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Interpromotional Challenge
Alec Ace
vs.
Austin Arenas
Promo: My God! Spectre has just assaulted the BACW owner, right after signing an apparently very lucrative, long term contract with BACW! And as Spectre heads back up the entrance ramp, fans, you might as well face it! Like him or hate him, Spectre is here! Spectre is staying!! And my God, Spectre’s NEW reign of terror in BACW may have only just begun!!
[The feed goes to static as we kick into the introduction for tonight’s card.]
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Paul Prominski: Hello everyone and welcome to the Mellon Arena located in right here in Steel City USA Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania! We are sponsored by NeWA, eWrestling.Org and Mr. Batee, and I'm you host Paul Prominiski AKA The Promo Machine! We are only two months away from BACW's fall pay per view American Bad ASS and look at the crowd here tonight! But before we beginning, it’s my pleasure to introduce to you my new co-host, Easy Eric Danger!
Eric Danger: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Thank you for the long and not very gracious introduction. You know Paul, a star like me Eric Danger deserves to have bubbly, girls, guns, fire trucks, and knifes! Where is the hype, where is the glam, and where the hell is my…
PA: THE GOOD! THE BAD! THE UGLY!
Crowd: [YEAH!]
ED: [Throwing his papers into the air] You have to be kidding me! Was I or was I not in the middle of telling people how great ED was?
Crowd: WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!
Promo: Folks, that moniker usually indicates the arrival of Derek “Cheap-shot” Parks who has been retired from BACW for quiet some time. Rumors have been circulating about his return to professional wrestling, but I never paid them any mind!
ED: Can I please get a glass of water?
[As the arena is filled with the sounds of “Symphony of Destruction,” out from behind the curtains come two familiar faces. One is DCP Derek “cheap-shot” Parks who happens to look in superior athletic shape wearing only a pair of black jeans and black boots, and the other happens to be the sluttish but lovely “Queen of Extreme” Sarah Richards who seems to be wearing next to nothing but her low cut top, skirt, and white stockings. As the music fades, the chants continue as the two get into the ring with Parks calling for the microphone.]
Crowd: [Continuing] WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!
[Point to Sarah’s ass with both index fingers, DCP draws a familiar cat call from the fans.]
Crowd: YOU’RE A CRACK WHORE! [clap clap clap-clap-clap] YOU’RE A CRACK WHORE! [clap clap clap-clap-clap] YOU’RE A CRACK WHORE!
[Oddly enough, DCP cracks a smile to the negative reaction but Sarah doesn’t find it all that amusing.]
Sarah: [Pointing to an overweight man at ringside chanting.] Yeah, and when’s the last time you actually saw your pecker?
Crowd: OH!
[Pulling Richards back from the ropes, DCP grabs calls for the microphone and standing in the middle of the ring, scans the crowd before speaking.]
Derek Parks: A few years ago I debuted with this company. Since then I went on to upset a monster, defeat a purple headed freak, expose a man who thought of himself as being great a fraud and gave a World Heavyweight Champion his first lose since his return to the company. During that time I became a multi champion with this company.
[Sarah begins flirting with the crowd.]
Sarah: [Motioning] Call me!
Derek: [Rolling his eyes] Please Sarah, I’m trying to talk here.
Sarah: [Winks] Sorry baby.
Derek: I was on my way to the top but somewhere during that time I became my own worst enemy. Somewhere along the way I lost focus. I began worrying about things going on around me that I had no control of. Instead of concentrating on the opportunities that I had, I cared more about the opportunities that others were getting.
Man in the crowd: SHOW US YOUR TITS SARAH!
[Again DCP cracks a smile.]
Sarah: [Getting ready to pull up her shirt exposing her massive melons.]
Derek: [Wagging his finger no.] Not today Sarah, it’s our first day back and you don’t want to give away the store at our first showing.
Sarah: [Giving a playful pout.] Okay daddy.
Derek: Now if you people would shut up, I can say what I have to say and the show can begin.
Crowd: [BOO!]
Derek: Unlike Spectre, I happily signed a contract with Mr. Batee to come back here to BACW and many of you might be thinking that Batee’s nuts for bringing me back.
Crowd: [Clapping]
Derek: Some of you might not care. Others might be worried about how it will affect them, but I know one particular guy in the back that’s probably creaming in his shorts right about now.
Crowd: Ross is gonna kill you! Ross is gonna kill you! Ross is gonna kill you!
Derek: Well like it or not, I’m here and as you can see, I’m in the greatest shape of my life. I’m more focused than ever before. Over this past week I have had many offers to sign with various promotions but I chose to come to the best. I choose to come here to reach that ultimate goal.
Fan: [Yelling from the cheap seats] Clearing Sarah of all her venereal diseases?
Crowd: [Laughter]
Derek: Very funny you dumb fuck. How many people did your wife have to sleep with so you could buy those shitty seats?
Crowd: BOO!
