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[Part 1] Touching down in BACW!
[The cameras start rolling with a long black limo pulling up outside the Izod Center. From the side we can see roving x-Zone Reporter Candice Hoffman running up to the vehicle as the door swings open. Looking for her next big scoop, Candice gladly holds the door open and appears surprised to see “All F’n That” Jeff Harris has stepped out of the car.]
Crowd: [POP!]
[The crowd goes into frenzy as the 6’8 wrestler takes a deep breath before looking down at the petite reporter.]
Candice: [Tossing her hair to her good side] Whoa, its Jeff Harris... formally of the GLWA right? Can I ask what your business is here tonight?
[Jeff looks down again, smirks, lightly pushing Candice to the side, and walks off towards the locker-room area without saying a word.]
Candice: [Almost choked up] That was just... Je... Jeff Harris! Gossip fans, Jeff has touched down in BACW tonight, but the big question I have is, what could he possibly want?
[Part 2] Peek-a-Boo I see you
[We transition the show inside the arena where the current Northeastern regional champion, Matt McClain is walking through out the halls with a pretty pissed off scowl on his face. He’s already dressed in his gear for his match against challenger Mike Sloan, but he also has brought something else with him, something that he has referred to in the past as "the equalizer". Zooming in, we catch our first glimpse of the sawdust color wooden Louisville Slugger sitting firmly in his hands as he pokes his head into a few open rooms; apparently looking for revenge on The Beautiful People for last month's attack.]
Matt McClain: [Pounding the bat in his open hand] Pete! Mike! You know it's only a matter of time until you have to face the music!
[McClain is definitely not a happy camper to say the least after what happened on the most recent TVMA show. There are a few people who are owed an up close and personal meeting with McClain, and if anyone happens to cross his path tonight, well they are in for a rude awakening.]
McClain: [Slamming the bat against the wall.] I said come on out of hiding you two little faggots! You boys can’t hide from me all night long. Eventually, I will find you, and when I do, avoiding me can only make matters worse for you two queers!
[McClain continues to yell at the top of his lungs hoping to flush out the former tag team champions. Soon he comes up on a set of locker rooms and a sick and twisted smile Grinches his face from ear to ear. He walks past a few open locker rooms and pulling open the closed one; finds nothing!]
[SLAM!]
McClain: DAMN IT!
[Squeezing his temples with his fingers, Matt looks up at the door across the hall that reads “PBT”.]
McClain: Backwards? Well you boys need to wake up a lot earlier in the morning to fool me! Put your tampons in fellas, because here I come!
[With a bust of energy, McClain runs full steam ahead out into the hallway and lowering his shoulder...]
[BOOM!]
[CRAAAACK!]
[He knocks the door from its hinges with one mighty charge! Doing a somersault and immediately returning to the upright position, McClain quickly scans right to left only to find the room is empty.]
McClain: MOTHER FUCKERS! ARGGHHH!!!!
[Throwing the bat to the floor, McClain suddenly notices Pete's street clothes hanging in one of the lockers.]
McClain: Son of bitch! I missed him!
[Ripping open his bag and throwing everything all over the room, Matt stomps back into the hall to continue on his quest for a little revenge.]
McClain: I will find you boys tonight, you can count on that!
[Part 3] Opening with Paul Prominski
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Crowd: [YEAH!]
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Paul Prominski: Hello everyone and welcome to BACW's monthly show! Welcome to TVMA!
Crowd: [YEAH!] Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling!
Promo: It looks like we have yet another witch hunt going on in the back and just when you thought Chris Ross was the only one losing his mind, Matt McClain has just gotten on the short bus too!
Eric Danger: This can not be good for The Beautiful People!
Promo: I agree Eric! Tonight promises to be a huge show as BACW presents to you Night of Champions where every title is on the line! Sitting with me is my partner in crime Eric Danger, we are sponsored by NWA, eWrestling.Org and Mr. Batee!
[Alternating chants start to swell behind to two announcers.]
Crowd: Let's go Spectre!
Crowd: Let's go Ross!
Crowd: Let's go Spectre!
Crowd: Let's go Ross!
Crowd: Let's go Spectre!
Crowd: Let's go Ross!
Promo: I'm your host Paul Prominiski AKA The Promo Machine and wow is this show is stacked or what? In just a few hours, Spectre takes on Chris Ross for the Heavyweight Championship, Matt McClain takes on Mike Sloan with Regional gold on the line, Tag Team Champions The Superheroes will be defending the titles against The Beautiful People, and New York State Champion Alec Ace will be facing Todd Knight!
Crowd: [POP!]
Promo: So how's it hanging E.D.?
