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Date: April 1, 2008
Venue: Madison Square Garden
Location: Manhattan. New York
Welcome to the show [Part 3] :
[Play promo package.]
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Wrrrestling! [Echo]
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Dot [Echo]
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Org!
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[Cue in video clip and ignite pyrotechnics.]
[BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!]
Crowd: [YEAH!]
[Ringside.]
Paul Prominski: Hello everyone and welcome to BACW's TENTH ANNUAL GRINDER!!!! A Decade of Violence!
Crowd: [YEAH!] Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling!
Promo: I'm your Host Paul Prominski and we have one hell of a night planned for all of you, with several blockbuster match ups all leading up to the maniacal invention of our very own mad scientist Mr. Batee… the first blood steel cage battle royal featuring the entire roster known simply as The Grinder.
Crowd: [POP!]
Promo: This event and this match began ten years ago and after a decade of violence tonight, we will once again have ushered in a new era of aggression. Who will come out on top, who will be champion at the end of the show? It's anyone's guess but whoever it is, they can be guaranteed only one thing; the fight of their life.
Crowd: Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling!
Promo: Behind me are about half a dozen empty seats and although I don't officially have an answer as to just who they belong to, if the rumors are true they might belong to the legends of BACW's past! Sitting alongside me tonight is my co-host Easy Eric Danger and...
Eric Danger: Would you shut the hell up? Jesus, do you ever breath between words?
[Welcome to the Jungle opening riff.]
E.D: Wonderful! I'm cut off from one loud mouth only to be interrupted by another.
Crowd: [YEAH!]
Promo: This music can only signify one thing.
E.D: Axel Rose is here?
Promo: No E.D., it means for the first time in a longtime, BACW owner Mr. Batee is about to enter the ring, and address this rabid crowd.
Crowd: Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling!
[Down the isle with his hands raised high, the most controversial promoter in the business bobs his head in unison with the chant.]
Crowd: Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling!
[Slapping hands and pausing to tell one renegade fan how much he hates them, the owner shoves the arrogant young prick back into his seat as security floods the area before anything can happen.]
Fan: [Practically in tears] Hey! He pushed me!
Security: Let is go son...
Mr. Batee: [Looking back at the fan as he climbs the stairs] This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, and son, I ain't fooling around!
[With one swoop, Mr. Batee enters the ring through the top and middle ropes and taking the time to sniff the stench of extreme, he gazes upward at the abomination only known as The Grinder. Pointing to his legacy, and then pointing to the fans who continue to chant, he raises his hands to the ceiling, takes a deep breath, and simply smiles.]
Crowd: Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling!
Mr. Batee: [Asking the fans to die down] BAAAAAAAACW!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! It's me! It's me! It's the BMOC of pro wrasslin planet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound! It's a bird! It's a plane baby! It's the most prolific antagonist in the world today! Welcome to our home! Welcome to our show! And by the power vested in my by YOU my loyal fans, welcome to GRINDER TEN!
Crowd: Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling!
Mr. Batee: Tonight, we face warnings of a siege by men who want to take control of this company that was built on the blood, sweat and tears of many legends of this industry. These men and their leader are cowards, I know this because I have cracked the code, I know who they are, and I have news for them! Gentlemen, you will not succeed in your attempt, and your revolution will not commence because I have called upon one of those very legends to positively destroy Project X!
Crowd: [Pop!]
Mr. Batee: In fact, why wait? This is my dag-gum show and I call the shots so we're gonna do this right now.
Promo: Get ready E.D. here comes Project "X"!
E.D: Right off the bat? Wow what a start!
Mr. Batee: Come on out…
Setting the Tone [Part 4] :
[Before their names can be called, the lights snap off. Once again the all too familiar video message of Project X blazes across the video wall. X's bounce and pulsate in a multitude of colors before the words rain down upon the crowd's eyes.]
"DREAMS"
"LIES"
"FRAUD"
"COWARDS"
"FALLING MAN"
"FALSE IDOLS"
"BROKEN DREAMS"
"DON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES"
"MONEY IS THE ROOT OF EVIL"
"DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR EARS"
"YOUR DREAM IS A LIE"
"FALLEN MAN"
"HOPE IS HOPELESS"
"TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE"
"LIES"
"DREAMS"
"DEATH OF POWER"
"RISE OF TRUTH"
"TRUTH IS COMING"
"TRUTH IS SOON"
"FALL OF MAN"
"THE PROJECT HAS BEGUN"
"TRUTH LIES BEFORE YOU"
"YOUR DREAM IS A LIE"
"THE TRUTH DOES NOT"
"LISTEN TO THE TRUTH, IGNORE THE LIES"
"DEATH TO BACW"
"HOPE IS LOST"
"FOLLOW THE X"
"ILLUSSIONS"
"APPARITIONS"
"PHONY"
"PROJECT X"
"YOUR DREAM IS A LIE"
[The screen fills with static snow as does the sound system and then it cuts back in as a video begins to play. A pulsating heart beat like thud is heard as the screen cuts in and out, going from black to video we see the lowering of a blood Sam Natas slowed down to an almost frame by frame view of the gruesome scene. Each and every droplet of blood can be seen falling from his unconscious body. Bound, gagged and hung from his heels from the ceiling, the blood rushing to and out of his head as horrified fans look on. We see fans crying and cringing, turning away and standing in utter shock and disbelief.]
