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Co-Main Event
BACW Tag Team Championship
The Beautiful People (C)
vs.
The Superheroes
[We open the shot to The Superheroes as they get ready for their title match with the champions. In the background, you can hear their music cueing up in anticipation of their entrance.]
Universe Man: Me can’t wait to have shiny bling-bling toy.
Particle Man: We aren’t here to win titles Universe Man; we are here to uphold justice. The Beautiful people are dastardly, deviants of deception!
Universe Man: Particle Man, why our locker room have mud allover the floor?
[Leaning over from the bench, Particle Man takes a sample.]
Particle Man: [Sniffing the mud with his fingers] It’s not mud, it’s clay!
[RING!!! RING!!!!]
[Suddenly, like Alfred to the bat phone, the coin machine on the wall alarms. Particle man springs to his feet from the bench and leaping into air, lands right in front of the phone. Putting the receiver to his ear, he spins into the camera.]
Particle Man: Particle Man!
Voice: [In distress] Particle Man! Come quick! The Masked Freak is headed towards the arena and he says he’s going to harm the fans. I don’t know what evil he has in store for them, but knowing the Masked Freak, it’s bound to be horrific! Oh my God, he’s coming towards me with his basket!
Particle Man: [Swirling to his partner and striking a pose.] Hold on fine citizen! Universe Man and I will save you!
Voice: [In a panic] Oh my god… He’s got the lotion!
[The phone clicks as Particle Man hangs up quickly motioning for Universe Man to finish lacing up his boots.]
Particle Man: We’re off to conquer evildoers.
Universe Man: Bad Freak!
[WOOOOSH!]
[Particle and Universe Man leave the locker room and panning towards the showers, the camera picks up the Freak wearing his red, white and blue mask. Hiding in the shadows of the shower stall, his dirty clothing leaves mud clumps as he emerges from the darkness.]
??? ????: [To his self.] I know it’s around here somewhere. I just know they have an extra one!
[The man slowly shuffles to a single locker sitting and opening it up, sees an extra Particle Man suit. He grabs the outfit and struggles to fit it over his dirty clothes ripping the extra small size shirt at the arms as he goes. Finally tying the laces on the mask, he wanders out of the room to the booing of the crowd.]
[WOOOOSH!]
[We reconvene the footage with our dynamic duo still searching for The Masked Freak.]
Particle Man: [Yelling] Evildoer, show yourself!
Universe Man: Me thinks we were just announced Particle Man.
Particle Man: Forget about our match Universe Man, we MUST save that fine citizen!
[Universe Man steps into an open area and from behind a bunch of boxes he sees the Masked Freak.]
??? ????: [Making a silent fat-so motion]
Universe Man: [Whispering] Particle Man… PSSST!
[Universe man quickly gets the attention of Particle Man and instantly barks out.]
Particle Man: HALT!
[The Masked Freak looks stiff as Particle Man approaches in karate position. As they get closer, the Freak extends a baton from his sleeve.]
Particle Man: Take it easy evil one, we can help, but you must put the weapon down.
[The Superheroes stop moving forward.]
??? ???? : Your forged promises of maintaining safety and hope aren’t needed in the BACW any longer.
Universe Man: [Snapping] LIAR!
Particle Man: [Holding his partner back] No UM!
??? ???? : Look at you two freaks! You can’t stop me! No one can stop me! You’re nothing more then pawns. You aren’t superheroes!
Universe Man: [With tears in his eyes] TELL HIM TO STOP PARTICLE MAN! TELL HIM TO STOP!
??? ???? : The game is up!
Particle Man: Game?
[Particle Man and Universe Man look down to see they are standing in a net. The corners raise and hoisting them to the ceiling, the man has captured the two superheroes. Vanishing back behind the boxes, the Freak disappears while the tag team champions approach waiting to be introduced.]
Mike: [walking under the net] Pete, I am telling you, I saw that masked freak roaming these halls in a Particle Man costume.
Pete: Batee needs put a bounty on his head!