ED: As low as your mother after a bachelor party!
Crowd: [Laughter]
ED: [Eye balling Promo] It's about time you gave me the helm Paul! Who the hell do I look like? Mr. Sulu?
Promo: [Rolling his eyes] Just give me your opinions!
ED: I would sure as hell like to, but I don't think my comments would be made for TV! Any-who! Our main event is going to be like my favorite chocolate candy. Sometimes Ross feels like a nut, sometimes he doesn't!
Promo: What?
ED: Huh?
Promo: You just said...
ED: Will you please introduce me!?
Promo: I already did... [Sniffs] Is that liquor I smell on your breath?
ED: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Promo: You smell like booze E.D.!
ED: You can't prove it, and instead of smelling my neck you homo, why don't you gain some man points back by talking about BACW's surprise invasion of Circle of Pride?
Promo: I'm glad you mentioned that E.D. because from what I have been told, BACW doesn't have the authority to perform shows in Pennsylvania according to the NWA's territorial guidelines. But since rejoining the popular alliance, Mr. Batee has continued to book his shows in the Hershey state and that action has drawn a very stern reaction from CoP owner Jason Pryde.
ED: [Pounding the desk] Screw Jason Pryde! And screw the entire Circle of Pride organization!
Promo: You Eric, those comments don't help BACW become a productive member of this alliance.
ED: I'm sorry Paul, but CoP sounds like a blindfolded circle jerk of red-assed baboons! Who the hell are they to tell us where we can and can't perform?
Promo: Well it's not them who are telling us, it's the guide lines of NWA that...
ED: [Interrupting Paul] Do we have a clip of this so called invasion?
Promo: Funny you should ask E.D. because we do indeed have it cued up and ready to roll. Fans, let's take you back to the last CoP show where BACW finally drew a line in the sand and firing the first shot, and took to their ring without permission.
[Part 4] - Circle of Pride Invasion
Edgebrook: Why has Jason Pryde come to the ring and what’s up with his cocky little smirk of his?
King: He seems happy about something, and it looks like he is going to tell us if you shut up for a little bit and let the man talk!
Pryde: Tonight starts a new era in the Circle of Pride federation! Most of you are more then likely wondering why I’m grinning like a Cheshire cat, well it’s really simple! But before I get to that, at this time I want the entire roster of the CoP to come and join me in the ring and allow me to bask in my announcement that will help shape the CoP to launch it as the life blood of the NWA for years to come!
Edgebrook: This must be big!
[Soon the wrestlers from the back start to file out of the locker room and onto the ramp way towards the ring.]
King: There’s the World Champion David Dunn! It’s great to have the Champion here in the Circle of Pride!
Edgebrook: Not to mention, the CoP Great Lakes Champion, Triple Six Trek. At Gold, Guts, and Glory it’s going to be Dunn challenging Trek to the Great Lakes Title in the Main Event!
[A few moments later, the ring is filled with the entire roster as most of the guys have a slightly confused look milling about them. Jason Pryde is still seen with his smirk. Pryde looks at the NWA World Champion as Dunn adjust the title on his shoulder as he glares at Trek and motions that the Great Lakes Title will be his soon. Ronnie McNeil is staring down David Dunn and what Ronnie considers his World Championship. This makes Jason beam even more.]
Pryde: Settle down gentlemen and save all of your rage, and pint up anger for the Gold, Guts, and Glory NWA Show! Now as to why I have called you all out here. Tonight marks the dawn of a new era here in the Circle of Pride. You see I have taken the reigns of the company and I plan on leading it to become the number one Federation here in the NWA and I have started off with a very good start as we have captured the NWA World Heavyweight Championship as David Dunn did what many thought was impossible for him to do!
That is going to carry us as we hunt down the other Championships that the NWA offers and we are going to prove that the CoP is the brightest federation inside of the Alliance! There isn’t another federation out there that can beat us!v
Edgebrook: What the hell is this? There is a group jumping the rail and getting in the ring and they aren’t empty handed!
King: It’s Matt McClain! And it looks like he has brought some friends with him!
Edgebrook: What is the “Crippler” doing here?!?!?!?!?!?
[McClain slides into the ring armed with a Louisville Slugger in his right hand he plows right through Griffin Anderson with a shot from the bat that lands right between the shoulder blades. A man dressed in all white swings a steel chair and nails Joey Brannon across the skull, and then rolls him out of the ring. A larger man in a black leather jacket takes out both Keith Kennedy and Ronnie McNeil with a double clothesline, kicking them out of the ring. A man with red hair and a matching beard grabs Triple Six Trek by the hair and tosses him out of the ring as Trek lands hard on the outside.
