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Part 5 - Speculations of Rage
[Storming through the arena halls with his duffle bag still in hand, Chris Ross continues the hunt for BACW Owner Mr. Batee. Calling out in a deep voice, his rage continues to build towards the point of no return.]
Chris Ross: Come out; come out, where ever you are!!!
[Silence]
Ross: I know you're around here somewhere!!!
[Suddenly going around the next corner, Chris finally sees none other than Mr. Batee talking on his cell phone.]
Mr. Batee: I just didn't feel safe in your dressing room without you there. Is that where you are now? Look King, I don't care about what happened in your match, we need to get to the limo and get out of here fast! Destroyed? Someone urinated inside it? Son of a…
Ross: [In a big huge voice.] YOU!
Mr. Batee: [Slowly turning his head towards Ross] Oh my god...
[Frozen like a deer in a headlights.]
Mr. Batee: I'll call you back...
[Click]
Ross: [Rubbing his hands together] I've been looking all over for you Batee!
Mr. Batee: [Pointing down] Look Ross, your shoes are untied!
Ross: [Looking down] They are?
[Mr. Batee immediately starts running down the hall leaving Ross still staring at his shoes.]
Ross: [Looking up] SHIT! [Dropping his duffle bag] Come back here!
Mr. Batee: [Homer Simpson screaming] AHHH!!!!
Ross: Stop running Batee!!
Mr. Batee: [Now in full sprint] HAIL MARY FULL OF GRACE!
Ross: Chasing you like this will only make things worse!
Mr. Batee: OH MY LORD! HELP ME!!! SOMEBODY!!! WHERE IS MY SECURITY TEAM?!!!
[THUD!]
[CRASH!]
Mr. Batee: Stay away from me!!!!
[Flipping over a snack table in an attempt to try and stall the massive Hawaiian, Ross proceeds to go on a rampage knocking everything and anything that’s put in his way.]
[CRASH!]
[SMASH!]
Ross: You can't run forever Batee!!!
[CRASH!]
Mr. Batee: THE HELL I CAN’T!
[Continuing to chase after Mr. Batee through the knocked over item thrown in his way, Ross finally collides with the cameraman and getting tangled up in the chord, the scene fades to static with Mr. Batee once again getting away.]
Tag Team Match
The Harbingers of Doom
Vs.
Pain & Destruction
Promo: [Almost laughing] I didn't know Batee was in such good shape.
ED: You think this is funny?
Promo: Slightly.
ED: Well how's this for funny. Ross catches Batee and after crushing his head like a Styrofoam cup, we are all out of a job!
Promo: I think you're over exaggerating a bit Eric. Well we are finally here for this bastardization of a tag team match, and Eric, I just don't see how Natas and Spectre makes sense as partners.
ED: I can't believe Batee put Natas with Spectre either. But you know what? At least with Spectre in the mix, you know this team will always have a shot at winning.
PA: PAIN & DESTRUCTION!
[Fiddles and guitars explode in the darkness until the voice cries out again.]
PA: PAIN & DESTRUCTION!
[A record scratches and the opening chords to Mephesto plays as the crowd EXPLODES with excitement.]
Crowd: [YEAH!]
Promo: Appears the heavyweight champion will be making his entrance first.
ED: Freak number one in the house!
Promo: I would say that's uncalled for but I would be wrong.
ED: Like always! Look Paul, Spectre has made one hell of an impact here in BACW since his arrived almost two years ago, but I think the Harbingers of Doom are going to make an impressive impact on his impressive purple skull.
Promo: The HoD sure has the deck stacked against their opponents tonight and in my opinion, that's all thanks to Exuwa their bizarre manager.
ED: I agree but tonight Exuwa will not be in the building and that has to count against the HoD.
[Spectre walks out of the back as the fans continue to cheer for BACW's Heavyweight champion. Making his way down to the ring, the champion cracks his neck from side to side.]
