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Flashback [Part #5]
["Earlier in the Day” flashes across the scene as a taxi pulls up in front of Universal Studios; flinging the doors open, Mike and Pete Turner step out of the back followed by Exuwa from the front seat. Mike and Pete hoist the NAWA Tag Titles up on their shoulders.]
Mike: I can’t believe that you forgot to call and get us a car.
Exuwa: Quit the whining and let’s get this over so we can catch our flight.
[Face of Perfection walk around a pillar and into the makeshift parking area still arguing. Mike walks right into someone causing him to spill his coffee.]
Spears: Oh look who it is.
[The camera settles on the trio known as Project X as they go face to face with the Face of Perfection eyeing them up and down. Lee Riel and Randy Acorn pulled in by the abrupt noise created by the clashing of Mike and Tim.]
Riel: If it isn't the ever so glorious NAWA tag team champions. You boys really should out to watch where you're walking, in fact you best be getting those two eyes on your face fixed and grow some more in the back of your head if you don't start watching what you're saying as well.
[Lee sneers, lingering back slightly, waiting with baited breath for a retort from the never quiet Face of Perfection.]
Pete: Riel you walk around all high and mighty. The problem with that is you haven’t proven anything to anybody. Your childish antics have done nothing, but helped prove our point.
[Mike pushes Pete back and steps forward eyeing Spears.]
Mike: You know Pete I think I smell fear on our future opponents. I mean Spears sounded more surprised to see us then anything.
[Pete nods his head.]
Pete: I am sure Project X just knows until they face us they haven’t faced anyone worthy enough to call a victory. Riel here knows he is as close to perfection as he is ever going to be and that’s only because he is staring in the eyes of perfection.
[With a dismissive roll of the eyes and a pursing of the lips Lee nods in silence. Randy Acorn however, minces no words.]
Acorn: I'm sorry that your minds are incapable of comprehension boys but just as you two are deluded enough to believe that we are in cahoots with that blood sucking vampire, Brad Batee, you are sorely mistaking if you think any of us fear you.
[Lee snaps his hand up cutting Acorn off, he speaks.]
Riel: Perfection is unattainable my boys, you had better believe that for it, unlike the words you speak, is pure truth. You can fill the heads of the drones and the sheep with your lies and your babble but it will all be for not. You are not perfection, nor am I, I am however a far greater athlete and a more worldly and knowledgeable man than either of you. I look forward to the date we have with this so called destiny, but we do not seek your title belts. See to us, they are merely a tool to achieve legal, physical confrontation with you inside a ring so that we can give you the beating you deserve and make an example out of the two of you so that children will not live lives of arrogance and vanity.
[Mike and Pete raise their hands as if to Strike Riel and Spears. Exuwa quickly grabs their hands and taps on the belts.]
Exuwa: These are more important then the deceivers that stand before you. Let these two live their lives of imagination and untruth a little longer. You will have time enough to show them for who they really are and that is nothing more then lower class garbage. Now if you’d excuse us gentlemen some real men need to go see the boss.
[Face of Perfection walks past Project X and Riel stiffens his shoulder as they go by.]
Riel: [Under his breath] Next time won't be so pleasant, I can promise you that.
BACW Tag Team Championship: [Part #6]
Triple Six Trek & ???? ????
Vs.
The Sex Symbols
Vs.
The Superheroes
[Suddenly the lights go out as the attention is now centered in on the entrance ramp.]
I was sure by now,God,
that You would have reached down
and wiped our tears away,
stepped in and saved the day.
Crowd: [POP!]
[The Oval-tron is pitch black as you suddenly see four green bold letters shoot out one at a time in a row...]
"T-R-E-K"
["Praise You In This Storm" by Casting Crowns starts blaring loudly over the P.A. as a impacted crowd stands yelling at the top of their lungs...]
But once again, I say amen
and it's still raining
as the thunder rolls
I barely hear You whisper through the rain,
"I'm with you"
and as Your mercy falls
I raise my hands and praise
the God who gives and takes away.
Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome a man that claims to be the NAWA's newest hero! At Grinder X, he walked away as the newly claimed BACW tag team champions! He is just what you fans have been waiting for! Standing in at 6 foot 3 inches tall and weighing 273 pounds! Triple Six Trek!
Crowd: TREK! TREK! TREK! TREK! TREK! TREK! TREK! TREK!
And I'll praise you in this storm
and I will lift my hands
for You are who You are
no matter where I am
and every tear I've cried
You hold in your hand
You never left my side
and though my heart is torn
I will praise You in this storm
[With the chant still going, Trek appears from out of the back as he stands at the top of the entrance ramp the crowd's mantra grows even louder. This evening, Trek is wearing some bright green tights with black boots as the BACW tag team titles are draped on both shoulders. His boots have T-R-E-K written down the side of them.]
[Cameras zoom in and Trek smiles with a stunning pose. The pyro's begin to shoot up from everywhere as you can see the green colors going anyway they can. ]
I remember when I stumbled in the wind
You heard my cry to You
and raised me up again
my strength is almost gone how can I carry on
if I can't find You
and as the thunder rolls
I barely hear You whisper through the rain
"I'm with you"
and as Your mercy falls
I raise my hands and praise
the God who gives and takes away
[Trek finally reaches ringside and as he walks around to the steps, he climbs into the ring
raising his BACW tag team titles up high after he climbs up on the turnbuckles...]
I lift my eyes onto the hills
where does my help come from?
My help comes from the Lord, the maker of heaven and earth
I lift my eyes onto the hills
where does my help come from?
My help comes from the Lord, the maker of heaven and earth
Crowd: [POP!]
[Trek begins to call for a microphone as he hops down laying the tag titles down by the ring post. Trek looks around at everyone else in the ring as he grabs the microphone cupping it to his lips as the crowd dies down...]
Trek: So I hear I've lost my swagger? Imagine that. You know, I wasn't even going to come out here tonight. I was going to waltz my ass in to Mr. Batee's office, flop them BACW tag team titles down on the desk, and walk out with my head tucked up my ass.
Crowd: Boooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
[Trek smirks...]
Trek: But as I walked through the door, with my head hung low, someone found my swagger. They restored that in me, and I'm in this ring tonight. I'll be the first to admit, I had quit myself after losing to Fontana Stewart. I had lost not only my will, but also the fun for what I do that all balled up in to my swagger. But tonight, things change. Not only for myself, but for wrestling itself. Every guy back there in the back will learn this one thing from me, and that's how to never, ever, ever, give up.
[Trek smiles looking around at the crowd...]
Trek: But, I promised you fans someone big. Someone you guys love!
Crowd: [POP!]
["Lights and Sounds" by Yellowcard begins to play as the crowd can't believe what they here. The place blows up as the lights go out with a fury of red, white, and blue lights go flying all around the titantron...]
Hello, you, how was the rest?
You made it through, but nevertheless
I got you out on a wire.
You be love and I’ll be a liar.
Tell it all and fill up the air,
But make it loud cause nobody’s there
And nobody’s there
And nobody’s there
Stuffher: He is the former NeWA World champion and former one half of the WfWA tag team champions! He stands in at a astonishing six feet and seven inches and weighing in at 280 pounds! From Millersburg Pennsylvaniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... "The Last Knighthawk"... Christian Light!
[Chorus:]
Stop, turn, take a look around
At all the lights and sounds.
Let them bring you in.
Slow burn, let it all fade out,
Pull the curtain down.
I wonder where you’ve been?
Crowd: [HUGE POP!]
Make it new, but stay in the lines.
Just let go, but keep it inside.
Smile big for everyone,
Even when you know what they’ve done.
They gave you the end but not where to start;
Not how to build, how to tear it apart.
[The crowd goes nuts as Christian Light appears. He stands at the top of the titantron with blonde flattop haircut and deep blue eyes. He wears a black t-shirt that reads "The Last Nighthawk" on it with blue tights reading "RTD" down the side of them in white. The fans have still not died down as the lights cut back on just a bit as he moves his way down the entrance ramp.]
