right there, Azrael practically wrapped around that ringpost and Darkside kicking him in the back now before allowing him to fall to the mat.
Gino: Well they had better be careful because the referee is at 6 already! Darkside may want to think about what he’s doing before he accidentally breaks his soon to be tag team partner.
Ryder: It doesn’t seem as if he cares at this moment.
[Darkside rolling back into the ring to break the count, leaving Azrael on his back on the mats on the outside, as Darkside plays to the crowd a bit. Azrael slowly picking himself up and climbing up on the ring apron. Darkside over to great him, as the referee tries to order him back, and Azrael taking the slight distraction and using it to his advantage by driving a shoulder into the midsection of Darkside, followed by a second, then using the ropes to slingshot himself over the top rope and summersault over Darkside to land on his feet behind him. Darkside turning quickly though, as does Azrael who turns right into a spinning heel kick that nearly takes his head off. ]
Ryder: Man!!!!! Damn, um…..Azrael taking some time to look at the lights now.
Gino: Look at the lights, realign his jaw…damn!!!!!
[Azrael rolling over and clutching his face and Darkside stepping on the back of Azrael’s thighs and rolling him over into a surfboard maneuver, Darkside forcing him as high as he can extend the legs, and holding him there for several seconds, then rolling him back over to press him into the mat before rolling over into the surfboard once again.]
Ryder: Look at the extension he has there, damn that has to hurt.
Gino: Azrael looks like my last date and like she did, he may give it up!
Ryder: He’s screaming... No!!!
Gino: Darkside’s shoulders are on the mat, and he needs to be conscience of that.
Ryder: the referee noticing Darkside’s shoulders are down and dropping down for the count.
Referee: 1…
Crowd: 2…
Ryder: Darkside breaks the hold by kicking Azrael free avoiding the pin.
Gino: Those moves may look nice, but they are not without consequence.
[Darkside back to his feet and pulling Azrael up with him, then hammering a hard forearm across the back of the shoulder of Azrael to drive him to his knees. Azrael firing back with a left punch to the midsection, followed by a second, and a third then pushing himself to his feet, and backing Darkside into the ropes behind him, Darkside going for a quick headlock on Azrael, Azrael firing him off into the ropes on the opposite side, then leaping up for a hurricunranna only to have it counter by Darkside who catches him and then drops him into a sit out power bomb.]
Gino: Damn, every time it looks like Azrael is back in control again, Darkside does something to stop him cold!!!!
Ryder: Apparently these two know each other really well, we may not see a winner at the conclusion of this thing and Man O Man did Darkside ever plant Azrael!
Gino: Oh my God the kid is getting up...
[Darkside lands a stiff knee that staggers Azrael, but only momentarily as Darkside follows up with a stalling brain buster.]
Ryder: Nope he's down and out... Darkside with the pin attempt...
Referee: 1...
Crowd: 2...
Ryder: THREE... NOOOO... Azrael kicks out! Where is he finding the strength.
Gino: Strength has nothing to do with it... It's all Heart Baby..!
Ryder: And look at Darkside, he’s starting to get more than just a little frustrated!!!!
Gino: Tell me about it, look at him arguing with the referee that it should have been a three!
[Darkside slapping his hands together three times in the face of the referee who sakes his head and holds up two fingers in response as Azrael rolls over onto his side. Darkside finally turning his attention back to Azrael and pulls him to his feet, then shoves him back into a corner. Azrael slumping to the mat, and Darkside kicking away at him as he sits there before backing up a bit. Azrael pushing himself to his feet, Darkside looking to unleash the dropkick, does so only to have Azrael duck and Darkside, hitting nothing but ropes and corner suddenly finds him self tied up there, hooked by one trapped boot into a modified tree of woe]
Ryder: This is not good for Darkside at all.
Gino: You can say that again, besides being at the mercy of Azrael, you have no idea what kind of strain is on that knee.
[Azrael backing up a bit, before running at Darkside and nailing him in the face with a baseball slide dropkick!]
Ryder: Wow!!!!
Gino: yeah I’m pretty sure Darkside is stunned after that one!
[Darkside falling out of the corner and landing on his face, then pulling himself up with the ropes and turning around right in time to see Azrael running at him, Azrael running right up his body and then kicking him in the face as he flips backwards and lands on his feet. Darkside stunned and Azrael grabbing his arm and whipping him across the ring into the opposite corners, starting with a cartwheel Azrael follows the tumbling sequence with two back handsprings and a back flip but punctuates the move by nailing Darkside with a double flying mule kick. Darkside folds in half and the crowd goes crazy.]
Ryder: Now that’s what I’m talking about!!!!!
Gino: If I were Darkside I would be looking for a pretty effective way to come back from this right now, before Azrael gets too much momentum going.
[Darkside staggering out of the corner right into a clothesline from Azrael which sends him down to the mat again, Darkside climbing right back up though and Azrael looking for a second clothesline only to have Darkside duck. Azrael with a back hook kick to the jaw of Darkside who is once again looking at the lights]
Gino: I wonder if he’s getting use to that view.