Mike: Well as long as he doesn’t touch my handsome head, I don’t care what he wears!
[Behind their backs, Handsome Mike and Pretty Pete carry on at the vending machine as the freak moves closer to the entrapped Particle and Universe Man.]
??? ???? : I bring the meaning of hardcore with the scars I have inflicted. If you think that you can out smart me, you need to think again.
Pete: Did you hear something?
Mike: Nope.
Pete: Can we get back to talking strategy now?
[Mike and Pete continue to walk down the hall right under the trapped Particle Man and Universe Man like they don’t even see or hear them.]
The Superheroes: Hey we are up here!
[As they pass the boxes, the man steps from the darkness once again.]
??? ???? : HEH HEH-HEH-HEH HEEEH!
Pete: Did you hear something?
Mike: I already to told, I didn’t hear a thing.
Pete: Odd.
[Pete looks back, but the man hides in the shadows just in time.]
Pete: I get the feeling we aren’t alone.
Mike: Yeah me too.
Pete: They are about to announce our names, got the mirrors?
Mike: Right here.
Pete: Let’s show these guys what we’re made of!
Promo: As the crowd rumbles in their seat completely baffled as to why the Superheroes didn’t respond to their entrance, it’s apparent we are going with on with the show and I would assume if Particle and Universe Man don’t show up, the match would be awarded to the champions via a count out.
ED: I’m disgusted with these super-twits! They always complain about truth justice and the American way… then they rob the fans by not showing up?
Promo: There has to be a reason.
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
[The lights dim as the champion’s entrance music blasts over the PA. With their titles around their waists, the two strut down the ramp ignoring at the fans in favor of their mirrors.]
Michael Stuffher: On their way to the ring, they are BACW’s Tag Team champions… Pretty Pete and Handsome Mike; The Beautiful People!
[The pretentious twosome enters the ring with look of superiority oozing from their model like bodies. Approaching the referee, they remove their titles and immediately climb the turnbuckles to flex for the unappreciative crowd.]
Promo: On our last show the champions narrowly escaped with the belts around their waist when they faced the Hawaiian Hustlers. Tonight they go up against a completely different team and I’m curious as to if The Superheroes are focused enough to overcome the champion’s superior in ring skill.
ED: Are you kidding me? These two Halloween losers aren’t blue chippers like the Beautiful People! Unless Mike and Pete turn on each other, the titles are staying put.
Promo: Well whatever the case, the challengers have yet to come to the ring, and by the looks of it, the good guys are about to let down all the children here in attendance.
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Michael Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, because the challengers failed to come to the ring, the referee has no choice but to give them until the count of ten or face disqualification.
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
1…
2…
Promo: This isn’t right! Something must be wrong!
3…
ED: Perhaps Particle Man learned there really wasn’t a Santa Claus?
4…
5…
Promo: I can’t believe this! The children are starting to cry!
6…
[“Particle Man” by They Might Be Giants suddenly plays over the loudspeaker and as the blue and gold lights flood the arena. The Particle Man comes out riding on the shoulders of his Universe Man. Trying to beat the count; Particle Man is pointing towards champions.]
Crowd: [YEAH!] [POP!]
7…
8…
Promo: They aren’t going to make it!
9…
[Balancing on his partner’s shoulder, Particle Man front flips off of his sidekick's head and lands inside the ring.]
ED: [Stunned] He beat the count!
Promo: Flinging the cape off as Universe Man takes hold of the tag rope, the referee calls for the bell and here we GO!
[Particle Man and Pretty Pete circle the logo and the smaller man gets off first with a 360 degree head scissors! Pete shakes out of the cobwebs and backing up, PM fakes a tie hitting a dropkick to the chest of Pete. The champion pounds his hands on the canvas and firing back up from his feet, Pete misses a wild haymaker.]
Promo: Swinging neck breaker hits the mark and going for the press, Pete tosses Particle Man from the cover like a rag doll. Through the ropes and into the arms of Universe Man, the dynamic duo appears to be off to a slow start.
