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Date: April 1, 2008
Venue: Madison Square Garden
Location: Manhattan. New York
Bad Company Till the Day I Die [Part 1]:
[Grinder X, it's been 9 years in the making.]
[It's where we always begin...]
[...and in the end.]
[Where we always end...]
[Today is April 1, 2008...]
[Tonight, Mr. Batee will unleash his star studded roster on free TV for everyone in the industry to see. To be a BACW wrestler means more than just getting into the ring once a month, it's about upholding a 10 year old tradition. Enter our ring and you not only become a star, but you become part of one of the greatest federations of all time.]
Company always on the run
Destiny is the rising sun
I was born 6-gun in my hand
Behind a gun I'll make my final stand
[There have been 9 such matches, and yet this brutal steel cage has yielded even fewer victors. Who will take home the gold? Who will refuse to bleed? Who will have the honor of calling themselves BACW's 2008 Grinder winner?]
That's why they call me bad company
And I can't deny
[Bad ASS Championship Wrestling has been known to harvest some of the nastiest and most unreasonable desperados in the business and when the prisoners get the keys to asylum, only one thing can be guaranteed, fantastic victories - and glorious defeats.]
Bad company
Till the day I die
Till the day I die
Rebel souls
[This year 12 wrestlers will enter this steel abomination, but only one lucky soul will walk out with the title. Only one person will refuse to spill their blood for our rabid fans. Only one person will leave with the respect of their peers!]
[Risk!]
[Sacrifice!]
[Reward!]
[These three attributes make us the only underground rebel wrestling organization that has been rejected as bastardizations of the business. Labeled too difficult to deal with, and too opinionated to control we roam as warriors, nomads of our time.]
[Rejected!]
[Banned!]
[We are the assholes who kicked dirt in your face and got thrown out of the sandbox for doing it. We are BACW, and this means being a bad ass isn't an option, it's a god damn requirement!]
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun
Now these towns
They all know our name 6-gun sound is our claim to fame
[Fired!]
[Quit!]
[Our motivation is not one of egotistical egotistism but we make it common place to never drink from a glass that's half full. This means, if it's not done to our liking, we aren't sticking around!]
[Left!]
[Resigned!]
[Led by THE most vilified promoter in professional wrestling, BACW has become the place where you don't go to die, but rather the place you go if you want to kick some ass!]
I can hear them say bad company
And I won't deny
[Also booked on this show, The Face of Perfection, the mysterious Project X and hold onto your seats because the legendary ERIC DANE will be in action tonight too!]
Bad Bad company
Till the day I die
[Everyone's blood will be spilled!]
Till the day I die
[All the belts will be up for grabs!]
Bad company
I can't deny
Bad company
Till the day I die
And I say it's
Bad company Oh Yeah---Yeah
Bad company
Till the day I die Oh Yeah Tell me that you are not a thief
Oh But I am
Bad Company
It's the way I play
Dirty for dirty
Oh Somebody Double-crossed me
Double-cross
Double-cross
Yeah
[And in the end, when one lucky person raises their hand in victory, the crowd will chant...]
Crowd: Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling!
We're Bad company
[Enjoy the show.]
Click to begin Grinder X...
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