Ryder: I don’t know, why don’t you wander down there and ask him.
Gino: No thanks, I actually want to make it through the night thank you.
[Darkside rolling to his feet, and Azrael right there to greet him grabs him by the arm and backs him into the ropes then whips him off towards the opposite side. Darkside putting on the breaks however, and sends Azrael in and Azrael with a handspring right into the ropes comes off with an elbow to the jaw of Darkside to send him down.]
Ryder: Beautiful counter by Azrael.
Gino: Well, according to my sources….
Ryder: Not those damn sources again!
[Azrael with the cover]
Referee: 1…
Crowd: 2…
Referee: Kick out!
Ryder: So close!
Gino: Now as I was saying, According to my sources, Azrael is a former World Cruiserweight and World Tag team champion, so the kid obviously knows his stuff.
Ryder: and he’s part of the infamous New Gods, so Darkside might want to watch his back.
Gino: Somehow, I don’t see that as being an issue with the so called reform the group is going through.
[Azrael rolling right back to his feet and staying on the attack by pulling Darkside up and looking to whip him into a corner, Darkside with the reversal though and it is Azrael sent in back first. Darkside charging in, and Azrael planting both feet in Darkside’s chest to knock him back, leaps up onto the top rope suddenly and comes off with a perfectly timed 450 splash. Azrael hooking the leg]
Referee: 1…
Crowd: 2…
Referee: 3…
Ryder: NO!!!!!!
Gino: HOLY SHIT!!!! Darkside KICKED OUT!!!!!!!!
[Azrael rolling back to his feet and heading up to the top rope as a groggy Darkside pulls himself back to his feet just in time to meet a cross body block off the top rope that takes him to the mat, but Darkside has enough presence of mind to roll with it right into a pin.]
Referee: 1…
Crowd: 2…
Referee: 3…
Gino: Azrael KICKED OUT…HE KICKED OUT THIS ONE IS STILL GOING!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: NO! TWO!
[Darkside rolling over to his knees and then firing punches down at the face and head of Azrael as the referee admonished Darkside for the use of a closed fist. Darkside finally ceasing his onslaught, and stepping thorough the ropes, then climbing to the mat as Azrael attempts to get his head together on the mat. Azrael rolling over and making it to his feet though as Darkside reaches the top rope and Azrael diving for the ropes, crotching Darkside, then climbing up on the top rope with him, Darkside laying in the fists to the midsection of Azrael, then shoving him backwards, and Azrael with a moonsault style flip lands back on his feet on the mat and charges Darkside again, this time getting under him as he attempts to stand and lifting him up only to fall backwards with him, driving Darkside’s face into the mat!]
Ryder: That had to hurt!
[Azrael rolling him over onto his shoulders, Darkside making sure to keep one off the mat, but Azrael not interested in pinning him at the moment, slingshots him into the corner!]
Ryder: I don’t think Darkside expected that!
Gino: I don’t think he expected to get this much competition from a guy he’s beaten twice before.
[Darkside staggering backwards right into a reverse hurricunranna which drives Darkside’s head into the mat. Azrael dragging Darkside over to the ropes now and draping him across the bottom rope then heads up to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a guillotine leg drop, nailing Darkside on the back of his head while landing outside of the ring.]
Gino: Damn!!!!
Crowd: [Holy Shit!!!! Holy Shit!!!! Holy Shit!!! Holy Shit!!!!!]
Ryder: I think Azrael has a whole new following!!!!
[Azrael rolling Darkside over and going for the cover]
Referee: 1…
Crowd: 2…
Referee: 3…
Ryder: HOW IN THE HELL DID DARKSIDE KICK OUT AGAIN!!!!!
Referee: [Waving his hands.] NO! TWO! Continue the match!
[Darkside crawling over towards the ropes as Azrael climbs back to his feet, Azrael charging him and Darkside elevating Azrael up and over the top rope. Azrael landing on his feet on the apron, but Darkside with a super kick to his face sends him down on the outside. Azrael laying stunned for a moment before shaking it off and pulling himself up and Darkside in the meantime gaining momentum and launching himself up and over the top rope with a slingshot summersault plancha and both men are down as the fans come to their feet once again.]
Gino: that was one hell of a move by Darkside and the tide may have turned once again!
[The referee out to check on both me, Darkside rolling over and holding his head, Azrael rolling over and almost under the ring and the referee trying to encourage them to get up and get back inside as are the fans. Darkside finally rolling over to his knees and crawling over towards Azrael and grabbing him before using the apron to pull himself to his feet. The referee climbing back inside as Darkside pulls Azrael up and slides him back into the ring.]
Ryder: Well, looks like they can continue.
[Darkside rolling in after him and heading over to pull him up once more but Azrael getting his feet up and planting them in the face of Darkside, knocking him back. Then grabbing him by the arms and whipping him into the ropes, then nails him with a flying leg lariet as he comes off, nearly taking Darkside’s head off and Darkside is down again. Azrael heading to the top rope once again, and he comes off to nail Darkside with a five star frog splash and hook the leg.]
Referee: 1…
Crowd: 2…
Referee: 3…
Ryder: HE WON!!!!!!!!