Two bigger men, in the 300 pound range, move towards Tyler Cross and picks him up with ease and tosses him to the floor where he crashes into Trek, and the other man goes right after Demonio De La Sangre and delivers a stiff forearm to the back and throws him clean over the ropes. De La Sangre comes down hard on the ring apron and then hits hard on the floor.
McClain makes a v-line right for the NWA World Champion giving him a shot into the gut with the barrel of the bat which doubles Dunn over. McClain smiles as he goes for a waist lock and hits his finishing move, the Natural Disaster (Unprettier), sending the champion crashing face first into the mat, dropping his NWA World Title in the process. McClain picks up Dunn and toss him to the outside with the other CoP wrestlers. Matt quickly snatches up the World Heavyweight Title and places it on his should like it should belong there to begin with.
The remaining CoP wrestlers in the ring try to fight back, but McClain and the man in the leather biker jacket grab Stevie Kane. The man in the leather biker jacket hits an atomic drop and McClain follows up with a super kick, sending Kane tumbling out of the ring.
The man with the red hair and the matching beard hits a stunner on Ryan Eagles and quickly drop kicks him out of the ring, leaving one lone CoP wrestler left, Santa Clozz. All six men rush him at one time. The man in all white hits him with a steel chair allowing the two larger men and the man in the leather jacket to send him crashing to the outside of the ring.
The arena is going crazy with boos from the invading superstars lead by the “Crippler” Matt McClain. Finally a seventh man emerges from the crowd, but this man is dressed in an all white suit, as he displays a very cocky smile of his own, one that puts Pryde’s smile from earlier to shame. The man in the all white suit walks over to the ring announcer and demands a microphone which is promptly given to him]
Man in white suit: CoPPPPPPPPPP! It’s me; it’s me, the best of the best, the man with the plan, the owner of the BAAACW, Mr. Batee! My... oh... my! Seems to me that you boys just had your ass handed to you by the greatest roster in the NWA today, the BAAACW baby! Pryde, you generic knock off, you come out here you say that you are the greatest here in the Alliance today, how wrong you are boy!
Six members of my roster from the BAAACW just took out your entire roster Pryde, and now the man that should be the World Heavyweight Champion is holding the title that the cocky ego manic, David Dunn, stole from him at Lou Thesz Tournament. Now it’s time for Matty McClain, the “Crippler” himself to introduce you to his team of hand picked invaders! Take it away Matty McClain!
[The microphone is passed from Mr. Batee to Matt McClain.]
McClain: Circle of Pride, you just had your ass handed to you by six of the best that the BACW has to offer! David Dunn, I believe I have something that belongs to you for now!
[McClain throws the NWA World Championship at Dunn who is pissed off that McClain showed him up, catches his title.]
McClain: Behind me is a team that I hand picked to wipe out the CoP. The man in the leather jacket is a former World Champion himself, and one of the deadliest men to ever step foot into a squared circle, he is Ulfric.
The man in all white is one of the best high flyers to ever grace the ring, and he is a living nightmare, “Knightmare” Todd Knight.
The man with red hair is a skilled brawler who can hit what he calls The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly out of no where; he is “Cheap-shot” Derek Parks.
And then the two big men, they are simply known as Mooi and Belo, and they can bring the muscle any time that it’s needed!
Then you have team leader, yours truly, “Crippler” Matt McClain. Soon everyone here in the Circle of Pride is going to know what it’s like to fall at the hands of the submission specialist. Jason Pryde, you come out here and you say that the CoP is the best federation in the NWA, well I hate to break it to you, but we just took out your roster with very little effort. You can run around here all you want, claiming to be the best, but after tonight, you found out first hand just how “good” your roster is.
To any of you here in the Circle of Pride, you want a shot at any of us, or if you think you have the balls to step into the ring and attempt to prove us wrong, we’ll be more then happy to show you how the BACW does things. Your going to find out that the NWA has kept us tucked away keeping us hidden like a secret that they don’t want people to know about. We’ve been told that we play too rough with other, and we have been told that we have bad attitudes.
Well the truth is yeah we do have bad attitudes because people like David Dunn, Ronnie McNeil, Keith Kennedy, and Triple Six Trek thinking that they should have things handed to them on a silver platter. You boys think you should get a title shot at the big gold because you beat the Champ before he won the title. That doesn’t prove a damn thing to me or any one else in the BACW. I’m tired of the BACW being told that we don’t play well with others and I decided to do something about it.
We’re the ones with the talent here in the NWA, and the Circle of Pride is the first step in the BACW gaining control, and proving that we are the very best here in the NEWA. This is but the first step in making a name of the wrestlers of the stomp hall of the NWA. Consider your careers killed…now fade to black!
