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Non-Title Match: [Part 9]
Rick Ulfric (c)
Vs.
Darrel Besolve
Promo: We are back from the break and folks, you can cut the anticipation with a knife. The greatest champion the BACW has ever known is about to walk through that curtain.
E.D: I don’t know what the people see in this guy, Paul, but, without a doubt, everyone in the arena is already standing.
[Blue and Gold laser lights begin to beam throughout the arena. The concession stands are cleared and everyone has their undivided attention on the curtains. We all know what is coming, but the anticipation is what makes it great.]
E.D: Oh, just play the stupid song, already.
Promo: Eric, don’t tell me you don’t enjoy watching this.
[As the light have multiplied several times, until it looks like the entirety of the arena is basking in a blue and gold glow—we finally get what we desire…]
#I AM IRONMAN!!!
[The familiar Black Sabbath guitar blares out of the speakers at decibel level 10+ and everyone, like Pavlov’s dogs, shrieks like their child was just born.]
Stuffher: Introducing first, from Edmore, Michigan he is a multi-time world and BACW champion. Ladies and gentlemen, BACW's most accomplished Hall of Fame member, Darrel Besolve!
Crowd: [YEAH!]
[Cue pyrotechnics.]
[BOOM! BOOM! POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP]
[BOOM!]
Crowd: [Clapping]
[Turning from the ropes, Darrel jogs back and forth, as he awaits the opening bell...]
Promo: This certainly appears to be what the crowd has been waiting for and in light of the shocking results we have already witnessed, this match could eclipse it all.
E.D: What you mean by that?
Promo: Ulfric is going to get smashed and Darrel knows it. The smaller, younger champion has no physical advantage over the much larger, experienced challenger.
E.D: So Besolve is better in bed, what does that prove?
Promo: [Ignoring Eric] Darrel will use his gross advantages to dominate the fight and both he and Rick know it.
E.D: The title belt has endowed Rick with a sense of confidence that he would otherwise lack, but it doesn’t grant him superpowers.
Promo: For that reason, it's my opinion that Darrel is just too strong and too skilled for Rick to overcome. He will overwhelm Rick with his power and allow the psychological toll to remove Rick from any game plan that he could have established.
E.D: Okay Promo, forget about the Dr. Phil mumbo-jumbo... This all boils down to the fact that Besolve was dragged around by a motorcycle last month and understand Rick's motivation or not, that kind of action tends to piss people off, but you know me, I'm difficult to work with so I could be wrong.
Promo: I think you're in grenade distance.
E.D: Kaboom!
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Promo: Ulfric appears from the crowd in his street clothes and with the bell ringing, get ready because this one is underway.
[Besolve circles Ulfric with a smirk on his face and the crowd is still on their feet waiting for the clash of the titans.]
Promo: The champion looks irritated already at Darrel’s composure.
E.D: I don’t know how, exactly, they did it, but Besolve is looking pretty good even after the match he had earlier tonight.
[Darrel steps in with a left jab and catches Ulfric right on the chin. The smaller champion tries to counter punch, but Besolve easily steps out of range. When Ulfric is fully extended from the counter, Besolve makes him pay with a stiff left kick to the ribs.]
E.D: Besolve is utilizing his enormous reach advantage.
Promo: Ulfric is used to be the smaller man in the ring, but Besolve is freakishly long and strong.
E.D: Did your girlfriend tell you that about him?
Promo: Shut up, Eric.
E.D: Just saying maybe he could help you with that problem of yours...
Promo: I said SHUT UP!
[Ulfric rushes in, throwing looping shots from many different angles, but Darrel is able to step backward, then to his left and avoid any connections. Frustrated by Besolve’s incomparable speed and defense, Ulfric lunges forward to try to get a hold of Darrel any way he can. Besolve takes a short step forward and meets Ulfric in the center with a knee lift that connects to the chin of the champion. Ulfric’s lights almost fade immediately.]
Promo: LOOK AT THAT IMPACT!
[Sensing that Ulfric is hurt, Besolve latches his left hand around the back of the champion’s neck and begins landing some thunderous rights while Rick is dazed.]
E.D: Dirty boxing from Besolve—he’s killing Ulfric with those punches.
[Leaving nothing to chance, Besolve transitions to the full Thai clinch, with both hands behind Ulfric’s head and pushes Rick’s face down into another concussion-promising right knee lift. As soon as his right foot hits the ground, Besolve throws the left knee up into Ulfric’s face with almost equal velocity.]
Promo: Ulfric is bleeding from the nose and looks to be almost out on his feet.