Gino: Well, that’s one hell of a way to introduce a new team, that’s for sure!
Ryder: I'm exhausted just from just watching it!
Gino: As both men bail from the ring in an attempt to recover, we are going to take a break, and when w return, it's going to be a knock out match between Soul Rider and Fontana Stewart!
* COMMERICAL BREAK *
Knock Out Match!
Soul Rider
Vs.
Fontana Stewart
Ryder: Folks, we are back from the break and believe it or not, it's time for the next match to start so let's get into the ring for our second contest.
[No fan fair, no playing to the crowd, no music, Soul Rider stalked down to the ring alone, the New God’s remaining in the back. The biker walked with his head high and steely determination in his eyes. His mouth set in a grim line, his hands, clenched in fists for rage as he made his way down to the ring.
Ryder: Someone looks pissed.
Gino: After all the matches he cost his partner... I wouldn’t want to be Fontana Stewart that’s for sure.
Ryder: Well, with Ramblin Man in action later on tonight, let’s hope Soul Rider does the smart thing and stays away from the ring.
Gino: This is a knockout match, might be better to just hope Fontana knocks him out and the guy stays out for the remainder of the show.
Ryder: In that case, I hope Fontana brought a brick.
[There's the bell while both men lock gazes before circling the ring and finally locking up. Soul Rider comes away with a side headlock and starts tightening the pressure on Fontana before going for a standing switch into a hammerlock. Fontana surveys the situation before quickly reversing the hammerlock into one of his own. Fontana tries to hold on to the hammerlock when Soul Rider grabs Fontana by the head and flips him over the shoulder but Fontana comes back with a forearm shot to the head to take Soul Rider down to the mat when Soul Rider nips up to his feet and face off to the screaming applause of the fans.]
Ryder: I think Soul Rider came for business.
[Fontana drops back a bit and begins circling Soul Rider. The fans are on their feet in the early going. Soul Rider is getting closer to Fontana by the step. Finally the two men go to lock up again but Fontana connects with a couple of short knee lifts to the midsection. Fontana whips Soul Rider into the ropes and goes for a back elbow but Soul Rider ducks underneath. Soul Rider comes back across and gets nailed with a kick to the midsection by Fontana. Fontana hits the ropes, and nails Soul Rider with a swinging DDT. Soul Rider hits the mat hard and Fontana drops to a knee and pummels away with forearms to the nose. Fontana pulls him back to his feet and hooks him in a front face lock and hoists him up for a vertical suplex.]
Gino: Fontana showing tremendous power by holding Soul Rider up like this.
[Fontana finally drops Soul Rider to the mat with the suplex]
[Fontana pulls Soul Rider back to his feet, and kicks him in the stomach before coming back with an European uppercut that staggers Soul Rider back. Fontana shoots Soul Rider into the ropes and goes for a back drop but Soul Rider rolls over the back and takes Fontana down with a belly to back cradle suplex]
[Both men slowly get to their feet when they lock-up with another collar-and-elbow. Soul Rider starts shoving Fontana into the near corner, but Fontana holds his ground and takes control, pushing Soul Rider in the opposite direction. Fontana brings Soul Rider into the far corner and the referee asks for a clean break. Fontana looks to give him one, but Soul Rider quickly pushes Fontana back and charges forward with a clothesline.]
Ryder: But the only effect on Fontana is him taking a step back.
Crowd: [MAJOR POP.]
Gino: Before Fontana has time to duck, Soul Rider goes for another running clothesline.
Ryder: And Fontana against does move.
[The crowd screams its approval, and calls for more. Fontana hits the ropes to try a lariat of his own, but
Soul Rider ducks the attempt. When Fontana comes off the ropes, Soul Rider is already on him with a running forearm smash to the face.]
Ryder: Soul Rider with the first major knock-down of the match.
[Soul Rider pulls Fontana up to his feet and delivers a knife edge chop to the chest which Fontana fires back one of his own. Soul Rider backs up and fires another chop before whipping Fontana into the near corner. Soul Rider charges in with a running clothesline but gets nothing but turnbuckle as Fontana gets out of the way and takes Soul Rider over with a tiger suplex.]
Ryder: I think Soul Rider just knocked himself silly on that shot.
Gino: Well, let's see if Fontana can follow up.
[Soul Rider grabs his head in pain before Fontana hits the ropes and connects with a mafia kick to the face sending Soul Rider to the mat in pain. Soul Rider tries to roll over to the ropes and get to his feet while Fontana climbs up to the second turnbuckle and hits Soul Rider with an elbow smash to the back of the head and neck.]
Ryder: And it looks like Fontana is starting to take control now.
[Fontana follows up with numerous stomps to the head before taking Soul Rider by the arm and leg and dropping a knee to the ribcage. Fontana stomps away at Soul Rider once more before he picks Soul Rider up and drops him to the mat with a spinning belly-to-belly suplex. Fontana turns around and looks at the crowd before going back to work.]
Gino: If Fontana is smart, he will not let Soul Rider up.