So tell it all and fill up the air,
But make it loud 'cause nobody’s there
And nobody’s there
And nobody’s there
[Chorus]
I've got a way to work this out,
I've got a way and you know how.
I've got a way to work this out,
I've got a way and you know how.
[As "The Last Nighthawk" makes his way down the aisle, Trek is all smiles watching his former stablemate of the old NWF Industrial Strength make his way to the ring to watch him defend his BACW tag team titles...]
I've got a way to work this out,
I've got a way
I've got a way to work this out,
I've got a way and you know how.
I've got a way to work this out,
I've got a way
I've got a way to work this out,
I've got a way and you know how.
I've got a way to work this out,
I've got a way
Stop, turn, take a look around
At all the lights and sounds.
Let them bring you in.
Slow burn, let it all fade out,
Pull the curtain down.
I wonder where you've been?
[Chorus]
You earned everything you found,
And painted faces frown.
I'll say I knew you when...
Stuffher: And coming down the isle....
[“Low Life” by: Kid Rock hits the PA system as Exuwa makes his way out to the top of the ramp.]
Exuwa: I give you the gods of the NAWA. Mike and Pete Turner weighing in at a combined weight of 575lbs from Boyd , Texas . THE FACE OF PERFECTION. Your NAWA tag team champions
[Mike and Pete emerge in silk pants fit FoP down the side. The letters shine in gold as they walk down the ramp. Mocking the people each step they take. Mike and Pete stop at the base of the ramp and look on at their opponents in the ring.]
[Exuwa walks next to the ring and motions for them to continue as Mike and Pete slide into the ring. Mike and Pete look on at their opponents as they stand on the bottom rope and raise their hands high in the air.]
Crowd: [BOO!]
Promo: Look out!
E.D: Where??
Promo: From the crowd!!!! It's the Sex Symbols hitting the ring in street clothes!
[Getting the jump on Trek, the Sex Symbols pounce on the one man tag team delivering Nasty Boys style clobbering time punches in bunches that drop the big man to the mat.]
Promo: The Sex Symbols aren’t the sentimental type and seem unaffected by the announcement of Trek’s false retirement from the ring as they attempt to send him packing with his head hung low.
E.D: Here comes Particle and Universe Man!
Crowd: [YEAH!]
[From behind, the caped combatants spin the dastardly duo around, breaking up the double team effort they connect with stereo right hands that send The Symbols reeling backwards. Slinging them up against the ropes and sending them across the ring with tandem Irish whip, The Superheroes look to connect with something big but their efforts are thwarted as The Sex Symbols grab onto the far side ropes and slip quickly from the ring and to the outside.]
Promo: The Sex Symbols take a powder, not wanting to do battle in a fair fight.
Crowd: [BOO!]
ED: I think you're confusing intelligent wrestling with cowardice Paul.
Promo: That’s not...
Crowd: [OH!]
Promo: LOOK OUT!
Crowd: [Clapping]
[Dashing across the ring in a blaze of speed Particle Man launches himself up and over the top rope connecting with a suicide dive that takes both members of the Sex Symbols out as Trek and Universe Man come face to face in the center of the ring.]
Promo: Look like was serious about defending these belts after all?
E.D: Appears so.
[Universe Man and Trek begin to trade blows back and forth in a veritable slugfest with Universe Man quickly gaining the upper hand thanks to his abundant size. Staggered, the barrage of blows forces Trek backward, and as he stumbles towards the ropes, Universe Man cocks his hand back gaining maximum momentum.]
Promo: Wild swing!
E.D: T6T ducks beneath the blow!
[Trek delivers a boot to the ample midsection of the super sized sidekick causing him to double over long enough for Trek to hook his head and drop him on top of it with a DDT.]
Promo: Trek makes the cover.
Referee: 1…
Crowd: [TWO!]
Promo: Kick out with authority by Universe Man.
Referee: [Holding up his fingers] TWO!
[Trek is back to his feet, and stalking Universe Man, T6T delivers a knee to the midsection of UM that bends him, prone for a move of some kind. Trek bounds off the rope where an opportunistic Sean Peters slaps his back for the tag.]
Crowd: [BOO!]