[Besolve relinquishes his grip on the back of Ulfric’s neck and lands a crushing right uppercut that sees the champion collapse in the corner. Wasting no time, Besolve leaps into the air and lands a perfectly timed Superman punch to his downed opponent.]
E.D: That’s the same thing he did to Ross!
[A skilled mat wrestler, Ulfric immediately tries to apply his guard, but Besolve begins raining down hammer fists before the guard is locked in place. Ulfric tries to writhe out to buck Darrel off, but the grotesquely strong Boy Wonder folds Ulfric’s body over and has him bent in half in the corner. Freeing up his right hand and holding Ulfric down with his left, Darrel starts to drop elbows directly to the injured nose of the champion.]
E.D: Besolve’s pace is relentless.
Promo: Anything that bleeds becomes a bulls eye for Besolve.
E.D: Yet another thing your girlfriend tells you at least once a month.
Promo: I really do hate you, Eric.
[Without much to go on, Ulfric squirms under the ropes and pulls himself outside of the ring to regroup. Besolve, pleased at how the show is beginning, takes a step and smirks. When Ulfric rises to his feet, Darrel waves him back into the ring—much to the crowd’s delight. Rolling back into the ring, Besolve sizes his opponent up, and Ulfric wastes no time, rushing in with a roundhouse kick to the ribs followed up by a stiff left jab that rocks the former champion.]
E.D: Ulfric shakes his head no and that certainly to be expected.
Promo: I'm not shocked at all considering their last fight was a complete and utter war.
[Ulfric sits on the top turnbuckle facing Besolve, who lays on the mat. He’s screaming at him to get up. As soon as Besolve staggers to his feet, Ulfric grabs his arm and leaps off with a swinging DDT, dropping Besolve shoulder first onto the mat and then he locks in a rolling crucifix arm bar. Rolling into the ropes he is forced to break, and does so, only to then lock in a bridging double arm bar.]
Promo: Ulfric is going to the mat like Besolve and this has become a game of cat and mouse.
E.D: It's like Ufric's saying anything you can do I can do better!
[Ulfric sinks in a knee lift to the midsection that has Darrel back peddling. Rick rushes in with a shoulder tackle that drives the big man all the way into the corner. Ulfric wastes no time jumping to the second turnbuckle and starting to punch away at Darrel as he climbs him like a tree.]
Referee: 1… 2… 3...
Promo: The Silent Warrior is a house of fire tonight! He doesn’t seem to be feeling any pain after that horrific drop.
Crowd: 4… 5… 6...
E.D: It doesn’t hurt that Besolve is still feeling the after effects of the fall that he got the worst of.
Referee: 7…8…9
[Rick grabs Darrel by the back of his head before throwing himself backward, and digging his feet into Besolve’s ribs, he connects with a reverse monkey flip.]
E.D: WHAT-A-MOVE!
[Refusing to give Darrel a moment to breathe, Ulfric stands up quickly and leaps into the air…]
Crowd: [OH!]
Promo: Nobody home for that move.
[Besolve rolls out of the way of a guillotine leg drop. Now in close quarters, Darrel gets the opportunity to get his hands on Ulfric. Grabbing him by the hair as the two men stand up, Besolve executes a textbook standing clothesline; jerking Rick’s head toward his arm for added impact.]
Promo: Besolve with a ground and pound as the crowd tries to get behind the champion.
Crowd: Rick! Rick! Rick!
E.D: God these two hate each other!
Promo: The gist is that these two have been blood enemies since the night of the BWA Elimination Chamber PPV and there has been no resolution of a nearly 4-year feud. Rick feels he got some measure of revenge by attacking Darrel after his NAWA title win, but now Darrel is closing in on him in the ring and without a gang and a motorcycle—this encounter has not been an easy one for Ulfric.
[Besolve looks to steal back control of this match with effective striking.]
E.D: You say he is winning on the ground, he is winning on the feet—what is Ulfric supposed to do?
Promo: What is anyone supposed to do?
Referee: He's in the ropes Besolve, break the hold! 1... 2... 3...
[Off his back, Ulfric steps forward as Darrel steps back and the giant ex-champion spins in a tornado with a spinning back fist. His knuckles smack Ulfric right on the nose again and the blood just keeps pumping from what appears to be a severely battered if not broken nose.]
Crowd: Let's go Rick! Let's go Rick! Let's go Rick!
Promo: Besolve steps forward with a gut-ripping knee to the body and then brings his foot down for a vicious foot-stomp to Ulfric’s bridge. Switching to a traditional boxer’s stance, Darrel steps forward with the reeling Ulfric, putting all his weight on his left foot and then swoops in with a SAVAGE left cross.