[Fontana slowly picks up Soul Rider by the hair but Soul Rider fires back with a knife edge chop to the chest of Fontana. Soul Rider starts stumbling around and tries to get his bearings when he connects with another chop to the chest. Soul Rider whips Fontana into the ropes and takes him up and over with a backdrop. Soul Rider tries to clear the cobwebs a little while Fontana gets back to his feet.]
Ryder: Soul Rider tries to stay on Fontana with a few shots to the head, but Fontana is able to fight is way back up, returning Soul Rider's punches with shots of his own.
[Fontana comes back and hits Soul Rider with a quick open handed thrust to the neck before laying in a huge chop to the chest of Soul Rider.
Gino: Fontana put a lot of weight behind that chop.
[Fontana continues to lay in the chops as he backs Soul Rider to the nearside ropes. Soul Rider tries to shake it off and comes back with stinging right hands of his own before Fontana nails him with another huge chop.]
Ryder: Soul Rider again lands two more right hands before Fontana can return fire with a chop.
[Fontana fires back with three more chops and goes for a fourth one but Soul Rider ducks underneath and lays into him with rights and lefts to the head.
Gino: Fontana looks to retort, but is stopped short by the assault by Soul Rider.
Ryder: Fontana is staggering back, and Soul Rider sends Fontana's head snapping back with a huge dropkick.
Gino: What a show of agility from the biker from Denver.
Ryder: Well, something good might have come out of Colorado then.
[Soul Rider stumbles back to the ropes before connecting with a crossed arm-trap belly to belly suplex]
Ryder: Soul Rider tried to put Fontana away with a Rising Star Suplex but to no avail.
Gino: The fans reacted big to that move.
[Soul Rider follows up with a spinning heel kick. Fontana nearly doubles over as his body is moved by the force of the kick. Soul Rider goes off the ropes for a scissor kick, but Fontana is able to move out of the way. Soul Rider has to struggle to keep from landing on the mat, but Fontana capitalizes by nailing a double axe handle to the right side of Soul Rider's head.]
Ryder : Fontana is showing that he does have some speed of his own, and again showing the amount of power he can put behind his shots..
[Fontana fires a couple of back elbows before dropping Soul Rider to the mat with a drop toe hold into a STF and Soul Rider quickly goes for the ropes and reaches them. The ref yells for Fontana to break the hold. Fontana breaks it and drags Soul Rider back to his feet and grabs a waistlock and takes him over with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Fontana gets to his feet and hits the ropes and comes back with a double stomp to the chest.]
Ryder: Fontana just tried to cave in Soul Rider's ribcage.
[Soul Rider gets to his feet and stumbles over to the ropes, grabbing hold to not fall to the mat, but Fontana sends him there with another overhead release belly-to-belly suplex.
Ryder: Fontana showing his intelligence there, using his power to his advantage. Soul Rider looked like he could've ended it early a short while ago, but Fontana was able to battle back.
Gino: Fontana may be the one looking to end it early as he grabs hold of Soul Rider's neck and pulls him up.
[Fontana picks Soul Rider up and goes for an abdominal stretch and tightens it up. The ref checks on Soul Rider and asks if he wants to give it up. Soul Rider says no.]
Gino: it is a good move to wear Soul Rider down.
[Fontana continues to yank on the hold before he looks over and grabs the top rope for added pressure. Soul Rider continues to yell out in pain when the ref looks up but Fontana releases the rope. The ref goes back to Soul Rider and checks on him when Fontana grabs the rope once again while Soul Rider screams out more when the ref gets up and kicks the arm away from the rope. Fontana yells at the ref but Soul Rider grabs a hold of him and pulls him over with a hip toss. Fontana gets back to his feet and Soul Rider takes him over with a head and arm suplex]
[Fontana goes right back to stomping away at the head of Soul Rider before picking him and whips him into the far corner. Fontana charges in and hits him with a clothesline to the head that snaps his head back. Soul Rider slumps back into the corner and Fontana picks Soul Rider up and places him onto the top turnbuckle before unleashing a vicious chop to the chest of Soul Rider. Fontana climbs up to the top turnbuckle and grabs a front face lock but Soul Rider fights back with right hands to the midsection before shoving Fontana down to the mat.]
Ryder: As Fontana was trying to bring Soul Rider up, Soul Rider was using all of his weight to make sure Fontana couldn't get him.
Gino: I think Soul Rider is sensing his chance to take this match over if he can get some offense in.
Ryder: This battle has been going back and forth. It is an amazing testament to their in-ring skill.
Gino: As well as their growing respect and anger of each other. It’s a knock out match, look at all the suplexes these men have been unleashing. One of these guys is going to drop the other on their head and be done with it.
[Soul Rider shakes off the cobwebs and sits poised on the top turnbuckle waiting for Fontana to move. Fontana gets back to his feet and swats aside a missile dropkick from Soul Rider that gets the fans on their feet. Fontana takes a slight breather before he picks up Soul Rider and puts him in a front face lock and hoists him up in the air in a vertical suplex before dropping him into the mat with a power slam.]
Gino: I think Fontana is ready to split Soul Rider in half.