[Not realizing the tag has been made, Trek follows through on his move, bounding off the ropes he charges off hard, grabbing the head and neck of Universe Man and swinging underneath, he snaps off a swinging neck breaker. Following quickly with a cover, the ref refuses to count, instead slapping Trek on the back and alerting him to the pin.]
Crowd: [BOO!]
[Sean Peters cockily motions for Trek to exit the ring as he looks to capitalize on his move and goes for the pin attempt on Universe Man.]
Referee: TAG!
Trek: WHAT?!
E.D: Trek is not happy that Peters has tagged himself in.
Promo: Peters is going for the cover!
[The unhappy tag team champion shows his dismay by quickly and emphatically breaking up Peters’ pin attempts with a boot to the skull before exiting the ring. Peters gets up in Trek’s face for the blow only to turn around and walk into a big boot from Universe Man that sends him snapping down to the mat with authority. UM tags out to his partner in crime fighting, bringing in Particle Man.]
Crowd: [POP!]
Promo: The big man takes advantage of his five seconds and hooks the legs of Sean quickly twisting him around in a giant swing as PM bounds off the ropes!
E.D: This is going to be ugly!
Promo: UM puts an exclamation point on the maneuver via two feet to the face with a basement level dropkick! WOW!
Crowd: That was awesome [clap clap clap-clap-clap]! That was awesome [clap clap clap-clap-clap]! That was awesome [clap clap clap-clap-clap]!
Promo: The Superheroes have capitalized on the chaos created by the blind tag of Sean Peters, regaining control.
E.D: They’re cheating, it’s ridiculous how hypocritical these two masked buffoons are.
Promo: What? How can you say that?
E.D: They are constantly breaking the rules while preaching fair play and justice.
Promo: But they have ‘til the count of five!
E.D: You're always making thing s difficult.
[Particle Man scoops Peters up off the mat only to send him back down with a snap mare into a seated position.]
Promo: ATOMIC NOOGIE!
Crowd: [YEAH!]
[PM delivers the scintillating knuckle to the temple move that’s sweeping the nation much to the applause of the crowd, until J.D. Hart enters the ring to end the fun. Hart runs right into PM who takes him over with an arm drag and plants a second Atomic Noogie on him.]
Promo: Well, if J.D. Hart was feeling left out, he won’t be anymore.
E.D: Shut up Paul!
[Peters comes to the rescue of his partner with a clubbing forearm to the back of the masked dome of Particle Man. He whips PM to the ropes and attempts a clothesline that is ducked, and quickly transitioned into a crucifix, PM quickly snaps down, driving the back of his skull into the mat for the pin.]
Promo: Particle Bomb!
Referee: 1…2…
Crowd: THREE!!!
Referee: TWO!
Crowd: [OH!]
[Hart breaks up the pin, bringing Trek into the ring to take him out with a vicious tackle that sends both men out to the floor in a heap of humanity.]
Promo: Peters seems to be setting the man from The City, USA up for some UFC style violence.
[Peters' circles around to the top of PM’s head and with Particle Man face down on the mat, he begins to drive successive knees into the top of Particle Man’s head knocking the masked man silly with the violent assault. On the outside, Trek sends Hart sailing into the guard rail with a crash before climbing back up into the ring, drawing the attentions of Hart’s partner, thus causing the break in the assault.]
Promo: Flying kick to the face sends Trek back to the outside as Particle Man makes the quick tag out to his partner in this fast and furious tag team encounter.
E.D: I loved Tokyo Drift!
Promo: Why?
E.D: Anytime you can get an Asian in a school girl's uniform, it's a great movie!
Promo: Remind me to take you off my little girl's birthday list.
[The unsuspecting Peters casually and cockily spins around, thinking he has the match in hand only to draw laughter from the fans as he walks face first into the theatre screen sized chest of Universe Man.]
UM: Me just warming up to start.
[A timid to look up Peters reaches up with his hands, and feeling the face and mask of Universe Man he gulps, then looks up quickly dropping to his knees and begging off.]
Sean Peters: No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!