E.D: BANG! That's my boy!
[Ulfric is hit so hard that his legs give out and he goes sailing between the first and second rope and out of the ring. He doesn’t just fall out of the ring, the momentum nearly threw him from the squared circle.]
[THUD!]
Crowd: [OOO!]
Rick Ulfric: [GAH!]
Promo: Ulfric hit the timekeeper’s table!
ED: Jesus, man, Besolve’s fist hit like it was shot out of a cannon.
[Besolve calmly climbs out of the ring and stalks toward Ulfric. As Besolve grabs a hold of Rick, Ulfric turns around and...]
[CLANG!]
Crowd: [YEAH!]
[...gives him a full blast facial with the timekeeper’s bell. The cut from earlier on Besolve’s forehead reopens with a vengeance.]
Promo: GOOD GAWD!
E.D: Don’t say it. Don’t you dare say it.
Promo: Ulfric really rung Besolve’s bell with that one.
E.D: You are SO GAY.
[Besolve crumbles to his knees and Ulfric hits him for a second time, right between the eyes with the bell.]
E.D: Right about now I wonder if Besolve regrets saying that anything goes in this match?
Promo: Right now I wonder if Besolve even knows where he is.
E.D: He better find out fast because Ulfric is placing him up onto the top turnbuckle!
Crowd: [Stomping]
[KA-THUUUDDDUDDUUD!!!]
Crowd: [WOW!]
Promo: Suplex connects and Ulfric has Besolve dazed!
E.D: Here come the Suplexes!
[Catching him first with a trifecta of German Suplexes, Ric rolls for a fourth suplex, but rather than a standard German...]
[THUD!]
[...hits Besolve with a release German suplex.]
Crowd: [OH!]
Promo: How much more can Besolve take tonight?
[Rick quickly rolls to his feet and keeps the pressure on Besolve, yanking him up and into a belly-to-belly hammerlock cradle suplex...]
Referee: 1.. 2...
Crowd: THREE!!!
Referee: TWO!
Promo: Wow that was close!
Rick Ulfric: [Growling] Come on ref!
[Frustrated Rick pulls Besolve up again, this time into a belly-to-belly pump handl...]
E.D: Brain buster transition!
Promo: Cover and the count!
Referee: 1... 2... Kick out!
Crowd: [BOO!]
E.D: What's fueling them I just don't know!
Promo: I'll tell you what's behind this incredible display of intestinal fortitude. The revenge factor is high for Rick, it has to be; and I can tell right now, Besolve planned to use that against him.
E.D: Rick was looking for blood from the word go and from my position here at ringside, Besolve tried to exploit his over expenditures and punish him for errors made in the ring.
Promo: Eric, Rick is not the most sound when it comes to technical wrestlering, so Darrel has had a distinct advantage on the mat. However, Darrel is also much stronger in the upper body, experienced, and quicker than Ulfric.
E.D: You're not telling me anything new. My boy's primary offense is, and has always been, the willingness to take it to the mat and pound. But right now Besolve has rolled from the ring and Eric, he appears to be trying to dig down deep.
[Rolling after Besolve, Ulfric is quick to close in. Taking hold of Besolve by the hair, Rick lifts him up and...]
Promo: ...hangman’s neck breaker on Besolve over the guardrail and I think this one's over!
[Shaking his head no, Ulfric pulls up the apron and begins removing tables one by one. With each weapon revealed, the crowd grows more and more intense knowing something very dangerous is about to happen.]
E.D: Ulfric has stacked two tables and tossing Besolve back into the ring, this is not looking good for the Boy Wonder.
Crowd: [Stirring with anticipation]
[Pulling Besolve up with him to the highest part of the ring, Ulfric and Besolve teeter on the top rope as the crowd begins to chant.]
Crowd: Jump! Jump! Jump!
Promo: Ulfric is in complete control and my God.... NO!!!!
[CRASH!]
[CRACK!!]
[CRUNCH!!!]
[THUDDDDD!!!!!]
Crowd: [WOW!]
Promo: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
Promo: Off the top rope and through the tablse with a head and arm taz-plex and my God! My God! My God! What has Ulfric done?!!!!
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
Promo: Barely able to move, Rick staggers to his feet and rolling into the ring, demands the referee count out a hapless and helpless Darrel Besolve.
E.D: GET UP DARREL!
Referee: 1....... 2........
Crowd: THREE!!!!
Referee: FOUR!
Crowd: 5
Referee: SIX!
Promo: Besolve is moving!
E.D: Get on your feeeeeeeeeet!
Referee: EIGHT!
