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Sponsored by: World Wrestling Association
Event: WWA Extreme World Championship
Match up: Lee Riel © [BACW] vs. Inferno [AWA]
Stipulations: Steel Cage, Barbwire at the top
Begin show:
[Cue commercial of extreme division champion Lee Riel…]
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Paul Prominski: Hello everyone and welcome to this extraordinary extreme division special! I’m the Paul Prominski AKA The Promo Machine and alongside me to call the action here tonight, is manager of the legendary Megafreak; Edgar Morbis! How are you tonight Edgar?
Edgar Morbis: [Tipping his crushed velvet top hat] Hello, hello extreme fiends! It is I the quintessential father figure of bastardization and dehumanization. It’s certainly good to be back in TV wonderland and from the smell of things it appears as if we are in for a Canadian cooking.
Promo: Lee Riel has taken WWA by storm and although his history with AWA’s Inferno isn’t what I would call a typical revenge feud, Inferno has earned the right to wrestle for this championship with a key victory over OCW’s Nick Journey.
Morbis: Nick Journey is the prime example of too little against too big! He couldn’t handle the mammoth size of Inferno, and neither will Lee Riel.
Promo: Lee Riel is currently ranked #3 in WWA’s Heavyweight division and some are even saying, he’s going to be pushed to #2 when it’s all said and done.
Morbis: BACW owner Mr. Batee is a genius! He saw a chance to inject his venom into the WWA artery and because of his excellent timing; Lee Riel just might grab hold of the ultimate prize.
Promo: Rumors in the back say Riel is desperately trying to get out of his BACW contract, but that Mr. Batee is using all his legal resources to force the Canadian Wrestle-God to remain in his region of the country.
Morbis: If Riel was smart, he let that sleeping dog lie.
[The light in the arena fade as a single red spotlight paints the curtain, "More Human, Than Human" by White Zombie blares through the speakers.]
Promo: Speaking of laying it all on the line, here comes the champion.
Crowd: Let's Go Lee Riel! Let's Go Lee Riel!
[Smoke bellows from behind the curtain as the volume of the crowd rises to a fever pitch. The curtain parts and the stepping out from the smoke and through the curtain into the glow of the bright red spotlight is Lee Riel. Decked out in a black hooded jumpsuit with red trim and their letters BACW across the back, WWA Extreme title wrapped firmly around his waist he walks down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans, his head hung low in focus as he makes his way to the ring. Reaching the cage Riel gazes up and down the ominous structure gripping the mesh with his fingers and giving it a slight shake before looking out to the crowd.]
Michael Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a WWA/BACW/AWA spotlight special, and will be held under extreme rules! The only way to win this bout is to pin your opponent, or exit the cage! About to enter the ring from Toronto, Ontario: Canada, he weighed in tonight at a slim, trim, jacked, stacked and ripped 252 lbs. and he is the reigning and defending WWA Extreme World Champion, The Canadian WrestleGOD and BACW's own son. There is only one... "Absolute" Lee Riel!
[Entering through the door Riel quickly makes his way to the ring apron, tugging back on the ropes he propels himself head over heels into the center of the ring taking a knee he extends his hands outward motioning with his hands for applause. He flips back his hood showing a cocky grin as he rises to his feet, undoing his title belt he scales the turnbuckle raising it into the air with his left hand slapping it with his right before descending and disrobing in preparation for his match.]
Morbis: Inferno has refused to come out to an entrance and from the looks of his Cro-Magnon forehead; he appears to have not eaten today.
Promo: Inferno has entered the cage and he’s not waiting for an introduction! Michael Stuffher bails from the cage, the referee turns to the timekeeper, and calling for the bell, here we GO! Riel and Inferno come face to face in the center of the cage and slugging it out in the midpoint of the structure, both men refuse to give any sort of ground! Riel with a boot to the stomach and Inferno counters with an elbow to the ribs!
Morbis: Gaze at the determination of these two behemoths! Knuckles to knuckles… and bone on flesh, something has to give!
[Inferno rakes the eyes of the champion and driving a second boot into the midsection, of Riel, the Canadian Wrestle-God’s knees buckle under the pressure!]
