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Part 6 - It's a Miracle
[The scene turns to the parking lot where Mr. Batee is now hiding between cars on his hands and knees.]
Mr. Batee: [Wiping his forehead with his handkerchief] Oh my Lordy, where is that dang Lone Wolf! [Peering under the car to his left] At least I think I finally safe from that madman!
[As the camera pulls back, you can see a huge shoe right by Mr. Batee's face; Chris Ross is standing right behind him.]
Ross: Hello boss...
Mr. Batee: [GULP!]
Ross: Think you got rid of me in those cables huh?!
[Ross grabs Batee by the collar of his shirt and with one yank slams him up against the car.]
Batee: [Putting his hands in front of his face] PLEASE!!! DON'T DO THIS!!!
Ross: [Shaking Batee] SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Mr. Batee: Why must you be so violent? You know they make medication that can help you right?
[Raising his fist, Ross is just about to hit Batee when out of nowhere; Lone Wolf comes leaping over the hood of the car. Martial arts kicks connect and falling to the ground, King screams to Batee.]
Lone Wolf: Run boss run!!! There is a cab waiting for you around the corner! RUN!
Mr. Batee: Oh my! Oh my! [Batee kicks Ross with one of his Gucchi shoe] Take that you big head fuck!
Lone Wolf: NOW!
[Brushing off his suit, Mr. Batee runs around the corner to meet up with his getaway vehicle. Seeing Mr. Batee is finally out of harms way, King turns back to deal with Ross, but the Hawaiian has picked up a chain and is now wrapping it around Jeremy's neck! Desperate to break the choke or pass out, Lone Wolf kicks Ross in the groin forcing the chain to fall from around his neck. Now hunched over, Lone Wolf brutally hits Ross with the Demobilizer smashing his head through a parked car's window.]
Lone Wolf: [Out of breath] There! That should teach you a lesson in respect!
Ross: [GRRRRRRRRRR!] Now you've gone and made me MAD!
Lone Wolf: Huh?
[To his amazement Ross slowly turns towards King with blood dripping from a horrible cut on his face. As Lone Wolf tries to throw a body kick, Ross grabs his leg and picks him up in the air slamming him onto the hood. Ross then throws some additional punches and locks Lone Wolf in a brutal Triangle Choke as the two fall to the floor. With King half out of it, Ross slams him back onto the hood but King counters with a killer DDT!]
Crowd: [OH!]
[Getting to his feet, Lone Wolf finally turns around to walk away when out of nowhere Chris Ross blindsides him with a trash can over his head. Grabbing him by his neck Ross throws Lone Wolf into another parked car.]
?????: [GRRR!!]
[Grabbing King again, Ross sets him up for The Wipe Out when out of nowhere Sashay comes jumping off of a vehicle and pounces Ross to the ground.]
Sashay: [Tearing at Ross with her teeth] GRRR!!!
Ross: AHHH WHAT THE HELL!!! GET THIS MUTT OFF ME!!!
[Sashay proceeds to sink her teeth into Ross' bicep until he manages to kick her off. Standing up blood is absolutely pouring from his arm and his forehead as Sashay growls waiting for the next attack with Ross' blood stained on her fur.]
Ross: Holy shit! [Pointing at King] You may have gotten your bitch to save your ass this time, but consider yourself lucky! THIS IS NOT OVER!!! YOU TELL BATEE! THIS IS NOT OVER!!!
[Ross turns around and storming back into the building as the announcer calls the names from inside the arena for the regional championship bout.]
Lone Wolf: Good girl! Good girl Sashay! But we must not let our guard down, he wants Batee, and he will be back.
Sashay: [GRRRRR!!!!!]
[Transition into the arena.]
Regional Championship
Matt McClain (C)
Vs.
Pretty Pete
Promo: Folks we are back and since Todd Knight is now an official member of the roster, it's my pleasure to introduce to you for the rest of the show, Easy Eric Danger!
Eric Danger: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Listen Promo I'm half in the bag and was half asleep when they forced me to throw on my dirty underwear and get out here to help you. Just don't expect me to carry the show like I normally do.
Promo: [Rolling his eyes] Now why would I do that?
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Michael Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest is for BACW's Regional championship!
Crowd: [YEAH!]
[“Beautiful People” by. Black Eyed Peas hits the PA System as Pete walks towards the ring wheeling Mike down the ramp. Some fan throws a soda at Mike and Pete stops and rushes the barricade trying to grab the fan. Security separates Pete from the barricade and points towards the ring. Pete stops next to the steps and locks the wheel chair leaving Mike sitting. Pete slides into the ring and walks to the opposite corner sliding down to a sitting position.]
Michael Stuffher: And now entering the ring, from Boyd, Texas! He tipped the scales at 300 pounds! He is 1/2 of the former BACW Tag Team champions, accompanied to the ring by his wheel chair ridden partner Handsome Mike; this is Pretty Pete.
Promo: It's hard to believe Pete is in such tremendous physical shape considering all the beer he's been drinking in his interview lately.