Promo: Universe Man is having none of it as he slaps a claw hold around the school of the so-called Sex Symbol.
Crowd: [YEAH!]
E.D: He’s got his head in a one handed vice grip and I don’t know how much of this Mr. Peters will be able to withstand.
Promo: Look at the size of that hand and imagine it wrapped around your skull and squeezing Eric!
E.D: You know what they say about having big hands right?
Promo: I'm so glad we’re not personal friends.
E.D: You’re not the only one.
[As Peters violently shakes his head and body, trying to break the grip, his partner takes advantage of the situation on the outside by dropping Trek throat first across the retaining barrier before rolling in to aid his partner.]
Promo: Double claw hold!
[For his efforts Hart catches a hand around his dome as well as both members of the Sex Symbols begin to frantically pound away at the hands of Universe Man they resort to a double kick to the groin to break the hold. The weaker Peters motions for his partner to get on the offensive as Hart charges at the hurting Universe Man with the assistance of the ropes and gets his chest caved in with a HUGE clothesline from the big man. Peters charges in next and is quickly dropped with a Samoan drop.]
Crowd: [OOO!]
Promo: Universe Man is stacking them up.
E.D: With the Sex Symbols stacked up like pancakes, Universe Man hits the ropes attempting to flatten them...
[THUUUUDDD!!!]
Promo: HE MISSED!
E.D: The Sex Symbols somehow manage to avoid the splash as UM crashes down hard face first onto the ring floor.
Crowd: SU-PER-HER-OES! [Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap] SU-PER-HER-OES! [Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap] SU-PER-HER-OES! [Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap]
[The Sex Symbols deliver a double front kick to each side of Universe Man’s skull, finally gaining the advantage on the big man.]
Crowd: SU-PER-HER-OES! [Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap] SU-PER-HER-OES! [Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap] SU-PER-HER-OES! [Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap]
Promo: Hart needs to leave the ring and get back on the apron already.
Crowd: SU-PER-HER-OES! [Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap] SU-PER-HER-OES! [Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap] SU-PER-HER-OES! [Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap]
E.D: I said it before and I'll say it again, you’re so biased! When the superheroes are double-teaming, it’s okay but when the Sex Symbols do it, it’s bad!
Promo: And like I said before, it’s fine as long as they do it within the five count Eric, it’s been way more than five seconds since Hart entered the ring.
E.D: That’s because the big buffoon cheap shotted him.
[Peters mounts Universe Man and begins to deliver an array of blows to the head and face, forearms, fists and elbows pummel Universe Man until the big man throws Sean off him, literally sending him across the ring, where he makes the quick tag to his partner.]
Promo: They’re not trying what I think they are, are they?
[Both men hook the head of UM and loop his arms over their heads for an attempted double suplex. Gripping the tights and yanking up hard the two men barely pull Universe man to his tip toes before grabbing for their lower backs. As both men look at each other they quickly call an audible, dropping the arms and dropping back hard they deliver a double DDT which Hart follows up with a pin attempts.]
Referee: 1…2…
Promo: Kick out!
Referee: [TWO!]
Crowd: [YEAH!]
Promo: Trek has made it back to his corner but he is holding his throat, he could very well be injured.
E.D: Who cares, the quitter was planning on retiring like a sore loser anyways, now he has an excuse, he should be thankful.
[Hart delivers a leg drop across the windpipe of Universe Man before quickly getting back to his feet and charging against the far side ropes, bounding off them and tumbling into a somersault he comes up to his feet and into a flipping Senton splash for the pin attempt.]
Promo: Rolling thunder.
Referee: 1…2…
Promo: Trek with the save.
E.D: That’s BULLSHIT!
Promo: E.D your language!
[A pissed off Sean Peters charges across the ring with a running clothesline that’s ducked by Trek who quickly transitions into a reverse DDT on one half of the Sex Symbols. Hart clubs Trek across the back with a forearm then wheels him around for an irish whip attempt that’s reversed. Hart bounds off the ropes, leaping into the air for a cross body attempt he is caught with a fall away slam.]
Crowd: TREK! TEK! TREK!