Promo: Bolo upper cuts practically rock the champion out of his wrestling boots and Riel’s legs have gone soft! Inferno has come here to fight but the question still remains, is this going to be a good strategy for Lee Riel?
[Hand full of hair by Inferno and cranking back, Riel grimaces in pain!]
Morbis: He’s going to slam Riel back into the cage!
[CLANG!!!]
Riel: [Seeing stars and crippling to the canvas holding the back of his head.] UGH!
Crowd: BOO!
Promo: OH MY GOD!
Morbis: Talk about brutality! People Lee Riel is in big trouble and just like I predicted, he’s having a very tough time accounting for Inferno’s size.
[Yanking Riel from the canvas, Inferno tries to slam the champion’s head into the steel panel but Riel tucks his head transitioning into a hand stand! Legs off the ropes and back into the upright position, Riel clocks inferno right in the mouth with a gymnastic back elbow smash!]
Crowd: Let’s go Lee Riel! [Clap clap clap-clap-clap] Let’s go Lee Riel! [Clap clap clap-clap-clap] Let’s go Lee Riel! [Clap clap clap-clap-clap]
Promo: Riel is trying to draw strength from the crowd!
Morbis: He better reach downtown to Chinatown but this Inferno is a enormous and I still don’t believe Riel is going to emerge from this fight with his title!
Crowd: Let’s go Lee Riel! [Clap clap clap-clap-clap] Let’s go Lee Riel! [Clap clap clap-clap-clap] Let’s go Lee Riel! [Clap clap clap-clap-clap]
[Irish whip into the ropes by Riel and coming off on the rebound, Inferno rumbles over the logo! Leaping into the air, the champion unloads with a spinning leg whip and crashing down to the canvas with a thud, here comes Riel with Canadian Thunder!]
Inferno: GUGH! [Coughing]
Promo: Hook of the leg and the cover and the count…
Referee: 1… 2…
Inferno: [Clearing his shoulder with a grunt.] NO!
Referee: [Putting two fingers into the air] Kick out only two, continue the match!
Promo: Riel almost had him but if there’s one thing that I have learned from watching Inferno in AWA, it’s that it’s going to take more than a leg whip to defeat this very talented wrestler.
Morbis: Talent is overrated! Look for Riel to ride the lightening at the stroke of midnight and for his sham as an extreme wrestler to be exposed!
[Lifting Inferno up into the corner, Riel pulls on the massive arm but Inferno alters his momentum reversing the hold. The champion thuds into turnbuckle chest first and rumbling in with a full head of steam, Inferno snaps Riel in half with a reverse spear. Collapsing against the turnbuckle with his title slipping through his fingers, Inferno begins to stomp a mud hole in the Canadian and Lee can’t stop the barrage!]
Promo: Inferno is stepping on Riel’s face and he’s starting to climb the cage!
Morbis: The barbwire won’t allow Inferno to achieve his goal! Tear your flesh to win the title, or retreat and continue to test fate. What will he do?
Promo: Want to play a game?
[Stuck at the top and struggling with the barb, Riel pulls his now bloody face off the canvas and knocking the legs outward, Inferno is crotched on the turnbuckle! Riel mounts the ropes from behind and looping Inferno’s arm over his head, the champion arches backward extending his legs!]
Riel: AAAARGH!!!!
[THUD!!!!]
Inferno: UGH!
Crowd: YEAH! Bad ASS Wrestlin! YEAH! Bad ASS Wrestlin! YEAH! Bad ASS Wrestlin!
Promo: Flipping into a press, the champion’s trying to retain.
Referee: 1… 2… 3…
Inferno: [Grunting] UGH!
Crowd: OH!
Morbis: So close but like everything in Riel’s life, not good enough!
Promo: Hold that thought Edgar because Riel is going up to the top rope!
[Taking a deep breath and pushing upwards, Riel launches himself into the air! Compressing then extending his legs, Riel comes down hard with his HIGH LIGHT OF THE NIGHT but Inferno rolls from the impact!]
Morbis: The AWA fans are stomping their feet and Inferno is responding! Slay the midget Goliath for he has no more stones!