ED: It's probably Odool's, freaking homo!
Promo: Is there really a need to go at Pete like that?
ED: Homosayswhat?
Promo: What?
ED: Exactly!
Stuffher: And his opponent! Running down the isle? Holy shit, I'm getting out of here!
[Diving into the ring and unbuttoning his title, Pete and Matt tie up over the logo. As the two circle around each other, Pete quickly nails Matt with a right hand and then follows up with an impressive DDT. Stunned at the speed of Pete, Matt rolls and gets back to his feet kicking the ropes in frustration. Rushing Pete and taking him to the ground, the crippler drives home a series of hard UFC style forearms and the crowd voices their displeasure.]
Crowd: [BOO!]
Promo: Pete is down and he went down hard.
Handsome Mike: Come on ref!
ED: I think I'm still hard too! Man that dream was wild!
[Pete tries to cover up as Matt continues to lay into him with rights and lefts. Squirming back into the ropes, Matt has no choice but to let worried Pete back up to his feet.]
Handsome Mike: He's in the ropes damn it!
ED: Looks like the pretty boy is finding out what it's like to be in the ring with a crippla!
[Once again the two circle as Pete tries to stand tall. Matt moves closer over the logo and Pete starts throwing lefts and rights. McClain stumbles backwards and Pete takes Matt down with a textbook spine buster.]
Crowd: [YEAH!]
Promo: Pete is laying into Matt.
Handsome Mike: Again Pete! Again!
ED: This guy has lost all his man points in record time!
Promo: I wish for once you could call a straight match.
ED: Homosaywhat?
Promo: WHAT?
ED: Exactly!
[Pete stands up and motions for McClain to get up but Matt is slow to get back into the upright position. Wobbling forward, McClain goes for the Thesz but Pete hoists Matt onto his shoulders. Spinning his opponent 270 degrees, Pete slams Matt into the mat face into the canvas first with a thud!]
Crowd: [YEAH!]
Promo: The Ugly driver!
Handsome Mike: Cover him!!!
Referee: 1... 2... 3...
Crowd: [YEAH!]
Promo: Pete won! I don't believe it!?
Referee: [Look at McClain's foot on the ropes] NO! Foot on the ropes! Continue the match!
Handsome Mike: [Screaming from his wheelchair.] WHAT!!!
Pete: [Slapping his hands together] One-Two-Three!
Crowd: [NO!]
Pete: UGH!
Promo: McClain with a rake to the eyes and a hard knee to the temple!
ED: And just like that the crippler has stopped Pretty Pete dead in his tracks look at how pissed off he is now!
[Rolling from the ring, McClain topples the wheelchair over and Mike falls helplessly into the railing. Rolling back into the ring before the 10 count, McClain pulls Pete up by the hair, and tosses him into the ropes courtesy of an hard Irish whip! Off the rebound and leaping into the air, Pete can’t get out of the way of a brutal high knee and crumpling back down onto the canvas; the crowd immediately boos McClain.]
Crowd: [Stomping]
Promo: I love the way McClain started this match off but I hope he remembers that he’s not an extreme wrestler by any stretch of the imagination. I mean McClain is a submission specialist, and really needs to stick to what he's good at.
ED: He seems to be doing alright to me Promo.
Handsome Mike: [Still knocked out on the ground] ...
[Straightening his opponent up into the corner, McClain drives a boot into the midsection of Pete and scooping low, McClain unleashes a teeth shattering bolo upper cut that wobbles the legs of Pete. Looping the arm over his head, McClain arches backwards but Pete blocks the vertical suplex!]
Promo: Reversal by McClain!
ED: Pete waited too long!
Promo: Re-counter by Pete!
[SLAM!]
McClain: [Arching] AAAHH!!!!
Promo: And just like that Pretty Pete has taken control of the match once again.
ED: Give McClain a second to recover Paul; I don’t think he’s even hurt!
Promo: Oh Pete just went for the tag but no one's home!
ED: The Pretty One looks pretty good in there...
Crowd: [OH!]
[Back slapping Even-flow DDT plants the crippler face first into the canvas and hooking the leg for the 1… 2… 3…]
McClain: [Sliding to the side] NO!
Referee: Two only two!
Crowd: [OH!]
Promo: Pretty Pete is putting up one hell of a battle!
ED: So what?
Promo: Talking to you like clapping with one hand.
ED: You're an imbecile!
[Body slamming McClain to the side of the logo, Pete drops down into a painful cross face and McClain immediately reacts from the strain.]
McClain: [Gritting his teeth] ARRHGHHHH!!!!
Pretty Pete: [Yanking backwards.] Ask him! ASK HIM!
Referee: Are you ready to give it up McClain?
McClain: Ye…Y…
Referee: Is that a yes?!
McClain: [Reaching for the ropes] NO!!!
Crowd: [BOO!]
Referee: In the ropes break the hold! Break the hold Pete… 1… 2… 3… 4…
Promo: Oh thank God, Handsome Mike is up and appears to be okay.