Referee: Two only two!
ED: Now in a neutral position, it’s a collar tie in the center of the ring and driving a knee into the solar plexus of Particle Man, Pete arches into a picture perfect vertical suplex! Now that’s what I call hitting a move hard!
Promo: The pace has been quick and as Universe Man starts to get antsy on the outside, Particle Man better seriously think about turning the tables so he can make a tag.
[Pulling the 98 pounds of challenger to his, Pete body slams Particle Man in his corner and makes the tag.]
Crowd: [BOO!]
Promo: Side horse over the ropes into a leg drop and handsome Mike pushes the challenger’s shoulders to the canvas.]
Referee: 1… 2…
Particle Man: [Weaseling out] GAH!
Promo: Particle Man kicks out and this one’s going to continue!
ED: Back off the canvas by his head, Mike rolls into an alligator slam and driving his forearm into the jaw of Particle Man, the referee goes to the canvas.]
Crowd: One…
Crowd: Two…
Particle Man: [Turning his shoulder] NO!!
Promo: Particle Man will not go down and folks, you can see the frustration starting to grow on the faces of the champions.
ED: The champs are in control and can’t let these guys’s incredible endurance get them off their game plan.
[Reaching out to tag in Pete, the handsome one exposes Particle Man’s ribs and Pete applies a brutal kick to the unprotected area. With the referee on his case, Mike exits the ring and Pete continues the assault with a Death Valley Driver.]
Crowd: OH!
Promo: Tagging Mike back into the ring, it’s a double suplex and I hate to say it but the champions look great!
ED: Universe Man has yet to get into the ring and because these guys are such goodie two shoes, he won’t even come in to save his partner because it’s against the rules.
Promo: Pete leaves the ring as Mike goes for the win.
Referee: 1… 2…
Promo: Another kick out by Particle Man and listen to the approval of the fans!
ED: Particle Man needs to make a tag and fast?
[Tagging Pete back into the ring, Mike cranks up the left arm and down comes Pete off the turnbuckle with a double axe handle. Chicken wing from behind brings Particle Man to the canvas, but still in the champion’s neck of the woods, the champs continue to control the pace of the match.]
ED: Particle Man has incredible speed but so far it’s been neutralized by the quick and frequent tags of the champions.
Promo: The only thing that’s going to change the outcome of this match is Particle Man reaching down, hitting one of those lightening like moves of his, and making the tag to his partner.
Crowd: PM! PM! PM!
Promo: Particle Man is starting shake!
ED: He’s getting charged up by this crowd!
Crowd: PM! PM! PM!
[Battling to his feet, Particle Man does the Ali shuffle and twisting into a counter, reverses the hold! Jumping up and pulling back on Pete’s chin, Particle Man unloads with a double knee back breaker.]
[THUD!]
Mike: PETE!!!
Pete: UGH!!!! My back!
Promo: Karate scissor kick from his back to the center of the champion’s chest and Particle Man has just opened the proverbial window of opportunity!
ED: I think Handsome Mike is in tears.
Crowd: PM! PM! PM!
[The fans stomp their feet as Particle Man and Pretty Pete get back into the neutral position. Mike charges but Particle Man connects with a back skidding arm drag.]
Promo: Another! Another! Mike slides out of the ring under the bottom rope and Particle Man strikes a super-pose.
Crowd: [YEAH!]
ED: His speed is electric but Particle Man needs to get out of the ring.
Promo: I say bring in the big man and hope the champs have already shot their load.
[As Pete shakes off the pain shooting through his arm, Particle Man spring boards off the ropes and connects with a somersault senton bomb! Into the railing with a clang goes Pete and rolling the champion back under the ropes, Particle Man follows close behind.]
Crowd: OH!
Promo: Double axe handle by Pete and I knew Particle Man should have taken that opportunity to tag in his partner. Pete makes the tag into Mike and bouncing off the ropes, the Handsome One leaps into the air and misses the flipping leg drop across the throat!