[Soul Rider fights to his feet and just barely gets out of the way of a spear from Fontana. Soul Rider sends him up and over the top rope and stumbles away but Fontana holds on to the top rope and pulls himself over.]
Ryder: Fontana SKIMMED THE CAT!!!
[Soul Rider turns around and urges Fontana to fight and fires away with numerous right hands to the jaw of Fontana before whipping him into the ropes and taking him up and over with a back drop. Fontana quickly gets back to his feet only to get taken down with a bulldog clothesline by Soul Rider.]
Gino: OUCH!! I think Fontana might be swallowing his teeth after that shot.
[Soul Rider picks Fontana up by the ears and slams him head first into the turnbuckle before grabbing a waistlock and sits him on the top turnbuckle facing the crowd. Soul Rider climbs up to the top turnbuckle and grabs a waistlock and flips Fontana off of the top with an overhead belly to back superplex.]
Crowd: [HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!]
[Fontana gets to his feet and takes Soul Rider backwards into a German suplex. Fontana pulls Soul Rider back to his feet and grabs Soul Rider and lifts him up in the air before dropping him to the mat with a forward Russian legs weep. Fontana backs away for a moment before picking up Soul Rider and hooks a standing head scissors before taking him up and swings him before dropping with an electric chair suplex. Soul Rider is drilled solidly into the mat.
Fontana pulls Soul Rider back to his feet, and pushes him into the near corner and fires away with some rapid fire chops to the chest before he kicks away at the midsection.]
Ryder: Fontana is looking to try anything to keep Soul Rider down and out. The problem is, how the hell to knock the big biker out!
[Fontana goes for an irish whip out of the corner but Soul Rider reverses the whip, and sends Fontana into the far corner and nearly takes Fontana out of his boots with a tremendous spear. Soul Rider gets to his feet and lets out a primal scream as the fans cheer and stomp in the arena.]
Gino: Soul Rider looks ready to take this guy out.
[Soul Rider pulls him up and swiftly nails a swinging neckbreaker. Soul Rider brings up Fontana and looks for a vertical suplex, but he can barely lift Fontana off the mat. Fontana tries to escape with a few punches, but Soul Rider is able to bring him up and straight down with a brainbuster suplex.]
Ryder: Fontana just crashed down to the mat. Did you see his head smack the mat?
[Soul Rider goes for the cover and hooks the leg.]
Referee: 1...
Crowd: 2...
Ryder: NO!!!! Fontana gets the shoulder up at the last second.
Gino: Fontana looks to be hurt, but he's not going to give up!
[Soul Rider pulls Fontana up into a waist lock. Soul Rider puts his legs on either side of Fontana and hoists him up and brings Fontana over with a German suplex and rolls with it. Soul Rider pulls Fontana up with a rear waist lock and takes him up and over with a German Suplex and begins to roll with it before taking him over with another German Suplex and rolls with it again before taking Fontana up and over with a fourth German suplex before hitting the bridge for the cover.]
Referee: 1...
Crowd: 2...
Gino: NO!!!! HE KICKED OUT!!! He’s not out YET!!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!
Ryder: Four German suplexes right onto his neck and the back of his head. This could be it for Fontana, but Soul Rider doesn't go for the pin. Instead, he brings Fontana up for a full nelson and looks for a dragon suplex.
Gino: Soul Rider is looking to finish Fontana up here with the Dragon Suplex.
[Soul Rider tries to bring Fontana over, but Fontana is able to block. Soul Rider attempts the move again, but Fontana brings his arms down a big motion to break the full nelson. The fans are looking shocked.]
Ryder: And so is Soul Rider.
[Fontana with a spinning chop to the chest of Soul Rider. Fontana follows up with another chop.]
Gino: Fontana better hope to bring Soul Rider down quick, or he'll capitalize on Fontana's hurt neck.
[Fontana connects with a kick to the left knee of Soul Rider. Soul Rider remains standing on one foot, but a chop by Fontana sends him down. Fontana brings all his weight down on Soul Rider's knee with a immense stomp. Fontana grabs Soul Rider's leg and rolls him over for a half Boston crab and puts his knee into the back of Soul Rider's skull.]
Ryder: Fontana is hoping to get some rest here, making sure his neck won't get banged up anymore, while working on Soul Rider's knee.
Gino: Soul Rider isn't done by any extent and you know that.
[Soul Rider pulls himself towards the ropes – he's nearly there, but Fontana grabs hold and pulls Soul Rider to the center of the ring and locks on a step-over toe hold.]
Ryder: Even with the size of Fontana on his back, Soul Rider is again pulling himself to the ropes, but Fontana flips around and locks on an ankle lock submission to wear him down.
Gino: Soul Rider is refusing to submit, but Fontana is just trying to keep some kind of pressure on his opponent.
[Soul Rider heaves himself towards the ropes, the crowd cheering him on. He forces a break, and Fontana immediately lets go, but is up to grab onto his leg and hauls Soul Rider back to his feet and takes him over with a capture suplex as both guys lay on the mat in exhaustion.]