"The Heartbeat of BACW"
[Natas is loaded onto a stretcher and carried out of the arena to the sounds of slowed down outcries of fans and employees alike.]
"Beats NO MORE"
[The image distorts too the point that the face of the victimized BACW Icon is not able to be made out, as the picture snaps back into focus it has changed to a new image, the image of the carnage from last month as Ulfric and Spectre hang on barbed wire, gushing blood and shaking violently from the electricity that is being pumped through their bodies.]
"The Face of BACW"
[A loud, elongated, ghastly scream is heard as the camera pulls in on the face of Spectre. The screen rapidly switches between the Spectre and the title belt as the heartbeat speeds up and then we hear the screeching sound of a flat line as a brilliant neon green line shoots across a black screen.]
"Has Been SMASHED"
"JOIN US"
"OR"
"FEAR US"
"A is the ANSWER"
"A is the SOLUTION"
"What is A?"
"The UNKNOWN"
"The END"
"The BEGINNING"
"BLOOD WILL SPILL"
[A bubbling, crimson fluid leaks onto the screen; dripping from the top it wipes the darkness from the video wall.]
[The "blood" wipes from the screen to reveal more words.]
"You asked who we are, what we want? We are the truth, we are the answers, and we are the infinite beings of illumination. We're here to enlighten and engage. You want to know who we are. Be careful what you wish for…"
"Project X is almost complete, hold on, the revolution is about to begin…"
"TONIGHT!!!"
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Don't You Forget It [Part 5] :
[As the lights come back on, a livid Mr. Batee is demanding the group make their presence.]
Mr. Batee: Okay boys, you leave me no choice! Since you don't want to come out here and face the music, I'm just going to have to spoil your fun! Ladies and gentlemen, Project X is...
[Mr. Batee's microphone is cut, and suddenly the lights go out again.]
Promo: I'm hiding under the desk.
E.D: I'm already here!
Promo: Oh my god I'm going to be killed! I can't see!
E.D: Stop touching me!
Promo: I'm not touching anything!
E.D: WHAT!!!!
[CRAACK!]
Crowd: [OOH!]
[An enormous bang is heard inside the ring and when the lights come back on, the fans gasp at a horrifying sight.]
Crowd: [BOO!]
Promo: Oh my Lord! Folks, Mr. Batee is on the mat, his face is quickly being covered in his own blood. The crimson of our leader drips from his forehead prematurely staining the canvas that will surely become a canvas for the mad. His crisp white Armani suit is torn, his shirt off center, and his jacket pretty much destroyed.
E.D: And look who's standing over him!
Crowd: [BOO!]
[Proudly over the prone body of his boss is Chris Ross. In his hand, a crumpled chair is clutched.]
Promo: Chris Ross is with Project X?
E.D: I guess he is Paul!
Promo: Well let's not jump to conclusions that Ross is with Project X just yet until we talk to man.
E.D: I'm going out on a limb saying Ross is definitely with Project X!
[Inside the ring, Ross leans over a bloody Batee.]
Chris Ross: [Whispering in Batee's ear] My name is Chris Ross, and Grinder win or not, you better never forget it! You will fight me Batee because I will never stop hunting you. Sooner or later, you will have no choice but to fight me!
[Off all fours and bailing from the ring without uttering a single word, the fans in attendance aren’t sure how to react. Batee is far from being on their Christmas card lists but yet he is the reason BACW exists and they’re fans of the product in general.]
Promo: Ross has been stalking Batee like a wolf stalks its prey and finally he has wounded him and taken him out when Batee was left wide in the open with no protection.
E.D: He's been exposed since Jeremy King got injured.
Promo: Hopefully these seats behind me will fill up soon giving us a small insight as to what we can expect tonight, but for right now, Mr. Batee has been assaulted, and whether he is in Project X or not, Chris Ross is to blame!
E.D: So if Chris Ross comes out later tonight and says he's not part of Project X, then who is?
Promo: Eric, at this point it could be the entire roster.
E.D: That certainly would be shocking!
Promo: But like everything in BACW, we must plow forward because Grinder X is about to begin. Let's go up the ring and our opening introductions.
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Click to continue Grinder X...
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