Promo: Both men are now slugging it out once again from their knees, but it’s the AWA star with a no hands head butt!
Morbis: The gates of Hades is about to open! Let loose the lions of the hell!
[Staggers to his feet Riel motions for Inferno to charge, and like a bull seeing red, the big man barrels forward with nothing but rage pulsing through his veins! Lowering his head and looking to pin Riel against the cage with a spear, Riel’s head snaps back into the steel and falling lifelessly to the ground, Inferno lets out a warriors cry!!
Inferno: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Promo: Riel is in real trouble and there goes Inferno once again trying to escape the confines of the demonic device.
Morbis: The big man showing his agility and endurance, nothing can stop! What’s he stopping for?
[Now at the top of cage, Inferno undoes the barb from the apex of brutality and wrapping it around his leg, Inferno has turned himself into a barbwire weapon. Turning to take the head off of Riel, the champion has recovered and he’s go for a low blow!]
Inferno: UGH… NO!
Promo: Inferno isn’t phased by the low blow and he’s got Riel by the neck!
Morbis: He’s going for the choke slam!!!
[Pulling Riel up the ropes, Inferno sends the champion crashing down to the canvas with a lifeless splat. Riel cannot move and Inferno plays to the mixed reaction from the crowd. Point to his barbwire leg, Inferno leaps into the air and comes down with a chest crunch THUMP! The blood spills from the lacerations on Lee Riel’s chest, and the crowd practically tears the roof off the building!]
Crowd: You’re hardcore! You’re hardcore! You’re hardcore!
Promo: The title is going to change hands!
Referee: 1… 2… 3…
Morbis: NO! Riel kicks out! I don’t believe it!
Referee: Only two…
Promo: Wait a minute folks, as Inferno and Riel both recover in the ring, we are going to take you to the back where Mr. Batee is arguing with BACW’s newest signed superstar!
Morbis: I wonder who would be willing to dance with the devil.
[Splitting the screen as the two combatants continue to recover, we see Mr. Batee with his tie undone. The top button to his shirt has release the pressure pulsing to his overloaded brain, and looking across the table, he pleads his case.]
Mr. Batee: Look, I can’t grant you that request because if I did, not only will Lee Riel press for his release from BACW, but everyone in WWA will be calling for my head. Darrel, have a heart; I’m begging you not to interfere! If Riel loses his title tonight, everything will be ruined! How can I push him towards the heavyweight title with that extreme division moniker?
[Cocking his head back and pushing the executed contract back over to Batee, the boy wonder shows his business skill with a response.]
Darrel Besolve: Brad, I don’t care if you’re more hated than Usama Bin Ladin or Saddam. You agreed to give me anything I wanted in exchange for a new contract. So there’s my signature, and right now, I’m failing to see the problem?
[Coming from around the desk with pauper’s eyes, Batee gets down on one knee.]
Mr. Batee: Darrel I’m begging you, please son, don’t make me do it. What about if I give Stephen Greer?
Besolve: Has been who never will be again.
Mr. Batee: Huk Su Kim? What about that Asian guy who was so great back in the 80’s?
Besolve: Yu Suk Kim holds no interest to me.
Mr. Batee: Okay, okay, what about Eric Dane?
Besolve: [Chuckling] The Darrel Besolve clone? Batee if you want to temp me, then why don’t you throw out a name like McClain? Seems to me you too have been spending an awful lot of time together as of late.
Mr. Batee: I… I can’t…
[Undoing the divide, and returning to the action in the ring, Promo is shocked.]
Promo: [Lurching back] What the hell was that?? I mean, here we are in the middle of one of the greatest matches of all time and we cut into the back so BACW can tell us they just re-signed Darrel Besolve? Don’t get me wrong, Besolve is a legend but to announce that now is a bit disrespectful to the champion Lee Riel.
Morbis: As expected, the battle to power has once again begun and the sands of time are tilted. Rising from the ashes into a…
Promo: Ah shut up Morbis! You and your babble have been boring the audience since you opened that fly infested pie hole!