Ryder: These two have been going back and forth. Something has to give. Either someone is going to pass out, or someone is FINALLY going to get knocked the hell out!
[Fontana somehow gets to his feet as Soul Rider looks almost out of it before picking up Fontana and putting him on the top turnbuckle before firing a couple of stiff right hands to the jaw before climbing up to the second turnbuckle and hooks Fontana. Fontana fires back with numerous right hands before locking on a standing scissors and lifts Soul Rider into the air.]
Gino: Talk about amazing balance for two big guys like that.
[Fontana locks Soul Rider into position and spins Soul Rider around into an electric chair suplex off the top to the announce table below as people scatter and the table gets destroyed.]
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!
Ryder OH MY GOD!!! I know that this is supposed to be a wrestling match but Fontana just went to the extreme.
Gino: And Fontana: is climbing to his feet. Soul Rider looks to be out and Fontana is standing.
Ryder: Standing, Swaying, staggering, he better think of something, like getting back into the ring, the ref’s already at four and still counting.
5...
6.…
Gino: And Soul Rider has hardly moved at all, we might need some EMT’s down here.
7...
Ryder: Fontana staggering back towards the ring….
8...
Gino: Yeah and sliding inside too, and look at Soul Rider, about the only thing he’s managed to do is roll over in the wreckage.
9.…
10...
Ryder: He’s done it! Fontana Stewart has won this match.
Gino: Yes but by count out, not by knockout! I seriously doubt that anything has been settled between those two after that match.
Ryder: I don’t think Fontana cares at the moment, look at him in there celebrating!
Gino: Yeah, modest he certainly is not, he’s had the ref raise his arm in victory twice and now he’s playing to the fans.
Fontana going to all four corners of the ring, celebrating the win and playing to the fans much to the mixed reaction of the fans, though that doesn’t seem to bother him any as he walks around the ring with his arm raised.
Ryder: Soul Rider looks to finally be moving here in the wreckage, the biker shoving himself to his knees and I’m sure this loss isn’t going to sit well with him.
Gino: Like Fontana Cares, he just took one big step back towards the CASW heavyweight title.
Fontana continuing to celebrate while Soul Rider finally pushes himself back to his feet and looking around. Realizing that he’s lost the match, Soul Rider cursing loudly and kicking pieces of table wreckage out of the way. Fontana turning in his direction now, seeing Soul Rider standing and raises his arms in victory, gloating arrogantly which sends Soul Rider charging the ring!
Gino: Awe hell!!!!
Ryder: This isn’t going to be good!!!
[Soul Rider and Fontana exchanging lefts and rights, brawling wildly before Soul Rider able to kick Fontana in the head, and Fontana’s eyes looking glazed after that shot and Soul Rider hauling back and Kicking him thrice more with those heavy chain covered biker boots of his.]
Ryder: If he’d thought to do that during the match he might actually have won the damn thing.
[Soul Rider with one more brutal kick to the head of Fontana Stewart before picking him up and putting him on the top Turnbuckle. Soul Rider climbing up there after him and pulling him up before taking Fontana down to the mat with a super dragon taz-plex.]
Ryder: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!! Fontana has to have a broken neck after that.
Gino: We need help out here for Fontana!!!! NOW!!!!!
[Soul Rider angrily picks up Fontana and places him on the top turnbuckle and follows up with a huge right uppercut. The referee tries to force his way between the two and Soul Rider punching the ref right in the mouth, dropping the man to the mat before heading up to the top rope with Fontana a second time.]
Gino: My god, don’t do this, he cannot be allowed to do this, Fontana is out, he’s completely out, he’s damn near limp on that turnbuckle, the only thing keeping him upright is Soul Rider’s fist gripping his hair.
Ryder: This is bad, real bad!!!!! I don’t think there is a single suplex we HAVEN’T seen tonight and now that the match is over it looks like we’re about to see on…OH MY GOD……
[Soul Rider with Fontana up on the top turnbuckle. Soul Rider applies a front facelock, and throws Fontana’s arm across his shoulder]
Gino: HE CAN’T MEAN TO……….
[Soul Rider grabs Fontana’s near leg and hooks it…lifts Fontana up so that he is upside down, then he leaps off the top rope, driving Fontana down to the canvas on his head!!!!!!!!]
Ryder: SUPAFISHAMANBUSTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CROWD: [HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!]
Gino: Fontana IS DEAD!!!!! Fontana HAS TO BE DEAD!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
CROWD: [HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!]
Ryder: What an unbelievable brutal move by Soul Rider who has already been declared the loser of this match!
[Soul Rider calling for a mic which he is handed]
Gino: Now what?
Soul Rider: Ramblin Man…I hope you are watching, because what just happened here tonight has been a long time coming, the only regret I have…Is that it wasn’t you!
[With that he tossed the mic to the ground and slid from the ring, stalking angrily to the back.]
Ryder: I don't know what to say...
Gino: I'm afraid to say anything...
Ryder: Well as Soul Rider exits and Fontana gets some much needed medical attention, it's time to take a break... and when we return hold onto your sodas because Picante Macho will try to regain their gold when they take on the brand new tag champions - The Sex Symbols.