ED: Come on you little bastard, make the tag!
Crowd: PM! PM! PM!
[Particle Man digs his hands into the canvas and begins to move slowly towards his partner. The crowd cheers as Particle Man reaches up. Mike tries to stop him but the tag is made and in comes Universe Man!]
Promo: Universe man enters the ring climbing over the top ropes and starts to pound Mike into the logo finally tossing him into the corner like a sack of dirt.
ED: Giant head butt rocks Handsome Mike and into the mat in Ric Flair like fashion, someone call the police because The Superheroes are trying to steal this match from the champions. The referee has his hands full and as long as Universe Man is in the ring, I’m almost positive the Beautiful People aren’t going to be able to execute their finisher.
Promo: No one wheel barrels Universe Man!
[Universe Man presses Mike over his head and titling him forward, Gorilla press slams him dead center in the middle of the ring. Tag into Particle Man and off the ropes with a high flying leg drop across the throat, the challenger is making a run.]
Promo: Tag back into the big man and look out, sidewalk slam! 1.. 2..
ED: THREE!!!
Crowd: [YEAH!]
Promo: We have BRAND NEW BACW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!
Referee: [Waving off the timekeeper.] Two! Only two!
ED: I can feel an end to this match coming on strong!
[Universe Man rumbles across the ring and burying Mike under his massive frame in the form of a splash, the crowd yells out in unison.]
1.
2..
THREE!!!
Promo: Not so fast my friends, foot on the ropes!
Referee: Two! Only two!
ED: What’s Universe man doing now?
Promo: Tag into Particle Man and Universe Man has Mike is his grasp!
[Spinning UM pulls Mike off the canvas and into a giant swing as PM charges hard back and forth from side to side off the ropes. Both pick up tremendous speed.]
Promo: Here comes the pain!
Crowd: OH!
ED: What’s a drop kick!
Crowd: Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling!
[UM picks Mike up off the logo and applying a bear hug, begins to squeeze the life from his lungs. Shaking Mike around like a blow up doll, the champion rakes the eyes forcing the hold to be broken.]
ED: What a move by Handsome Mike!
Promo: Ear slap rocks the big man to his knees and wait a second. Is Mike loading up his wrestling boot? What the hell is that?
Crowd: OH!
[CRACK!]
[Rotating into a roundhouse, UM slumps to the side.]
Referee: One… Two…
ED: The Masked Freak is on the outside and has Universe Man by the leg! The referee doesn’t see it and here comes Particle Man into the ring to make the save!
Promo: Pete intercepts Particle Man and they go through the ropes and down onto the hard concrete floor.
Referee: THREE!!!
Crowd: [BOO!]
Promo: You have to be kidding me!
ED: Inside the ring Universe Man is stunned and on the outside Particle Man can’t believe his eyes.
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Michael Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the contest, and still BACW Tag Team champions, Handsome Mike and Pretty Pete, the Beautiful People!
Promo: It happened so fast!
[CrASH!!]
Pete: UGH!
Mike: What the…
[SmASH!!]
Mike: ARGH!
Crowd: [YEAH!]
[Smacking the champion’s over the head with their own handheld mirrors, the crowd goes crazy as one of professional wrestling’s most established tag team has just burst on the tag team scene in an ultraviolet way.]
ED: The Freak slithers from the apron disappearing under the ring and wow! What the fuck?]
Promo: I don’t believe it! It’s the Sex Symbols! The Sex Symbols have come to BACW and I never thought I would see the day.
ED: You know Paul, I’m no homo but I think these guys are actually better looking than the Beautiful People!
Promo: Now heading up the ramp, The Superheroes cannot believe they were just cheated out of this match but folks, this feud between them and the champions have just begun. But the real story is right there inside the ring! The Sex Symbols have signed a contract with BACW and wow what a huge deal this is for our tag division. Folks we have to take a break, but when we return, it’s going to be our main event where our champion Matt McClain will go one on one with BACW Hall of Famer, Darrel Besolve! Well see you in a few.
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