Promo: Breaking the hold and avoiding a disqualification, Handsome Mike& Pretty Pete begin argue with a few people at ringside and folks, Pete better have eyes in the back of his head because here is McClain from behind!
Crowd: [BOO!]
[Hearing the boos from the crowd, Pete spins and McClain drives a boot into his stomach doubling over The Pretty One. Reaching for his head and looking for a stunner, Pete counters!]
Promo: Pete pushes the hold off his head!
ED: McClain is shaken but he’s still got a few bats in the belfry if you know what I mean!
Crowd: OH! [YEAH!]
[Thrusting forward with a picture perfect super kick to the jaw, McClain falls flat on his back in reverse Ric Flair like fashion and immediately going for the win, the referee is in perfect position for the 1… 2….]
Crowd: THREE!!!
McClain: GAH!
Referee: Shoulder off the canvas!
Crowd: [YEAH!] Pete! Pete! Pete!
Promo: The crowd is trying to get behind Pretty Pete!
ED: Pete is going for the pile driver and McClain needs to figure a way out, and fast!
[CRUNCH!!!!]
Crowd: OH! [YEAH!]
Promo: Leaping pile-driver drops Matt McClain directly onto his head and say good night; this is for real!
Referee: 1… 2… THRE!!!
McClain: [Pushing out of the press] UGH!
Crowd: YEAH!
Promo: I don’t believe it! McClain kicked out and perhaps I was wrong about how much the crippler had left in the tank.
ED: You are wrong Paul! Look at the body of Matt McClain and how in shape he is… you can’t possibly tell me a stupid pile driver is going to take him out?
Promo: That leaping pile driver brought the entire arena to their feet Eric, and although McClain is one of the most brutal men in BACW, he’s human too!
[With a half conscious McClain in his grasp, Pete yanks upwards into a gut wrenching suplex and with a last ditch effort, McClain counters with a head over heels back breaker.]
Crowd: [BOO!] Stomping.
[Pushing Pete off his thigh, McClain tries the 1… 2…3 … but Pete isn’t even close to giving up.]
Promo: If McClain is going to take a risk he better do it soon!
ED: Come on McClain you freaking pussy!
[McClain pulls up Pete by the arm and tugging on the other end of an Irish whip, Pete counters sending McClain into the opposite turnbuckle with a THUD! The power of the impact forces McClain to stumble forward and as Pete goes for a hip toss, McClain slaps on breaking point from left field!]
Crowd: [NO!]
Pete: MIIIIKE! HELP MEEEE!!!!
ED: Handsome Mike can't walk!
Promo: Mike is having a hard time getting onto the apron.
[Back in the ring the referee asks Pete if he wants to submit.]
Referee: Do you want to give up?
Crowd: [Stomping]
Promo: He’s got the move on awful tight!
Handsome Mike: Don't do it Mike!
Crowd: [NO!]
Pete: [Tapping] YES! YES!! YES!!!
ED: I don’t believe that loser just tapped!
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Crowd: [BOO!]
Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match by submission, "The Crippler" Matt McClain!
Promo: Pretty Pete can do nothing but wonder just how in the world he lost a match that he was 100% in control over.
ED: Pretty Pete is a loser who should be shot for blowing this tremendous shot at glory!
[With his hands high in the air, McClain turns to exit the ring when WHAM!]
[CRASH!]
Crowd: OH! [CHEERS!]
Promo: What the hell?
Crowd: Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling!
ED: Handsome Mike has gotten up from his wheel chair and holy crap!
Promo: He just leveled Matt McClain with the entire damn chair! McClain gushing blood from the back of his head and I have to ask the question... Was Handsome Mike ever really hurt to begin with?
ED: Would you calm down!?
Promo: [Spit flying from his mouth] Screw you Eric! This guy rolls himself around allowing everyone to feel bad for him and then gets up to level McClain with the entire freaking wheelchair? We have all been hoodwinked!
[Peering down at the knocked out McClain, Mike tosses the mangled wheel chair to the side but then realizing he just stood up on national television, he cripples back down to the ground once again pretending that it was a miracle.]
ED: I guess that's what you call a temporary miracle?
Promo: This guy's a jerk off!
[Lifting McClain off the canvas, Pete delivers another Ugly Driver onto the wheelchair and shaking from the impact, McClain is completely knocked out cold. Down the isle and diving into the ring, Rick Ulfric forces Pete to roll his partner from the ring, and dragging Mike to safety, the former tag champions begin to laugh all the way up the isle.]
Pretty Pete: [Looking into the camera with Mike leaning on his shoulder.] Looks like the cripp-la has been crippled!
Promo: Well if I was Pretty Pete and Handsome Mike, I wouldn't be bragging about knocking out Matt McClain.
ED: They should have killed him.
Promo: I agree! Folks it's time for a commercial break, but when we return it's going to be our main event when Chris Ross and Derek Parks defend their BACW tag team championship against The Superheroes; we'll see you in a few!
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