Edgebrook: We’re out of time as the BACW has invaded the Circle of Pride! What in the world will happen next?!?!?!?!?!?
[End Video Package]
Crowd: Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling!
Promo: [Nodding his head] So there you have it folks, BACW has thrown the first punch at CoP and rumors are that Jason Pryde has demanded the NWA either bans BACW from the state of Pennsylvania, or he will petition the alliance to forcefully remove BACW from the region!
ED: I'm tired of talking about these babies Paul because the invasion isn't the only thing rocking and rolling here in NWA these days.
Promo: What's on your mind?
ED: Well, for one we have an Ultimate X match to determine who will get a shot at the NYS title, not to mention…
[Eric is cut off by the sounds of “Power Struggle” by Sunna, the crowd jump to their feet.]
Crowd: [A.F.T! A.F.T! A.F.T! A.F.T! A.F.T!]
ED: Why do I always get cut off?
Promo: Maybe it's your delivery?
ED: [Middle finger] How do you like this delivery?
Promo: [Ignoring ED] Folks, that music can only be for one man and that's Jeff Harris, a legend in this business, who has suffered more injuries than anyone else in this business yet he still continues to fight.
ED: He has held 11 World Championships over his career too. Last seen as HSW's Heavyweight Champion and then again in GLWA I believe.
Crowd: [YEAH!]
[Pyro’s go off around the stage area and Jeff Harris emerges from the back, wearing his classic black long leather coat and faded black jeans. He walks down the ramp slapping some of the rabid fans hands as he does, he then gets into the ring and is handed a microphone from the ring announcer. He stands there for a few moments to soak in the crowd cheers and can’t help but crack a smile, his music fades.]
Jeff Harris: Ladies and gentlemen may I present to you the greatest wrestler that will ever grace your eyes. No, it isn’t The Spectre. It's me, "All F'N That" Jeff Harris!
Crowd: [POP!]
[The crowd cheers causing Jeff to smile again.]
Jeff Harris: So over the past five months I’ve seen so much change in the National Wrestling Alliance, GLWA has changed to Circle of Pride making my contract null and void, I was approached to resign as was everyone but I think I was one of the few that didn’t. You see the only reason I joined that place is because Angel of Hate convinced me to. But he soon left didn’t he? And the reason he left is the reason I’m not coming back. Then I start watching BACW and I start to think, yeah this place is pretty bad ass.
Crowd: [YEAH!] Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling!
Jeff Harris: So I contacted the main cheese and asked him for a job and may I say, I was given a very lucrative deal! The past few years for me as you have all witnessed has been pretty dark, 2005 I ended careers of those that tried to make to make an impact in this business and looking back I am not proud of my actions, I spent a majority of 2006 in prison and my subsequent release from prison and return to the business I was heading down that same road once again but I have now realized that a man of my stature shouldn’t be trying to keep the wrestling industry the same but trying to improve it for future stars. When a new man debuts in a company the first thing you think of is that it’s time for a new era and that is exactly what you’re witnessing. I look at these guys that have only been in the business for a few years and I am not impressed. I am saddened at what I see; people treat this as a part time hobby, something they do once a month. This isn’t a part time hobby; it’s a full time job. I am not here to end careers but I am here to teach these people respect and make careers.
I have been out with a knee injury but just like all the other injuries I have suffered, countless broken ribs, a punctured lung, a severely torn shoulder muscle, crushed larynx, damaged vertebrae and not to mention the loss of sight in my right eye I have always come back better than ever. Forgetting the eye, injuries heal and it is the price we pay to be in this business, it makes us stronger. Every injury I have gotten I have gotten for all of you fans.
Crowd: [The crowd pops again.]
Jeff Harris: Those critics that say this sport is fake I challenge you to step into this ring with me for five minutes and I’ll show you how fake this sport is. Now many of you are thinking what my intentions are in BACW and I will promise you that by the end of the night, my intentions will be known to all. Five months I have been on the shelf, five months I have been itching to fight and despite the fact that I am not cleared to wrestle until January 2006 nothing will stop me from teaching a little respect right here tonight. Thank you and enjoy the show.
[Jeff throws the microphone to the announcer and “Power Struggle” by Sunna starts up once more, the crowd begins chanting his name once more as he leaves the ring and heads to the backstage area]
Crowd: Harris! Harris! Harris!
Promo: So there you have it, Jeff Harris has officially signed his name on the dotted line and what a fantastic start to this month's show! Fans, at this time we have to take a break, but when we return, it's going to be our opening bout of the evening when The Sex Symbols go one on one with Harbingers of Doom! We'll see you in a few.
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