NAWA Presents:
BIG 3 - Live on Pay Per View
IZOD CENTER - NEWARK, NJ

Welcome to the Show: [Part 3]

[Fading from the FCC warning label about stealing this pay per view and making money off pirated copies, we go directly from absolute quiet to unconditional pandemonium. The gigantic “BIG3” logo bursts into flames and as the fireworks engulf the whole perimeter, the cameras rocket in and out giving you a few assorted shots of the cult like atmosphere. Dueling back and forth, the fans lend support to their favorite brands.]

Crowd: [Bad ASS Wrestling!]

Crowd: [BWA!]

Crowd: [All-Star Wrestling! ]

Crowd: [Bad ASS Wrestling!]

Crowd: [BWA!]

Crowd: [All-Star Wrestling!]

[On cue, all four ring posts catch fire and as crackling pyrotechnics loop the lighting high above the ring.]

[Crack-crack-crack-crack-crack-crack-crack-crack-crack-crack-crack-crack-crack-crack-crack!]

[BOOM!]

Crowd: [YEAH!]

[A full-size boom cues in the announcers for the evening and sitting back you say to yourself, it’s time for BIG3 to commence!]

Michael Woods: Welcome everyone to the IZOD Center located in one of America's arm pits, that's right, I'm talking about Newark, New Jersey! Big 3 has finally arrived and as the regions gear up their best talent for this one show, I for one can't wait to see these awesome athletes in the ring. I’m Michael Woods, and alongside me tonight calling the color is my co-host Vinny Campone!

Vinny Campone: Forget about it! WHOA! [Whipping his comb out] How's my hair look?

Michael Woods: [Big eyes] What in the hell?

Vinny Campone: [Jockeying from side to side in his seat] Homegrown in Brooklyn New York baby!

Crowd: [POP!]

Vinny Campone: [Looking into the camera] What up Josie!

Michael Woods: Would you please refrain from doing shout outs during our broadcast.

Vinny Campone: I will if you pull that stick of yours out ya ass. WHOA!

Michael Woods: Can we please get on with the show?

Vinny Campone: As soon as we get off your mother! WHOA! Forget about it!

Michael Woods: [Shaking his head and ignoring the comments] At the start of the show, we heard the mysterious voice not only expressing disappointment in Eric Dane's recent loss, but also challenging the winner of the world title to a match! In my opinion, you won't make it far in this business by crossing the top dogs at a major event like Big 3.

[A slight pause gives Vinny an opportunity to voice his strong opinion.]

Vinny Campone: Oh man, this isn't going to be good, for whoever wins this championship. I mean this voice could be anyone from Darrel Besolve to Eddy Outlaw! In my opinion, the voice is going to snuff out whoever wins the title tonight.

Michael Woods: My God, those are fighting words Vinny!

Vinny Campone: Like I said, whoever this Voice is, he or she better hope that their identity stays a secret because I'm sure Dane, Sloan's, and Ramblin Man are going to climb the walls once they get wind of this. In fact, we already know Dane's response to the comments.

Michael Woods: I bet the paint is coming off the walls in whatever room Eric Dane's is subsiding in.

Vinny Campone: I'm willing to bet that he's going to bust every piece of furniture that's not nailed down.

Michael Woods: Bottom line, I wouldn't want to be in that guy's shoes if Dane ever finds out who he is.

Vinny Campone: I'm still dying to know who this person is!

Michael Woods: You and me both Vinny, you and me both. But enough of this "voice" let's talk about the rest of our blockbuster card.

Vinny Campone: Let's get it on! WHOA!

Michael Woods: Former BACW Tag Team champions The Superheroes get a chance to tangle with Lee Riel's Project X but the kicker to this one is, Lee Riel has a mystery partner.

Vinny Campone: Mystery? First "the voice" then an unknown tag partner, what's next, Travolta losing his hair? [Pulling out his Brill cream] Never happen!

Michael Woods: If there is one thing I have learned about Lee Riel, it's that nothing ever appears to be what it seems. He's a BACW veteran who is very skilled in the art of deception.

Vinny Campone: So the ladies tell me. WHOA!

Michael Woods: After that, BACW Heavyweight championship on the line when Spectre defends against Jeff Harris.

Vinny Campone: Jeff Harris is older than dirt and anyone who can't attract a female over 50 is natural born loser.

Michael Woods: Harris does only have one loss in BACW, and with Riel back in BACW, this will only infuriate Spectre causing him most likely to have a much shorter fuse tonight. A rabid champion might be the way to go against the junk brawling Harris.

Vinny Campone: I disagree Vinchenzo! Harris wanted the champion and now Jeff should do all he can technically to get what he thinks is rightfully his; the spotlight and the championship.

Michael Woods: It will be interesting to see whose game plan Harris will take on. Next on the agenda... hold it folks! They are telling me we have footage of Travis Zahn, who has a match tonight against Chris Ross, entering the building earlier today. This means at this point, we are going to use a partial break to see if can get an interview with him.

Vinny Campone: I like this Zahn guy.

Michael Woods: Why?

Vinny Campone: I heard he's hung like a freakish Amazon gorilla!

Michael Woods: You heard he was what?

Vinny Campone: You know, big in the pants!

Michael Woods: [Rolling his eye and ignoring the response.] Let's cut from ringside, and go directly to the video tape shot earlier today.

Vinny Campone: We'll be back in a flash!

[Thinking they are off the air.]

Michael Woods: Would you please watch your language! This isn't BACW!

Vinny Campone: The fuck did I say?

Michael Woods: You can't say people are big in the pants!

Vinny Campone: Why?

Michael Woods: Because it's vulgar.

Vinny Campone: Well at least I didn't say big dick?

Michael Woods: I need to call my agent.