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BACW Heavyweight Championship: [Part 5]
The Spectre (c)
Vs.
Chris Ross
Promo: Folks, I'm not sure what that means or what our boss is going to ask of Besolve it certainly can't be good for the person on the receiving end.
E.D: Mr. Batee has no friends in the business and if history proves anything, it's that if you lie in bed with a dirty dog, you eventually get fleas!
Promo: I'm not sure I would describe him in that manner, but in light of those comments, it's been nice working with you.
E.D: What?
Promo: Let's go to the ring for our introductions.
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Michael Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, our next bout by order of Mr. Batee will now be for BACW's Heavyweight championship!
Crowd: [POP!]
Promo: I'm not sure how this is a punishment for Chris Ross...
E.D: It's a punishment because Batee knows that with the title on the line, Spectre will look to turn it up a notch or two.
Promo: So Batee is using Spectre to soften up Ross before the pay per view?
E.D: You got it!
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Stuffher: Now in the ring, he is BACW's Heavyweight champion; The Spectre!
Crowd: [BOO!]
[Pulling the ropes, Spectre allows the referee to search him while he waits for the challenger.]
Promo: Why was the champion introduced first?
E.D: Because Ross has the bigger title.
Promo: Why do you always have to turn everything into a sexual joke?
E.D: Huh?
[Suddenly the lights go out in the arena.]
PA: The name is Chris Ross... DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!
[The words come across the oval-tron as a huge explosion happens and the lights start to flicker. "Phenomenon" by Thousand Foot Krutch then starts to play.]
If You're Like Us
Calling All Riders.
Roll Up Beside Us.
No Place to hide us.
All Freedom Fighters Lets unite Us
Switch on your nitrous.
And LET'S GO!
[Chris Ross then appears on the stage dressed in a black tank top and a pair of black jeans. On his shoulders are not one title but two championship belts. Those titles being, the NAWA International Title and the stolen BACW heavyweight championship. Seeing his title on Ross causes Spectre to become visibly upset.]
Promo: Is that a replica?
E.D: I have no idea but it looks pretty real to me.
Promo: This definitely brings up the question of what Chris Ross of all people is doing with BACW's championship belt.
E.D: Last time I checked, Lee Riel had possession of it.
Promo: This is certainly very odd.
[Ross starts to walk to the ring completely emotionless expression.]
Destination for Navigation.
Man up ya stations
feel the sensation.
Surround invasion with communication
Move Quick
We might avoid contamination
[Ross then climbs into the ring and holds both titles over his head and another explosion happens.]
Down Here comes the sound
Everyone Pound your feet to this phenomenon.
Now let's make it loud
And show them how you move to this phenomenon.
Roll! open your soul!
Maybe lose control inside of this Phenomenon.
Just let yourself go
And let everyone know you move to this Phenomenon.
Stuffher: In the ring now from Honolulu Hawaii he is your NAWA International Champion! Weighing in at 300 lbs... He is "Krazy" Chris Ross!
[Ross storms over to the announcer shoving Stuffher on his ass and grabbing the microphone he screams.]
Ross: EXCUSE ME?! How dare you introduce me like that! I am your BACW Heavyweight champion as well as your NAWA champion!
Stuffher: What?! I didn't know... I'm sorr...
E.D: If that is the case I sure as hell didn't get that memo.
Promo: This is it folks, Chris Ross has officially gone insane.
[Bending over with spit fling from his mouth Ross continues his rant as Spectre leans back on the turnbuckle in disgust.]
Ross: I am the real champion! See Batee may have forgotten about me but it doesn't matter because I NOW I AM THE REAL CHAMPION!
Stuffher: [Cowering in the corner.]
Ross: I swear to God, if you or anyone else tells me I'm not the real champion, I'm going to snap like a Slim Jim!
E.D: Going to snap?
[Before Ross can say another word, Spectre spins him around and slaps him dead in the face, forcing the belts to fly off of Ross' shoulder. Body slam attempt is foiled by a Chris Ross thudding forearm, and tossing Spectre from the ring...]
[CLANG!]
Spectre: [Arching] AAARRGHHH!!!
[...Ross proceeds to brutally slam the champion into the railing with reckless abandon.]
Promo: Chris Ross is all over Spectre like white on rice and something tells me that whether Mr. Batee likes it or not, he could be waking up tomorrow with Chris Ross as his BACW Heavyweight champion!
[Rolling from the random kicks and punches raining down on him, Spectre reaches under the ring, and...]
Promo: He's got the TAZER!!!!
E.D: Ross pulls back and this could be problematic for the challenger.
