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F.T.F World Championship
Lee Riel
vs
Dean Hobkirk
vs.
Orge Lambart
Non-title Match
Spectre
vs.
Particle Man
Challenge Match
Alec Ace
vs.
Troy Pierce
Opening Match
Roxanne Logan
vs.
Kisei Mashiin
[Open to BACW’s basement studio.]
Paul Prominski: Hello everyone, I’m the Promo Machine and welcome to BACW’s edition Round Up! During the next 30 minutes, we talk about all the matches from BACW’s Parental Guidance Suggested that just aired on Feburary 3rd, as we march our way towards BACW’s biggest pay per view of the year, Grinder IX! At this show, BACW crowned brand new world tag team champions in one of the most brutal tag matches I have seen in a very long time. Also on the show Matt McClain gets his second of three title chances against BACW Heavyweight champion The Spectre, and Lee Riel defends his self proclaimed FTF World Heavyweight championship. But opening up the show in our dark match, was Roxanne Logan as she took on the martial arts let down Kisei Mashiin. Although the crowd wasn’t into watching either of these wrestlers, let’s take you to the closing moments of this very interesting bout.
[Start Highlights]
Dark Match:
Roxanne Logan vs. Kisei Mashiin
Promo: Logan has placed a chair over Kiesi’s face and climbing up to the top turnbuckle, she’s calling for an extreme moonsault! If she hits this, it’s all over!
Ross: I’ve seen enough!
Promo: Wait a minute, hey Ross, where are you going? Folks, Chris Ross just left his announcer’s position and he’s going up onto the apron right next to where Logan is perched! Come on Ross, we’re supposed to calling the play-by-play! Hey, get you hands off her!
Roxanne: [Woman grunt]
Ross: Get over here!
Promo: Ross tears his shirt off with one hand and locking Roxanne up across his shoulders, he’s leans back! He leans back!
[CRAAAAAACK!!!]
[CRASH!]
Crowd: AH! AH! AH!
Promo: WIPE OUT! WIPE OUT! WIIIIPE OUT! Wipe out off the top ropes through the timekeeper’s table with a sick cruel crash! My God! My God! Roxanne Logan is busted in half! My God!!!!! I don’t believe it! Logan just with through the table neck first hitting the hard ground with paralyzing splat! Quivering from the impact, Chris Ross leaves Roxanne’s broken body in his wake of violence, and getting up from the wreckage, he peers down onto her lifeless body like a war time madman who just committed his first kill.
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Promo: The crowd has gone nuts as has Krazy Chris Ross, and folks, I don’t think he’s done! Hold onto your seats, because he’s entering the ring!
Ross: WHOAAA!
[CLANG!]
Kisei Mashiin: UGH!
Promo: OH! Big time leg drop onto the steel chair that still covers Kisei’s face, and Mashiin’s face is literally mashed in!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Promo: The referee has seen enough and calling for the bell, Roxanne Logan & Kisei Mashin appear to be seriously injured at the hands of “Krazy” Kris Ross! I don’t believe it; Chris Ross has come out of retirement and apparently has resigned with BACW! Damn you Batee! Damn you to hell for bring back one of BACW’s most hated wrestlers of all time!
[Pause Highlights]
Promo: So there you have it, the referee throws out the match due to outside inference from “Krazy” Chris Ross and from what I have seen, I assume it’s safe to say Roxanne Logan has been sidelined from the active roster indefinitely! I have also been told that Mr. Batee has seen the tape given to him by Roxanne Logan on last month’s TVMA, and rumors are Mr. Batee went out of his way to bring “Krazy” Chris Ross back because of what was on that tape. At this time, no one really knows what Mr. Batee is so scared of, but many are speculating that Logan gave Mr. Batee a s-x tape of herself and Mr. Batee’s wife! Look out Paris Hilton, you have some competition on the internet.
As for Kisei Mashiin, there have been reports that he high tailed it back to the orient with his chop sticks tucked between his legs.
So with two wrestlers off the roster, we are going to move onto the opening match that saw rising talent “Superstar” Alec Ace taking on newcomer Troy Pierce. Victorious in his match last month, Ace needed to rely on all his ring-man-ship to deal with the crafty presents of Pierce who some are calling BACW’s next biggest thing. Let’s go to “the rewind” and see who will climb BACW’s ladder of success.
[Start Highlights]
Opening Match:
Alec Ace vs. Troy Pierce
Promo: Back and forth both men are slugging it out in the middle of the ring with Ace getting the better of the exchange! Rolling back on his heels Troy tries to cover up, but Alec topples him to the canvas with a steamrolling clothesline. Mounted punches by Ace hit the mark and pulling Pierce to his feet, Alec drives a boot into the stomach area of his opponent!
Crowd: [Starts to rumble.]
Promo: You know what’s coming next!
THUMP!
Pierce: GAH!
Promo: OH! Superstar crunch and this one’s over! 1.. 2.. 3! And put this one in the books because Alec Ace has done it again.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the contest by pin fall, “Superstar” Alec Ace!
[Pause Highlights]
Promo: Folks, what can you about Alec Ace other than if he continues on this winning path for the rest of 2007, you can almost guarantee he will be sitting in the driver’s seat perhaps heading towards a heavyweight championship match of his own? As for Troy Pierce, he gave it his all, but because Alec Ace hit him so hard with that devasting Superstar Crunch, we have been told Troy Pierce will be sidelined for the next TVMA showing.