Stuffher: And his partner, from the dirty pits of Arkansas, "Evil" Sam "God Damn" Natas!
[A loud siren echoes throughout the arena forcing some of the crowd to hold their ears. Up in the rafters, two large white spotlights start to rotate.]
[Click, Click Boom!]
[Half the crowd is cheering loudly while the other half starts to boo.]
Promo: That's something I'm still not used to.
ED: What's that?
Promo: The crowd is booing Sam Natas.
ED: From what I have been hearing from the fans, they don't appreciate an out of shape Sam Natas. Remember, this guy's supposed to be one of BACW living legends and right now it just looks like he ate one.
[Sam walks out onto the entrance ramp wearing blue jean shorts with black kneepads and black elbow pads, and a black t-shirt with the P&D logo on it.]
Crowd: [BOO!]
[The crowd explodes with thunderous boos as Sam starts to walk towards the ring in what appears to be a very bad mood. As he raises his fists into the air, someone hits him in the head with a cup of beer.]
Fan: You suck Sam!
[Whipping the liquid from his long curly hair, Sam leaps onto the ring apron and then enters the ring to join his partner.]
Promo: I there's something wrong with Sam and that he's not telling us.
ED: You're just jealous he gets to bang Ms. Suck.
Promo: For the first time since the opening bell, I wish Knight was out here.
Stuffher: And their opponents...
[Major cheers erupt as the now familiar Harbingers of Doom logo fills the big screen.]
Stuffher: Timmi Magik & Tremere!
[The wave of cheers works it way from the top row of the nosebleed sections to the entrance ramp as the lights dim, and the HoD stand as two shadowy images at the top of the ramp, they soak in the applauds with utmost of confidence.]
Stuffher: The Harbingers of Doom!
Crowd: [YEAH!]
ED: They make for two imposing figures don't they?
Promo: Definitely.
[DING! DING! DING!]
Promo: It appears to be Sam Natas and Timmi Magik who are going to start this thing off and... Wait... Sam Natas is laying down for Magik?
ED: Timmi should just make the cover, but you know this is the old bait and switch.
Referee: 1... 2... 3...
Promo: Spectre comes into the ring breaking up the count and dragging Magik back into their corner; Sam smiles as he gets back to his feet.
ED: Can't say I didn't see it coming.
Promo: Listen to protests coming from Tremere.
ED: HoD almost had it won but who the hell does Spectre think he is?
Promo: Apparently he thinks he's the legal man in. Climbing to the outside, Spectre reaches in and slaps Sam's chest.
Sam: [Confused] HUH?
ED: He tagged himself in? What a glory hole!
Promo: Spectre steps over the ropes and charging Timmi, connects with a HUGE clothesline! Magik is down, and once again, here comes Tremere and he doesn't appear to be happy. Spectre unloads with a HUGE clothesline that topples Tremere through the ropes and down onto the concrete floor and the fans for some bizarre reason, are booing Spectre.
Crowd: BOO!
ED: Spectre won't be able to take both men at the same time!
Promo: He turns and looks at Sam Natas who is just a few feet from him and this doesn't seem right.
Crowd: [OH!]
ED: Timmi puts Spectre down with an elbow smash to the back of the head and the heavyweight champion falls to his hands and knees, obviously in pain.
[Natas and Tremere are now mixing it up on the outside of the ring and the referee is slowly losing control over this contest. Down goes Natas with a hard right hand!]
Promo: Timmi grabs Spectre by the neck, and pulling him to his feet, whips him into the ropes, and Spectre comes flying back...
ED: KNEE TO THE GUT...
Promo: Timmi with a SCISSOR KICK and Spectre is down.
ED: Timmi goes for the quick cover.
Referee: 1.. KICK OUT!!!
Crowd: [OH!]
ED: Is Timmi Magik smirking? He's one cocky S.O.B., ain't he?