C0-Main Event: CASW World Tag Team Championship
The Sex Symbols
Vs.
Picante Macho
Bernhard: CASW fans, this next contest is for the Canadian ALL-STAR Wrestling tag team championship!
Crowd: [POP!]
Bernhard: About to enter the wrestling area are the challengers... Hailing from Brazil, they are the Canadian All-Star Wrestling Tag Team champions, Freddy Santana and Rocky Fabrizzio... Together they are Picante Macho!
Crowd: [BOO!]
[Strutting down the isle, and eventually entering the ring, the challengers climb opposite turnbuckles playing to the crowd.]
Crowd: TSS! TSS! TSS!
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Bernhard: And now for the champions!
Crowd: [POP!]
Bernhard: They are The Sex Symbols!
Crowd: [POP!]
Ryder: Entering the ring and shedding their championship belts, it seems Rocky Fabrizzio will be starting for the champs, and Sean Peters will take the lead for the challengers.
Crowd: [OH!]
Gino: Fabrizzio with a Polish hammer sends Peters down quick and pulling Sean from his back, Rocky sends him into the ropes with an Irish whip.
[Rotating through the rebound, Fabrizzio shows off his strength by unloading with an awesome power slam.]
Referee: 1... 2...
Crowd: [OOO!]
Referee: Kick out!
Ryder: Complaining about a slow count and tossing Sean into his corner, here is the follow up Superman punch!
[THUD!]
Crowd: [YEAH!]
Gino: Fabrizzio misses!
Ryder: Rake of the eyes by Peters and look out...
Crowd: [WOW!]
Ryder: Leaping two footed drop kick to the face!
Gino: Rocky is in danger and here comes the first tag of the match.
Referee: TAG!
Ryder: Freddy springboards into the ring and here comes Sean Peters!
[Thrust kick to the gut of and pull back his hand, Freddy Santana bitch slaps Sean back and forth in paint brush fashion. Into the ring comes JD but the referee is there to stop him. Behind the refs back, Fabrizzio begins strangling Sean and backing up a few steps, Freddy unleashes a cartwheel heel kick.]
Ryder: Down goes Sean and here's the cover and the count.
Referee: 1... 2...
Crowd: NO!
Referee: TWOOO!
Ryder: Kick out by Sean Peters and the challengers just can't seem to get their engines running.
[Irish whip into the corner by Freddy and launching himself into the air, lands groin first onto the face of Sean. Bronco busting up and down and Sean can finally take no more and powering up to his feet...]
[BOOM!]
[...uncorks a killer running power bomb!]
Crowd: [BOO!]
Gino: Where the heck did that come from?
Ryder: Sean wipes off the residue from of Freddy's crotch from his face and look out, sidewalk slam rattles Freddy from head to toe. Dragging Freddy into his corner, Sean reaches out his hand for the tag.
Gino: He's finally going to make the tag.
Referee: TAG!
Ryder: JD Hart goes to the top, and look out!
[Moonsault...]
Crowd: [WOW!]
Gino: Forearms riddle Freddy's face and this might be the early break the challengers have been looking for since the opening bell.
Ryder: Referee is in position for another 1... 2...
Crowd: [NO!]
Referee: TWO!
Crowd: [Clapping]
[Dragging Freddy to his feet, JD arrogantly tosses Santana into his corner and begs for Fabrizzio to enter the ring.]
Mike: [On the apron] NOOO!!!!
Ryder: Collar tie in the center of the ring and...
[THUD!]
Ryder: ...Bolo upper cut by Rocky and toggling to the side...
[BOOM!]
Ryder: ...Side Russian leg sweep finds a home and Hart really needs to pay attention to what's going on.
Gino: We have a cover!
Referee: 1.. 2... 3...
Crowd: [YEAH!]
Referee: Two!
Crowd: [BOO!]
Gino: Rocky calls for the tag and in comes Freddy!
[Irish whip into the ropes by Fabrizzio and exiting the ring, Freddy follows up with a soaring full body splash! Falling backwards, JD snaps the champ's neck onto the top rope with a killer hot shot and practically coughing up a lung, Freddy is in deep trouble.]
Ryder: Into the ring comes Fabrizzio and Sean Peters follow suite!
Gino: All four men collide over the logo, and the place becomes unglued!
Ryder: Two on one brings Sean to his knees and as the champions take turns beating the God holy hell out of Sean Peters...
Crowd: [OH!]
Ryder: ...Double low blow from behind and JD just might have saved the day! There's mass confusion and Santana just missed with a wild haymaker!
Gino: From behind it's a roll up by JD on Freddy!
Ryder: It's just like last month!!!
Referee: 1... 2... 3...
Ryder: He did it again!
Gino: ... another hand full of tights too!
Crowd: [NO!]
Referee: Ring the bell!
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Ryder: I'm completely shocked and so are Picante Macho!
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Bernhard: Ladies and gentlemen, your winners of the match by pin fall, and STILL CASW Tag Team champions! The Sex Symbols!
Crowd: [BOO!]
