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The Continuation: [Part 8]
[The show comes back from commercial break and BACW's timekeeper is being attended to by paramedics.]
Promo: Welcome back folks and if you're wondering why the camera is pointed at the entrance ramp away from the ringside area, it's because a fan has gone crazy and injured our timekeeper.
E.D: Injured? The man is covered in blood from that paint gun! For God's sake, it hit him right in the head!
Promo: Some people are leaving and others are staying... and if that wasn't bad enough, Mr. Batee has come into ring in an attempt to calm down this capacity crowd.
[Clearing his throat, Batee calls for the microphone.]
Mr. Batee: Ladies and gentlemen... Please calm down, this is part of the show, and there is no need to panic.
Promo: Most of the folks are leaving and I don't blame them!
Mr. Batee: In an effort to prove my point, I’ll be your special guest ring announcer and referee for this match! As for our new timekeeper.
E.D: Please say Promo, please say Promo, please say Promo, please say Promo...
Mr. Batee: E.D... will be your time keeper.
E.D: God damn it!
Promo: [Snickers]
Mr. Batee: Now, let’s get this nightmare over with. Pete, we need you to get out here. Don’t be scared Pete. We have the situation under control.
BACW Tag Team Championship: [Part 9]
Pete Turner
Vs.
Particle Man
[“Low Life” by: Kid Rock hits the PA system as Pete emerges from the back wearing a mask and full body suit. The fans look confused as he plays to the crowd. Pete slides into the ring and waits holding his tag titles high in the air.]
Crowd: [Nervous POP!]
Mr. Batee: ...And introducing next, The Particle Man.
[Mr. Batee waits for about thirty seconds.]
Pretty Pete: Where is he Batee?
Mr. Batee: Give me a second here Peter... C’mon! C’mon you sick son of a bitch!
Crowd: [BOO!]
[A man about the size of Particle Man wearing nothing but a white t-shirt and some old gym shorts comes out of the entrance ways. His face is blurred out by the production team so the viewers at home can’t see him. He is holding a large metal object. He rolls under the bottom rope and takes a slash towards Mr. Batee but misses when Pete tackles him from behind.]
Mr. Batee: OH MY LORDY!
[Pete and Jim Lewis roll around on the ground. In the melee, Pete’s arm gets cut by the metal prison-like object.]
Promo: Folks I don't know what that thing is in Jim's hand but Pretty Pete is bleeding profusely from the arm.
Mr. Batee: [Signaling into the back] Get in here! Get in here now!
[Down the isle and through the crowd come several men in white coats. Behind them, is a very large man somehow calmly barking orders?]
Large Man: Take him out low! And the other half go for the limbs.
[With Pete now on the outside and the orderlies inside the ring, the men all tackle Jim Lewis to the ground like a jailhouse suicide attempt. Pinning Jim's arms down onto the logo, they manage to wrestle the weapon away from a flailing Lewis.]
Jim Lewis: [Shrieks.] No!!! You’ll never put me back in that place. You’ll never make me put on that mask. No! No! NO!!!!!
[Seeing Jim's shoulder securely on the canvas, Pete motions to Batee who is in Karate Kid Position.]
Pretty Pete: BATEE!!!
[Pete covers the little man and as the orderlies continue to restrain him, Mr. Batee makes a quick three count.]
Mr. Batee: 1-2-3!!! Ring the damn bell!
Promo: I'm not sure if this classifies as a match or a win, or anything like I have ever seen in BACW before. It's most like the most bizarre thing I have ever been a part of.
[The orderlies have the small, maniac in a straight jacket and are now carrying him out of the arena.]
Jim Lewis: You’ll pay for this Batee! You’ll pay for making me lower myself to being a professional wrestler and dressing up like a clown! Mark my words! You’ll ALL pay for it!
Mr. Batee: [Grabbing the microphone] Your winner of the match, Pretty Pete! As a result of this win, his partner will be reinstated and the championship belts given to his team. Now cut to a damn commercial.
[The camera shows Jim Lewis kicking and screaming at the entrance way and then he disappearing to the back.]
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