Derek: The goal that I have is that of every wrestler in the business. The ultimate dream of becoming BACW’s Heavyweight Champion and along that journey to the championship, there is someone I need to confront. There is someone that I have unfinished business with and I will take care of that person personally. When the time is right, that person will know who they are and trust me when I say, they won’t like the outcome one damn bit! Until then, over the next couple of months, everyone in this arena, everyone in the back, and everyone watching at home will know why they say I’m the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Everyone will soon find out why “it’s all about me…
Crowd & Derek: D-C-P!”
Derek: That journey starts next month at TVMA! Get ready because BACW [evil laugh] you’re in for one hell of a ride!
[DCP throws the microphone down, and motions for Sarah to hold open the ropes so he can climb out of the ring. Hopping to the floor, the two head back to the locker room with Sarah bouncing behind him.]
PA: THE GOOD! THE BAD! THE UGLY!
[As the music cues up and the crowd gets settled into their seats, the show is kicked by down the announcers for a preview of our opening contest.]
Promo: Have anything to say about DCP’s return to BACW?
ED: [Tongue hanging out of his mouth] Holy T.i.t.s.! That Sarah could suck the chrome off my trailer hitch anytime she wants.
Promo: [Shaking his head] I should have known better.
ED: Come on Promo, lighten up for a change. You have Easy “E” here to guide you through the chocolate factory. Tell me about the first match, I promise to behave.
Promo: [Straightening up his papers] Eric, our first match will be an answer by BACW owner Mr. Batee to the challenge made by Austin Arenas who represents GLWA. Last week Austin stormed our ring unannounced and insulted everyone on our roster. This week Alec plans to respond to that challenge, and hopefully uphold the motto of “Professional wrestling’s official Stomp hall.”
ED: The problem I see here for Alec Ace is that this match means nothing to him and everything to Austin Arenas. If Arenas loses he goes back to the great lakes a loser but it he wins, he can do something not a lot of people can say they have done.
Promo: What’s that?
ED: It was a rhetorical question you mental midget!
Promo: Why do you have to be so insulting?
ED: Look Paul, you have been hanging around with that stick in the mud Darrel Besolve for far too long. Lighten up Francis, or I’ll give you a full metal jacket.
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Promo: As ring announcer Michael Stuffher enters the squared circle, it’s time for…
[CLANG!]
Crowd: [OH!]
[Through the curtains and tumbling backwards head over heels comes Austin Arenas and hot on his trail carrying a dented steel chair is Alec Ace. Slamming the chair onto the ramp, Ace pounds Arenas with hard forearms to the base of his opponent’s neck.]
Alec Ace: [Taking Austin by the tights and scruff of his neck] ARRGGHH!!!!
[THUD!]
Crowd: [Cheers in unison!] Damn!
Promo: Head first into the steel stairs and Alec Ace isn’t waiting for this show to start. He’s gone into the back, found Austin Arenas, and by God, he’s defending the honor of BACW!
ED: Arenas now has blood flowing down his forehead and onto his chest and this has to be the most aggressive I have seen Alec Ace since he signed his BACW contract.
Promo: Sliding the blood caked Arenas under the bottom ropes, the referee quickly calls for the bell and here we GO!
[Pulling Arenas up by the hair, Ace tosses him into the ropes courtesy of a hard Irish whip! Off the rebound and leaping into the air, Arenas can’t get out of the way of a brutal high knee and crumpling back down onto the canvas; the crowd immediately gets behind Alec Ace.]
Crowd: [Stomping]
Promo: I love the way Ace started this match off but I hope he remembers that he’s not an extreme wrestler by any stretch of the imagination.
ED: He seems to be doing alright to me Promo.
[Straightening his opponent up into the corner, Alec drives a boot into the midsection of Austin and scooping low, Ace unleashes a teeth shattering bolo upper cut that wobbles the legs of Arenas. Looping the arm over his head, Ace arches backwards but Austin blocks the vertical suplex!]
Promo: Reversal by Arenas!
ED: Ace waited too long!
[SLAM!]
Ace: [Arching] AAAHH!!!!
Promo: And just like that a injured and hurt Austin Arenas has taken control of the match.
ED: Give Ace a second to recover Paul; I don’t think he’s even hurt!
[Back slapping Even-flow DDT plants the superstar face first into the canvas and hooking the leg for the 1… 2… 3…]
Ace: [Sliding to the side] NO!
Referee: Two only two!
Promo: I can appreciate the efforts by Austin Arenas but he’s been bleeding since the opening bell.
ED: So?
Promo: so how much longer can he last before the blood loss starts to affect his performance inside the ring?
ED: How much longer? The match just started you imbecile and just because Austin is bleeding, doesn’t mean you should count the man out. Gosh all mighty Paul, take off your skirt and pee standing up!
[Body slamming Ace to the side of the logo, Austin drops down into a pain cross face and Alec immediately reacts from the strain.]
Ace: [Gritting his teeth] ARRHGHHHH!!!!
Austin Arenas: [Yanking backwards.] Ask him! ASK HIM!