Ryder: Picante Macho is stunned and look at them throw stomping their feet on the logo like little kids!
Gino: Sean and JD leave up the ramp, and something tells me Picante Macho might be done here in CASW as a tag team.
Ryder: Well let's not dwell too much in the past, because it's time to go back up into the ring for our next contest.
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Main Event: Iron Man Match:
(Most falls in 30 minutes wins.)
Mike Barnes vs. Ramblin Man
Tom Bernhard: Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest will be wrestled under Iron Man match rules. This means, the man who obtains the most pins in 30 minutes will be our champion.
Crowd: [POP!]
Bernhard: Down the isle and now in the ring, this is the challenger...Ramblin Man!
Ryder: Ramblin Man has been rumored to be fighting with The New God's and if he should manage to break free of their grasps, it's my opinion that greatness will follow.
Gino: Speaking of greatness, here comes the Canadian All Star Wrestling Heavyweight champion!
[“Heart of a Champion” by Nelly hits as smoke fills the entrance tunnel. Silence fills the arena as Michael Barnes comes into view standing in the smoke he is outlined holding a football. Michael poses with the ball then walks towards a young man. Michael hands the ball towards the kid as the kid grabs for it Michael rips it away and turns his back walking down the ramp. Michael stops at the steal steps and looks around the arena. Michael sets the ball in the corner and steps up on the steps the back down and does it a few more times. Stepping through the ropes Michael stands in the middle of the ring and points to the fans then runs against the ropes and breaks down then turns around throwing his arms out.]
Bernhard: And coming down the isle, he is CASW's Heavyweight champion; Mike Barnes!
Crowd: [POP!]
Ryder: Barnes looks fantastic!
Gino: Fantastic? Are you kidding me!
Ryder: Huh?
Gino: He's got more junk in the trunk than Sanford and Son!
Ryder: [Shakes his head] ...
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Crowd: [Stomping]
[Stepping over the top rope, Barnes tries to charge Ramblin Man but the big man spins knocking the champion down to the mat with a clothesline from hell.]
Ryder: Wrapping his massive hands around the champion's neck, Ramblin Man begins to squeeze hard.
[As Mike kicks and gasps for air, Ramblin Man drags him up by the neck and looking to toss Barnes into the corner, the champion counters with a whip of his own.]
Ryder: Ramblin Man falls to both knees stopping the whip and pulling Barnes back in, dumps him on his head again!
Gino: Barnes is hurt!
[Off the canvas and connecting with a no hands head butt, Barnes is stunned further and tossing him into the ropes, Ramblin Man misses with a wild left! Stopping short, Barnes counters with a back elbow and firing through his opponent connects with a Field Goal!]
Crowd: [OH!]
Ryder: Barnes points to the corner!
Gino: Get your cameras ready!
[THUD!]
Timekeeper: 20 minutes remaining!
Ryder: Ryder gets hit with the Flea Flicker and Barnes goes for the fall!
Referee: 1... 2...
Crowd: THREE!
Crowd: [Clapping]
Ryder: Mike Barnes has gotten the first fall!
Ryder: The champion climbs to the second rope and appears to be going for a leg drop!
Gino: He's too big!
[THUD!]
Crowd: [NO!]
Gino: The big idiot missed!
[Pounding the canvas and getting to his feet with fire in his eyes, Ramblin Man grabs Barnes by the hair and ...]
[THUMP!]
Ryder: DAMN!!!!
Crowd: [WOW!]
Gino: Last Rider connects!
Timekeeper: 10 minutes remaining!
Referee: 1... 2... 3...
Gino: The champion has been pinned and it's a 1/1 tie!
[Back on his feet, Ramblin Man comes down onto Barnes' head with a hard double axe handle!
Ryder: The next fall will give that man the lead!
Gino: Who will win, I don't know either!
[Hard stomp to the head rattles Barnes and rolling the big man back into the ring, Ramblin Man tosses in a combination of tables, ladders and chairs. The crowd gets to the their feet in anticipation and placing the table onto two steel chairs, Ramblin Man looks to get extreme.]
Crowd: [YEAH!]
Timekeeper: 5 minutes remaining!
Ryder: Up to the top rope and signaling for an elbow, Barnes is all but done!
Gino: OFF THE TOP! LOOK OUT!
[CRASH!]
Crowd: [WHOA!] Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
Gino: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
[Panning out the camera waits for both men to recover.]
Ryder: Crashing through the table, Barnes moved out of the way and Ramblin Man finds nothing but a mouth full of wood. Mike slumps over draping his arm over the challenger's chest.
Timekeeper: 10 seconds remaining!
Gino: They are both out cold!
Referee: 1...
Timekeeper:: 3 seconds remaining!
Crowd: 2...
Timekeeper: 2 seconds remaining!
Referee: 3...
Ryder: He got him and my gosh what a match! Folk, that's all the time we have for now. I'm Richard Ryder and this Gino Sacelli saying goodnight from Canada!
[Zooming into the ring, the referee hands Mike Barnes the championship and we fade to black.]
END SLAM!
Scott Fox
Canadian All-Star Wrestling CEO
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