Promo: That's why these guys are going to be tag champs here in BACW one day.
ED: Spectre to his feet and here comes Sam but the referee stops him forcing Natas back into his corner and Natas is furious!
Promo: BUT HERE COMES TREMERE!!! HoD illegally grabs Spectre and whipping him into the ropes...
Crowd: [OH!]
ED: FLYING DOUBLECLOTHESLINE and Spectre practical does a flip in the air!
Crowd: [POP!]
Promo: Sam Natas distracted the referee long enough for the double team to occur and I think I'm going to be sick to my stomach!
ED: Look at Spectre, he's barely moved since he got hit and Timmi gives the thumbs up to Sam Natas for the inadvertent help.
Promo: Now that's psychological warfare!
ED: To be successful you must be able to get into your opponent's head.
[Timmi has Spectre to his feet and pulling him over to Tremere, makes the legal tag. Timmi goes to the outside as Tremere begins to land a couple shots on Spectre's jaw. He stops, grabs Spectre and whips him into the corner with a thud! Tremere charges but Spectre moves and he slams into the turnbuckle chest first.]
Promo: Ouch.
ED: Tremere stumbles from the corner as Spectre drills him into the canvas with a reverse neck breaker.
Crowd: [OOO!]
Promo: Shoulders to the canvas!
Referee: 1... 2...
Crowd: [OH!]
Promo: KICKOUT!!!
Promo: Both men back to their feet and Spectre strikes first with a huge thrust kick.
ED: Tremere is down and seeing stars!
Promo: Spectre walks over to his corner and points at Sam.
Crowd: [BOO!]
[He reaches out for the tag but Sam is refusing to tag. Natas jumps down to the outside, off of the apron and the crowd explodes with a loud boo.]
Promo: This is turning into a handicap match. This is NOT fair to Spectre!
ED: Spectre turns around...AND GETS A FACE FULL OF BOOT AS TREMERE DROPKICKS HIM INTO THE CORNER.
Promo: Sam, what are you doing?
ED: Tremere climbs up in the corner and begins to lay into Spectre and please stop blaming Sam! Remember it was Spectre who tagged himself in a few minutes ago and now that's he's in trouble he wants Sam to pick up his dirty clothes?
Promo: I'm just saying...
ED: Screw you Paul!
[Tremere jumps down and grabs Spectre, pulling him out of the corner. Tremere whips him across the ring into the corner where Timmi takes hold of Spectre's hair.]
Promo: Spectre elbows Timmi in the chops!
Crowd: [BOO!]
Promo: Spectre takes Timmi by the head and WOW! He just drop kicked him through the ropes!
ED: THATS CHEATING!!! Spectre should have never touched Magik and here comes Tremere! He's charging Spectre!
Promo: Spectre drops down and tosses Tremere out of the ring too with a back body drop! HoD is lying outside of the ring and the referee is starting a 10 count.
ED: If you were getting triple-teamed, you'd be out of breath too!
Promo: Triple-teamed? Sam is sitting in a steel chair off the apron and what I believe you wanted to say was, it's more like a handicap match rather than a two on one.
ED: Sam Natas is really disrespecting BACW's heavyweight champion. If this were anyone else, they would thank their stars that they had this opportunity to wrestle with someone like Spectre.
Promo: The HoD are both back and as Tremere slides back into the ring, Spectre gets to his feet and both men engage in a stare down.
ED: Now look at this, Timmi Magik is climbing into the ring but the ref is quick to stop him.
Promo: Here comes Sam Natas!
[He grabs Spectre from behind and motions for Tremere to attack. Tremere steps back, and jumping forward, hit Spectre with a killer super kick.]
[Crowd pops.]
Promo: OH MY GOD!!!
ED: Tremere just kicked Sam in the face and dropping down into Spectre's crotch area, that can't possibly taste good!