Promo: You think?
[Thrusting forward from his knees with the trigger pinned, Ross plows through Spectre's face with a big boot and dropping the weapon, Chris smiles as Spectre tries to clear the cobwebs.]
Promo: Spectre is hurt and it's Ross who now has the Tazer!
E.D: Spectre is helpless and look out Don Ho because Chris Ross is just about to roast the pig!
[ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!]
Crowd: [OH!]
Promo: Tazer to the chest! Tazer to the chest! TAAAAAZER TO THE CHEST!
[Flopping sideways and smacking his head on the concrete, Ross pulls Spectre to his feet and with one brutal move...]
Promo: Oh my god, they are coming our way!
E.D: I'm too young to die!!!!
Chris Ross: [ARRGHH!!!!]
[CRAAAACCCKKK!!!]
Spectre: [UGH!]
Crowd: [AH!] You're hardcore! You're hardcore! You're hardcore!
Promo: Wipe Out! Wiper Out! WIIIIIPPPE OOOUT!!!
[Through the announcer's table with a sadistic thud, Spectre's head bangs off one of the monitors and hooking the leg of one of the greatest BACW champions off all time, Chris Ross closes his eyes tight.]
Referee: Ring the bell!
Crowd: [BOO!]
Promo: I don't believe it folks, Chris Ross has finally achieve his childhood dream!
E.D: Chris Ross is not only the number one contender, but also BACW's Heavyweight champion!
[Rolling off Spectre, the new champ covers his eyes with his hands as the official announcement is made.
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the bout, and NEW BACW Heavyweight champion. Chris Ross!
Crowd: You suck! You suck! You suck!
Promo: As the boo's come down from every crevasse of this building, Chris Ross has taken both belts and he's heading back up the isle.
Crowd: You suck! You suck! You suck!
[Through the curtains and leaving a blood Spectre in his wake of destruction, the Host of the show continues to be in awe of what just happened.]
Promo: In March when Chris Ross blew his chance at Grinder, many thought he was at the end of his career including me. But through perseverance and dedication, he has climbed BACW's mountain of extreme and...
E.D: ... oh my!
Promo: What?
E.D: He's coming back!
Promo: AH!
[Now down at ringside, Ross looks at the broken Spectre in a complete psychopathic trance. He clutches both of his titles tightly hugging them like they are his own children and turning leaves the medics to place Spectre onto a gurney.]
Promo: Oh thank God he's leaving again! This mad man has done enough damage for a lifetime!
[The cameras zoom in as Ross stands on top of the stage laughing. Looking up at the action via the Ovaltron, he shakes his head, drops both of the titles, and storms back down the ring.]
Promo: Spectre is helpless and Ross know it!
Crowd: [POP!]
E.D.: Looks like your friend is coming back for a third time Promo.
Promo: What the hell more could he possibly do!?
E.D: Where's he going with Spectre?
[Ross grabs the gurney and slowly wheeling Spectre to the top of the stage, pauses to display a sinister smile.]
Ross: [Calling for a microphone] Spectre... You said that I blew my opportunity and had to go to the back of the line. Well you know what? It's like I said since The Grinder. I am the real champion! And I just proved it to you! Your reign is over Spectre. All the undeserved title shots... The time you've spent being spoon fed everything... It's over Spectre... The reign of the purple haired freak is done!
[And from his pocket Chris Ross begins to do something no one in wrestling history has ever done; he begins to shave the purple hair from Spectre's head completely BALD!]
[ZZZZZZAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ]
[With Spectre's pride exposed, and his legacy all but shattered, Ross jams some of the hair into his pocket and collects the microphone for a final time.]
Ross: Nothing is going to hold me back anymore! I have one thing that no one else in the BACW has... And that is the heart of an Islander! You can bend me... You can break me... You can try to end my career... But the fact still remains that I've never given up! I came into this federation as a nobody and I stand before all of you as a Phenomenon! THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ERA!!! No one will forget me anymore...
[Ross shivers letting out an almost Joker like chuckle.]
Ross: The name Is Chris Ross... AND NOW... NO ONE WILL EVER FORGET IT!!!
[With those words being blurted, Ross suddenly kicks the gurney and it goes wheeling off the stage.]
Crowd: [OH!]
[CRRRAAAAASSSSHHHH]
*ZAAAAAAAP*
Promo: OH MY GOD!!!!
[As the gurney crashes into a mess of electrical equipment, the fans are completely stunned. And with Ross at an all time high, the Oval-tron lights up with Mr. Batee's devilish face.]
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