[Inside the ring, Inferno has wrapped on a barbwire figure four and as the blood now streams from the leg of Lee Riel, the referee asks the champion if enough is enough.]
Referee: Come on Riel! You’re hurt and all you have to do is say the word and I’ll stop the match.
Riel: [Through gritted teeth] NO!!!!
Promo: The barb is cutting into Inferno’s legs too and he’s got no choice but to break the hold!
Morbis: The Ides of Match are smiling.
Promo: WHAT?!
[Staggering to his feet, Inferno scowls from the pain, and stumbling over to Riel with blood dripping down his leg, Inferno grunts up a vertical suplex and Riel’s spine rattles onto the canvas.]
Crowd: Let’s go Lee Riel! [Clap clap clap-clap-clap] Let’s go Lee Riel! [Clap clap clap-clap-clap] Let’s go Lee Riel! [Clap clap clap-clap-clap]
[Inferno growls into the crowd and yanking upwards into another vertical suplex, he turns into the cage! Pulling down off the rebound, Inferno unleashes a neck cracking brain buster and with the referee in place, he pounds the logo.]
Referee: 1… 2… 3…
Morbis: [Throwing both arms into the air.] We have a new champion!
Promo: The referee is shaking his head no and apparently Riel got his shoulders off the canvas in time, Morbis can you believe the intestinal fortitude coming from the champion?
Morbis: I thought that was gas?
Promo: Inferno’s calling for another brain buster off the cage and folks if he hits this move, Riel’s title is as good as gone!
[Pulling Riel into the upside down position, and arching backwards, Riel flips into a reverse neck breaker over knee and Inferno is stunned!! Dragging the big man into the center of the ring, Riel points to the top of the cage!]
Promo: Riel is up onto to the top turnbuckle… wait a minute he’s not stopping there!
Morbis: My god, he’s fulfilling the prophecy!
[Struggling to perch himself up between the barbwire, Riel pauses atop the cage with blood cascading down his chest. The crowd is calling for him to jump and tossing his career into the air, Riel comes crashing with a sick sadistic thud!]
Riel & Inferno: UGH!!!
Promo: High Light of the Night!
Crowd: OH!!!
Morbis: The apocalypse has come true!
Referee: One… two…
Morbis: That’s it!
Promo: Slumping over to the side as the referee raises his exhausted hand into the air, the cage begins to rise, so let’s go to the ring to hear our official decision.
Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the bout, and STILL WWA Extreme World Champion! There is only one! “Absolute” Lee Riel!
[Still on his back, Riel cannot get up from the impact and as the title lies on his battered and beaten chest, the commentators wrap up the salutations.]
Promo: What a night for Lee Riel as he continues to mount up victories under the WWA banner and if Mr. Batee was smart, he would book Lee Riel verses Ryan before…
[I AM IRON MAN!]
Crowd: YEAH!!! Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back!
Morbis: The light is turning to darkness and the man child has returned from the future.
[With Iron Man blaring in the background, out from the curtain comes Darrel Besolve in his street clothes. In his hand, a piece of paper, and after coming down to ringside with a smirk, Besolve slides into the ring. The cage settles into the heavens and picking up Riel, Besolve plunges downward executing his patented Light of Judgment.]
Promo: What the hell is the referee doing?
Referee: 1… 2… 3…
Promo: What the…. ?
Morbis: Bizarre.
[I AM IRON MAN]
[Snatching the WWA Extreme Championship from the referee’s hands, Darrel slaps his newly signed BACW contract onto Lee Riel’s blood caked chest. Rolling from the ring with garbage covering him from both sides of the crowd, Besolve has come back with only one thing on his mind. Revenge on Matt McClain!]
Promo: Fans, that’s all the time we have for now and whether or not this was a sanctioned WWA bout or not has yet to be announced. All I can say is on behalf of Edgar Morbis, WWA, BACW and Mr. Batee we bid you good night from Brooklyn New York and we will see you all in two weeks time when Darrel Besolve defends his title for the very first time in a BACW pay per view, against The Crippler Matt McClain!
[Fading on a broken Lee Riel, the crowd can do nothing but stare in silence at either the making of the future world champion, or the destruction of falling star.]
End Match
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