Crowd: 9!!!!
Referee: TE...
Promo: Besolve barely beats the count and folks, Rick Ulfric cannot believe what he is seeing and charging in...]
[CRACK!]
Crowd: [OH!]
E.D: Besolve with a piece of metal from the broken table finds a home on to forehead of the champion!
Promo: Down goes Ulfric! Down goes Ulfric! Down goes Ulfric!
[Tossing the broken table leg to the side, Darrel picks up the fallen Silent warrior and struggling to jack him up into the air, barely gorilla slams Ulfric onto the logo.]
Promo: That press slam took a lot out of the Beloved Mr. Besolve.
E.D: I’m willing to bet it took more outta Ricky though.
Promo: Besolve reaches down and grabs Rick by the hair. He lifts him up and placing him on the turnbuckle, the Boy Wonder is looking to return the favor.
E.D: But the tables are already broken!!!!
Promo: I think that's the idea as Besolve has now planted Ulfric on the top rope.
E.D: But it's no secret that Ulfric LOVES to super-plex so Besolve better be careful.
[Somewhat in control, Besolve looks to be completely out of it, but to make sure, Darrel swings upward for a couple of bruising punches to the face.]
Promo: This is how it has to go down. Both men are bloody, their knuckles are worn to nubs, and I don’t think that either one has much left in the tank.
E.D: I rarely compliment people, but both of these jerk offs have laid it on the line tonight.
Promo: I thought you liked Besolve?
E.D: I do but deep down inside I'm a complete prick.
[The entire crowd has now risen as one as the epic battle continues in the throws of the dangerous situation.]
Promo: We all knew this match was going to take a high impact move to end it.
E.D: Ulfric deserves it; he took everything Sloan had to offer and now he’s about to put away the greatest champion the BACW has ever known. I might not like it, but I sure as hell respect the hell out of it!
[Both men continue to stand on the top turnbuckle in a display of amazing athleticism!]
Promo: Superman is about to take flight…
E.D: Eye rake and Ulfric is in control!
Promo: Ulfric begins to shift his weight backward for the super-plex.]
ED: BLOCKED!!!
Crowd: [NO!]
[Besolve stands his ground, refusing to be thrown from the top turnbuckle. The entire arena is reverberating from the crowd pop as they all feel the momentum shifting. Ulfric tries for the super-plex again, but meets the same result…]
Crowd: [NO!]
Promo: [Completely speechless] ...
E.D: BESOLVE IS LIFTING ULFRIC!!!!!!!! NO!!!!
[Besolve reverses the super-plex attempt and hoists Ulfric into the air.]
E.D: Holy mother Teresa in drag! The flashbulbs of the wrestling media around the ring all flash for one of the most amazing looking shots of all time as Besolve holds Ulfric in the standing suplex position, Ulfric upright and stiff as a board—
Promo: ALL ON THE TOP ROPE! This is amazing!
[Besolve leaps forward, flings his feet straight in front of him...]
[KA-HOLY-F'N-THUD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DD!!!]
Crowd: [OH!]
Promo: LIGHT OF JUDGMENT OFF THE TOP! LIGHT OF JUDGMENT OFF THE TOP ROPE! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?!?!?!
Crowd: Are they dead?! Are they dead?! Are they dead?!
E.D: That's how Besolve defeated Mr. Batee at the Grinder in 2007!
Crowd: Are they dead?! Are they dead?! Are they dead?!
[The impact nearly dents the ring as Besolve throws his arm over the champion…]
Crowd: Are they dead?! Are they dead?! Are they dead?!
Referee: 1…
Crowd: Are they dead?! Are they dead?! Are they dead?!
Promo: Nobody is kicking out of that.
Crowd: Are they dead?! Are they dead?! Are they dead?!
Referee: 2…
Crowd: Are they dead?! Are they dead?! Are they dead?!
ED: I agree with the crowd, I think that Ulfric might be dead.
Referee: THREE!!!!!!
Crowd: [DAMN!]
Promo: Besolve wins! Besolve wins! I don’t believe it! He just beat Chris Ross and Rick Ulfric in the same night! He really is Superman!
E.D: Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
[Besolve gets to his knees with great effort. His face is covered in blood…]
Crowd: [Standing ovation out of respect.]
Promo: I don't think it could any more dramatic but folks, we’re out of time, ladies and gentlemen! For the entire cast of TVMA, the BACW and the NAWA, and for my co-host, Eric Danger, THANKS FOR WATCHING!
[We fade out on a shot of Besolve kneeling over the NAWA champion with a bloodied smile on his face…]
end TVMA
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