Referee: Are you ready to give it up Ace?
Ace: Ye…Y… Ye…
Referee: Is that a yes?!
Ace: [Reaching for the ropes] NO!!!
Crowd: [YEAH!]
Referee: In the ropes break the hold! Break the hold Arenas… 1… 2… 3… 4…
Promo: Breaking the hold and avoiding a disqualification, Austin Arenas begins to get into it with a few of the ringside fans and folks, he better have eyes in the back of his head because here is Ace from behind!
[Hearing the cheers from the crowd, Arenas spins and Ace drives a boot into his stomach doubling over the GLWA representative. Reaching for the head and looking for his SUPERSTAR CRUNCH FINISHER!]
Promo: Arenas pushes the hold off his head and I don’t think I have ever seen anyone counter the crunch!
ED: Ace is shaken but he’s still got a few bats in the belfry!
Crowd: OH! [BOO!]
[Thrusting forward with a picture perfect super kick to the jaw, Ace falls flat on his back in reverse Ric Flair like fashion and immediately going for the win, the referee is in perfect position for the 1… 2….]
Crowd: THREE!!!
Ace: GAH!
Referee: Shoulder off the canvas!
Crowd: [Cheers] Let’s go Alec let’s go! Let’s go Alec let’s go! Let’s go Alec let’s go!
Promo: The crowd is desperately trying to get behind Superstar Alec Ace but it looks like Austin Arenas isn’t waiting for his opponent to gain his second wind!
ED: Arenas is going for the pile driver and Alec needs to figure a way out, and fast!
[CRUNCH!!!!]
Crowd: OH! [BOO!]
Promo: Leaping pile-driver drops Alec Ace directly onto his head and say good night, Austin Arenas is for real!
Referee: 1… 2… THRE!!!
Ace: [Pushing out of the press] UGH!
Crowd: YEAH!
Promo: I don’t believe it! Ace kicked out and perhaps I was wrong about how much the superstar had left in the tank.
ED: You are wrong Paul! Look at the body of Alec Ace and how in shape he is… you can’t possibly tell me a stupid pile driver is going to take him out?
Promo: It a leaping pile driver that brought the entire arena to their feet Eric, and although Ace is one of the most athletic men in BACW, he’s only human!
[With a half conscious Ace in his grasp, Austin yanks upwards into a gut wrenching suplex and with a last ditch effort, Alec counters with a head over heels back breaker.]
Crowd: [YEAH!] Stomping.
[Pushing Austin off his thigh, Ace tries the 1… 2…3 … but Arenas isn’t even close to giving up.]
Promo: If Ace is going to take a risk he better do it soon because if he continues allowing Austin to mount comeback after comeback, sooner or later the GLWA star is going find a way to win.
ED: Come on Ace you goodie two shoes, defend BACW’s honor you freaking pussy!
[Ace pulls up Arenas by the arm and tugging on the other end of an Irish whip, Austin counters sending Ace into the opposite turnbuckle with a THUD! The power of the impact forces Ace to stumble forward and roping Alec into the Texas Chainsaw Massacre [GTS], Austin tries for the press once again!]
Referee: One, two…
Promo: He’s got the tights!
Crowd: NO!
ED: I don’t believe that loser just lost!
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Crowd: [BOO!]
Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match by pin fall, representing GLWA Austin Arenas!
Promo: Rolling under the bottom ropes and heading up the isle, Alec Ace can do nothing but wonder just how in the world he lost this match.
ED: Alec Ace is a loser who should be put out to pasture and shot! He’s like a third nipple, or the moron who screams strike three when there is only one strike. Alec Ace has let BACW down, and it I were Ace, I would simply go home and kill myself!
[With his hands high in the air, Arenas turns to exit and WHAM!]
Crowd: OH! [CHEERS!]
Promo: What the hell?
Crowd: Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling!
ED: Its BACW champion Matt McClain and holy crap, he just leveled Austin Arenas with one of the most horrific chair shots I have ever seen! Arenas is once again gushing blood from his forehead and wow, look at his leg shake from the impact! That a-boy Mattie… Don’t let that prick Arenas come into our house and steal our bacon! This is BAC-FN-W!
Promo: Would you calm down!?
ED: [Spit flying from his mouth] Screw you Paul!
[Peering down at knocked out Austin Arenas, the champion tosses the mangled chair to the side and removing the belt from around his waist, pounds it into the head of Arenas just because he can. Pulling a microphone out of his back pocket, McClain points his finger at the fallen GLWA wrestler.]
Matt McClain: Arenas! This is my yard and the next time you want to steal someone’s food, forget about the pups and call on the big dog; I’m not hard to find! [Looking into the camera] Besolve!!! You’re my next victim! Just like this piece of garbage at my feet, I’m going to show you why you should have never accepted my challenge.
[Dropping the microphone on Austin’s bloodied chest, the scene fades on the booing crowd as McClain raises his championship belt high into the air.]
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