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Opening With Host Paul Prominiski: [Part 2]
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Wrrrestling! [Echo]
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Crowd: [YEAH!]
[Ringside.]
Paul Prominski: Hello everyone and welcome to BACW's TVMA live from The Pit in Albuquerque, NM!!!!
Crowd: [YEAH!] Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling!
Promo: I'm your Host Paul Prominski and hold onto your seats because if Mr. Batee vs. Chris Ross at Dance with the Devil isn't enough of a major announcement for you, there are rumors of even a bigger announcement to come!
Crowd: [POP!]
Promo: In addition to Chris Ross defending his NAWA International championship against a mystery opponent to be named later, we will also see the tag and NYS championships on the line as well. Mr. Batee is livid about the disrespect he has been shown by his roster and from what I'm being told, promises to not only shake up the show, but also the very foundation of this federation. What that means I honestly don't know, but by the sounds of the crowd, don't go to the bathroom because you just might miss the fireworks!
Crowd: Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling!
Promo: But before we dive into the opening introductions, let's give it up for my Co-Host Easy "E" Eric Danger!
Eric Danger: Yeah, yeah, yeah...I'm back and thank God I am because there would be no rocket's red glare or bombs bursting in the air if it wasn't for me - Easy E!
[Danger does the crab pose and flares out into the single bicep flex..]
Promo: [Rolling his eyes] Please sit down.
E.D: [Adjusting his headset] You're just jealous because I've been working out with the Bull Worker.
Promo: At least you're not rubbing suntan lotion on your daughter's ass.
E.D: I try to leave the headlines for the people who look like Bozo The Clown at 50.
Promo: [Shaking his head] Let's go the ring.
E.D: Suite yourself!
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