Promo: That was horrible! Sam is in his corner as Spectre wobbles to his feet in pain. The champion hits Tremere with a left, a right...a left, a right...he pulls back... and with one punch sends Tremere out of the ring. Oh no! Natas grabs Spectre again, and pulls him to their corner! Sam rakes the eyes and stepping onto the apron, reaches in his hand. Don't tell me he's looking for the tag after trying to screw his partner?
ED: This can't be happening!
Promo: It is and Spectre is smiling! He tags in Natas and in comes the very pissed off father of evil.
ED: Tremere reaches up off the mat and tags in Timmi Magik and both members of each team are now in the ring!
[Both wrestlers lock up, and Timmi gets the upper hand putting Sam in a headlock.]
Promo: Natas hits Magik in the gut with an elbow and is now up! Timmi is bent over and Sam plants him into the canvas with an impressive DDT.
ED: Sam climbs up to the top rope and he's looking for something big!
Promo: Leg drop from the top! This could be it.
Referee: 1... 2...
Promo: Timmi kicks out!!!
Crowd: [YEAH!] HoD! HoD! HoD!
ED: No it's over!!!
Promo: Sam pulled Timmi up?
ED: Is he showboating?
Promo: I'm not sure but Sam is still holding tight! Off the canvas comes Timmi and going for a Suplex, Timmi locks his leg onto Sam's. Elbow to the face and Natas lets go. Timmi grabs Sam and picks him up!
ED: Look out!
Promo: Power bomb hits the mark!
ED: It's over now.
Promo: Timmi goes for the cover.
Referee: 1... 2... KICKOUT!!!
Promo: Sam with the kick out, but Timmi pulls him back to his feet. Magik whips Sam into Spectre's corner and Spectre slaps Sam right in the face! Spectre enters the ring and charges Magik connecting with a clothesline and here comes Tremere! Spectre puts him down too!
ED: Sam grabs Spectre and turns him around and now both men are yelling at each other. In the center of the ring, the referee is now checking on Timmi Magik and everything and anything just might happen in his very unusual match.
Promo: Here comes Tremere with a chair! He swings but Spectre ducks and Sam get clocked right in the face! Natas falls through the ropes and Spectre turns to see Tremere waiting for him. Spectre ducks a wild swing and grabbing Tremere connects with his Sweet Dreams finisher!
ED: Oh, this can't be good.
Promo: Into the ring comes Timmi!
[Spectre turns and unloads with a clothesline and slamming Magik's face onto the logo, Timmi stumbles backwards into the arms of the champion. Picking him up, Spectre is calling for his finisher again!
ED: No...NO...NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! SOMEONE GET IN THE RING!!!
Promo: Sweet Dreams on Magik too!
ED: Timmi get up!
Promo: Spectre drops for the cover!
Referee: 1...
ED: Tremere is moving. Hurry up! COME ON!!!
Referee: 2...
ED: Tremere is getting to his feet but he's taking too much time!
Referee: Three!!!
Crowd: [YEAH!] [POP!]
ED: Awe come on!
[DING! DING! DING!]
Promo: Spectre DID IT!!!
ED: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stuffher: Your winners by pin fall, Sam Natas and Spectre; Pain & Destruction!
[Tremere pulls Timmi out of the ring as both Spectre and Natas begrudgingly shake hands.]
Promo: Inside the ring Spectre is giving Sam a very dirty look and I don't blame him. What the heck was this guy's problem anyway?
ED: Sam Natas is not a follower and I think you can say the same about Spectre. A friendship is possible but it's apparent from this match that unless both these guys want to give up individual glory for the sake of making this team work, it's simply not going to yield long term dividens.
Promo: Perhaps the big question is, will this be the last time we will see Pain and Destruction together as a team? I'm not sure, but it's definitely going to be worth watching both of these men come Monday morning. Folks, it's time for a break but when we return Matt McClain will be going head to head with Pretty Pete for our Northeastern Regional championship; we'll see you in a few.
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