[The referee admonishes Trek, trying to usher him out of the ring he is brushed aside as Trek grabs hold of the head of the recovering and illegal Sean Peters, quickly yanking him up into the air and dropping him on his skull with a brain buster before finally exiting the ring.]
Promo: Hart is back up and after Universe Man.
[UM catches the charging JD tossing him up into the air he catches him across his shoulders and drops him with a Samoan drop before tagging out to his “little friend”.]
E.D: This match is way out of hand Paul. I don’t even know who the legal man is anymore, the ring is littered with broken bodies.
[Stepping on the hamstrings of Hart while his partner climbs to the top, Universe Man rocks JD back into a surfboard as Particle Man leaps from the top and crushes his chest with a double foot stomp.]
E.D: The idiot just fell flat on his face.
Promo: I imagine it’s not easy to balance yourself after stomping on someone’s rib cage.
[Universe Man helps Particle Man up to his feet as Peters gets to his and attempts an ill-fated double clothesline that is ducked by both men. The superheroes quickly grab hold of his wrists and drop him to his knees with a painful double arm wringer. Each masked man places a boot to the side of Peters’ face then drop back, smashing his chin up into his skull with a modified jawbreaker.]
Promo: This referee needs to restore order in here, everyone but Trek is in the ring right now, and he is begging for a tag from Particle Man.
E.D: For a man at retirement age, he sure hasn’t gained much wisdom. I mean, he’s breaking up pins and asking to get into the ring. Does he even want to win this match and retain his titles?
Promo: Only hours ago he was willing to forfeit them so I think that this is more about pride and proving himself then the titles and quite frankly, winning by survival proves nothing but that your opponents put more in than you.
ED: You’re so melodramatic.
[Particle Man and Hart collide in the middle of the ring as JD scoops PM up for a scoop slam attempt that is thwarted by the squirmy superhero as he slips out the backdoor and delivers a scoop slam variation of his own on Hart.]
Promo: Michinoku Driver!
Crowd: [OH!]
[Particle Man heads up top for the finish but is quickly tagged out by Trek who enters the ring.]
Promo: PM doesn’t seem to like the blind tag of Trek.
[Particle Man spins Trek around getting in his face and Trek pushes PM!]
E.D: PM pushes back.
Promo: But Trek delivers a boot to the gut and hoisting PM up across his shoulders, he spins around he delivering a killer TKO to the superhero!
Trek: [Standing up to his feet and flipping him off for his efforts.] ARRRGHHH!!!!
Promo: Instant Replay! Instant Replay! Trek just nailed Particle Man with his Instant Replay finisher!
[From behind JD Hart quickly rolls up the distracted Trek and hooking the tights for added leverage attempts the pin.]
Referee: 1…2…THREE!!!
Promo: Damn it! He had the tights!
Referee: THREE!
Crowd: [BOO!]
E.D: Some call the police because I think a theft just took place!
Promo: What a valiant run by Triple Six Trek!
Trek: YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME REF! NO! NOOOO!!!!!
[Trek argues the call with the referee getting up in his face about it he and the referee begin a shoving match as Universe Man enters the ring to continue. Distracted, Trek gets gang jumped by both members of the Sex Symbols, taking advantage of the confused referee, the two men charge beneath the massive arms of Universe man and from behind, off the rebound catch him with a double chop block that crippled him to the mat.]
E.D: Get that useless bum out of the damn ring referee, the Sex Symbols are about to become tag champs.
Promo: One thing’s for sure, we will have new BACW tag champs at the end of this match.
[As Peters holds the arms of the down Universe Man open for his partner Hart ascends to the top rope, looking to land some sort of high-risk offense.]
Promo: UM needs to get out of there fast!
[Trek pushes past the referee, and grabbing hold of Sean Peters, yanks him off of Universe Man. Lifting Sean up across his shoulders, Trek drops him to the canvas with his second Instant Replay of the night!]
Crowd: Trek! Trek! Trek!
[All of this is happening behind the back of JD Hart, who, with a cocky grin, thinking all is in hand, and arching backwards off the turnbuckle for a moonsault, he catches nothing but ring canvas.]