Speaking of showings, and sidelines, let’s talk about The Spectre and what being BACW Heavyweight champion must be like for the purple haired freak. For sometime now Spectre has enjoyed gold around his waist but since becoming the man here in BACW, Spectre is feeling more like the hunted, instead of the hunter. What do I mean by that? Matt McClain is hell bent on taking his title. A ticked off Todd Knight has come back with splinters still in his back from his 30 foot scaffold match. Lee Riel is calling Spectre out saying he never defeated the Canadian wrestle-god for the title and even Sam Natas is vowing to hurt Spectre just for the sake of hurting him. And with this, Spectre finds himself going up against an unknown whose lifestyle might be even more bizarre than his own. It’s freak vs. freakoziod so let’s roll the tape and find out who won this very odd booking between Spectre, and newcomer, Particle Man.
[Start Highlights]
Non-Title Match:
The Spectre vs. Particle Man
As the blood continues to rain down the face of Particle Man it has been all Spectre! Showing no mercy and showing no remorse, this must be Spectre’s way of sending a message out to Matt McClain, who he knows, is in the building and watching this annihilation of Particle Man.
THUD!
Particle Man: MUH!
Tombstone into a mound of tacks and my god, look at the mask of particle man, you can see the blood pulsing against the fabric! Spectre has seen enough and snapping down into Sweet Dreams, it’s Particle Man who ceases to move! Twitching under the cover, 1… 2… 3.. This one is over and folks Particle Man has reduced to mere atoms at the hands of our BACW heavyweight champion!
[Pause Highlights]
Promo: So Spectre defends his championship leaving Particle Man in pieces but get this, Mr. Batee is going to book this match AGAIN, but this time it’s going to be for BACW’s Heavyweight championship! I guess he figures another beating would be good for business but let me say this before we move on with the show; historically these types of matches often spell disaster for the champions. Going into our FTF World Heavyweight championship, we were reduced to a one on one contest when Orge Lambart was pushed beyond limits of control. We didn’t catch this on film, but apparently Dean Hobkirk slapped, and spit in the face of the Northeastern title holder calling Orge Lambart a paper champion who would never amount to anything outside BACW. Well Orge snapped, and after breaking both of the legs of Dean Hobkirk with his locker room door, Lambart appeared to have everything going his way. With Lambart in perfect position to deliver his crown of thorns finisher, let’s go to the closing moments of this contest.
[Start Highlights]
F.T.F. Championship Match:
Lee Riel vs. Particle Man
Promo: Jamming Riel’s head between his thighs, Orge goes to lift upwards but Lee takes hold of the ropes! Wiggling out of the move, Riel stumbles backwards but Orge charges in looking for a clothesline! Riel ducks the move countering with a round house to jaw! Orge cripples face first into the discarded steel chair and Riel quickly mounts the turnbuckle. Leaping into the air, High Light of the Night! 1… Two 3! This one’s over and Lee Riel has just defeated the Northeastern Regional champion!
[Pause Highlights]
Promo: So Lee Riel takes out Orge Lambart once again and although this might not be a surprise to everyone, let me just note that Orge Lambart hasn’t been defeated in quite some time. But as Lee Riel left the Coliseum, you can see it in his eyes that being FTF champion isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. Loneliness and solitary is what this title brings to its owner, and something tells me when push comes to shove, Riel might simply snap under the pressure. Speaking of pressure situations, the time for talking had come to an end, it was BACW’s World Tag Team championship, and the tape is ready so let’s do this god damn thing!
[Start Highlights]
BACW World Tag Team Championship:
Extreme Violence vs. Mid-South Syndicate
Promo: The referee has been knocked out and as McClain continues to crank back on Todd Knight on the outside of the ring with his breaking point cross face, a blood covered Natas reenters the ring with Sledge! Knight is screaming for someone to break the hold but as Mr. Batee said at the opening of the show, this match will not be stopped until someone is crowned the champion! In the corner, Terminal Frost has finally freed himself from the tree of woe and staggering to his feet with one eye swollen shut, OH! Sledge hammer to the face of Frost and this one’s over!
Crowd: Sam’s hardcore! Sam’s hardcore! Sam’s hardcore!
Promo: Pounding the canvas for the 1.. 2.. 3.. NO! Frost had his foot on the ropes but the referee didn’t see it! Natas kicks Frost’s boot off the ropes and taking hold of the titles, Extreme Violence has done it! They are the new World Tag Team Champions! NO! McClain from behind and he’s locking Natas up in the breaking point! Natas is reaching for the ropes but he’s not going to be able to break the hold. Sam’s eyes roll into the back of his head and still refusing the release the hold, McClain is now trying to break the shoulder of the evil one! Into the ring comes security and my god… my god… my god… is there anyone who can stop Matt McClain?
[Pause Highlights]
Promo: And that was the show folks! Ending in chaos and confusion, you can tell from the intensity alone, that BACW’s biggest card of the year Grinder 9 is already starting to heat up. That’s all the time we have for now, I’m Paul Prominiski aka The Promo Machine and I hope you enjoyed this edition of BACW’s Round up.
end Round Up!
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