Crowd: [OOO!]
Hart: [ARGH!]
E.D: Damn it, that sore loser just caused Hart to miss the death knell.
[Universe Man gets up to his feet lifting the staggering JD Hart across his shoulders electric chair style as Particle Man pulls himself up from the depths of destruction and to the top rope. As a smirking Triple Six Trek fades away to the backstage area, Particle Man leaps from the top rope with a doomsday Rana that lands JD Hart hard on the mat.]
Promo: Universe Man tags out to Particle Man, positioning Hart in their corner he looks to become a platform for his partner as he stands back to the turnbuckle and assists Particle Man to his shoulder perch.
[PM leaps from the broad shoulders of his sidekick delivering a big time twisting elbow to the chest of JD Hart.]
Promo: Particle Grenade!
E.D: KABOOM!
Referee: 1…2
Crowd: THREE!
Referee: [Six shooter fingers] Ring the bell!
Promo: The Superheroes win!
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
E.D: Trek beat the Sex Symbols, not the masked midget and his retarded friend. That damn sore loser ruined everything!
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Stuffher: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winners of the match and NEW BACW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! THE SUPERHEROES!!
Crowd: [YEAH!]
Particle Man: We did it ole chum!
Universe Man: Me need to eat.
[Collapsing in Universe Man's arms, the big man of the team helps his partner to his feet when suddenly from the back comes an angry Chris Ross with a microphone in hand.]
Crowd: Ross is gonna kill you! Ross is gonna kill you! Ross is gonna kill you!
Promo: Over the top ropes comes Chris Ross and folks, something tells me he's not here to congratulate The Superheroes.
Chris Ross: So, you're the big hero that is supposed to save us from Project X? Well, what I'm wondering is what these fans, my fans, think you have ever done that makes you such a big hero.
UM: Me nice to people and you bad man attacker!
Crowd: You suck! You suck! You suck!
Chris Ross: What makes them lump you and me in the same category?
UM: We like happy meals?
Fan: Kill yourself your bum!
Chris Ross: Stop fooling around you fat slob! Why do these people look up to you two idiots?
UM: I may be smart-less but Particle Man... He has lots of brains!
Crowd: [Chuckes...]
Chris Ross: I guess what I'm asking, is what makes you a hero and Lee Riel a villain?
Promo: I'm not sure why Ross is bringing Riel into this fight.
E.D: We already addressed the fact that either Ross has be legally insane, or mentally retarded.
Promo: Particle Man looks confused.
E.D: Newsflash, he's always confused.
Chris Ross: You see, Lee Riel, is no doubt a villain. He does evil things.
UM: Lee Riel bad!
Chris Ross: The difference is that he does evil things in the name of what he thinks is righteous. You have no moral barometer UM. You do evil for the sake of evil. That's what a sadist is. You are no hero, not in my eyes. But these people... my people... so, UM, these people have donned you a hero and Riel is the villain. What makes him a villain?
Promo: Is this getting repetitive?
E.D: I'm still waiting for the reason as to why Lee Riel is a villain.
Chris Ross: Is it because he sneaks attacks people or does any of the number of things that you are also guilty of/ I want you tell these people right now what makes you the good guy and what makes Riel the bad guy.
Particle Man: [Getting up from his unconscious state.] GASP! What is he doing here?!
[Universe Man hands PM the microphone, but before he can respond Chris Ross, he shoves UM down with an inside heel trip and hits Particle Man with the Wipe Out.]
Promo: WIPE OUT! WIPE OUT! WIIIIIIPE OUTTTT!!!!
[Hitting the ring hard, Randy Acorn and Tim Spears start the next match sans Lee Riel. inadvertently saving Particle Man. Rolling from the ring, The Superheroes make a quick exit as all hell continues to break loose with Ross trying in vein to stop the boots from landing all over his body.]
Promo: Did they mean to make the save or just get the jump in on Ross while they could?
E.D: No one knows but the next match is starting and Spectre is nowhere in sight!
Promo: We were supposed to go to break but apparently, Project X had something else in mind. Forget about the bell, here we GO!
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