BACW Presents:
American Bad A** - Live on Pay Per View
Philadelphia Civic Arena - Philadelphia, PA

Part 6 - Surprising Kimo

[Pounding his wrestling boots on the tile floor, Chris Ross is now by himself still storming the halls in search of Mr. Batee. Apparently he and Kimo have split up in an attempt to cover more ground but as the trail gets hotter, so does Ross’s temper.]

Ross: There are only so many places left to look… He’s gotta be around here somewhere!

[Stopping in front of the last door that says “Janitor”, Ross notices the odd shaped name plate is a bit slanted. Nodding his head, he removes the plate, flips it around, and reveals the name “Mr. Batee” that hidden on the back.]

Ross: Now I’m getting somewhere! Kimo! KIMO! Where the hell is that guy? I told him to meet me here in 15 minutes!

[Chris tosses the sign to the side then cracks his knuckles.]

Ross: Well Kimo or not, Batee, your time is up!

[With a sinister smile on his face Ross backs up, and with one powerful motion, kicks down the door! Charging into the room, he looks around only to find it empty.]

Ross: SON OF A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!!!!

[Frustrated to no end, Ross flips Batee’s desk over making a loud crash and as he looks down catching his breath, he see a blood covered Kimo Newton; he’s knock out cold and not moving.]

Ross: Oh my god! KIMO!!! What the hell happened? Who did this to you? Kimo get the hell up, we have a tag team championship match tonight! Kimo! KIMOOOO!!!! ARGH!!! BATEE!!!!! ARRRGH!!!!

[Completely out of control and full of anger Ross grabs the camera, smashes it against the wall, and it turns the feed to static. Reforming our picture with a shot of Michael Stuffher, the timekeeper rings the bell for the introductions.]

#1 Contenders Match for the Tag Team Championship
The Sex Symbols vs. The Superheroes

[Ding! Ding! Ding!]

["Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top comes over the loud speakers and this signals the entrance for BACW’s newest tag team. The fans turn their heads towards the ramp as both Sex Symbols step out into a shower of boos.]

Stuffher: Coming down the isle from The Sunset Strip. They are Sean Peters and JD Hart, together they are - The Sex Symbols!

Promo: Tonight Hart’s wearing his white trunks with a heart in the crotch area and something tells me this guy doesn’t have a problem finding a date. White knee pads and black boots finish off his ensemble, while his partner Sean Peters dawns black trunks with “Peters” written on his backside.

Crowd: [BOO!] You suck! You suck! You suck!

Promo: As the crowd continues to give the two newcomers a hard time, look at the fans hold up signs that reads, "You’re not Sexy"!

ED: Well Peters just ripped up one of those signs, and as they make it to the apron, both leaping over the ropes entering the ring as their music comes to a fade.

Promo: Peters is a well built muscular man that used to work at Sunset Strip’s 100% Pure Gold before he started wrestling. This tells me he’s used to mixing it up, and has no problem taking it to the floor if necessary.

ED: And you can’t forget about Hart who’s a former high school All-American, who couldn't afford to go to college. Instead of an education, he started dancing at a Sunset Strip's 100% Pure Gold which is where he met Pete.

Promo: Finally leaving the strip, both men decided to give White Mountain Wrestling a go and the rest is history.

Stuffher: And their opponents…

Crowd: [YEAH!]

[“Particle Man” by They Might Be Giants plays over the loudspeaker. Blue and gold lights flood the crowd. Particle Man comes out riding on the shoulders of his enormous sidekick Universe Man. Looking towards the ring, Particle Man points towards the Sex Symbols giving his buddy’s instructions.]

Stuffher: Coming down the isle from Gotham City, weighing in at a combined weight of over 400 pounds, they are the team of Universe Man and Particle Man. They are The Superheroes!!

[Now at ringside, Particle Man stands atop his partner's head and does a Superman pose with his cape blowing in the manmade wind. Front flipping off of his sidekick's head and landing in the center of the ring, he flings his cape and walks over to his corner.]

Stuffher: Particle Man has just informed me that he will NOT allow cheating to decide this match even if it means a loss for his team.

ED: He what? What kind of moron would do something like that?

Promo: I think it’s a gallant and fearless thing to do ED!

ED: You’re completely insane as is this super-twerp!

Promo: Stop thinking everyone wants to see hardcore wrestling just because we are in BACW. The fans do understand and can appreciate good wrestling.

ED: Yeah, we will see great wrestling on that scaffold later on!

Referee: Ring the bell!

[Ding! Ding! Ding!]

Promo: Apparently we are just going to have to agree to disagree because the referee has called for the bell, and here we GO!

[Particle Man and Sean Peters lock up in a collar and elbow tie as Universe Man remains steadfast on the apron watching on. Sean shows his distinct power advantage by hurling Particle Man across the ring, flipping him inside out.]

ED: Why do all of his matches start out with him getting tossed on his head like a rag doll? Seriously, the guy weighs as much as a wet poodle!

Promo: Just because he’s 98 pounds doesn’t mean he should tie up.

ED: Yes it does!

[Particle Man unravels himself and goes right back after Sean locking up with a second collar and elbow tie. Peters once again powers out launching Particle Man into a backwards tumble, but this time he sends him right out of the ring and down onto the small mats with a thud!]

Crowd: [BOO!]

Promo: Sean turns around with a smile on his face and listen to the crowd boo Peters.

ED: You have to love how Peters is taking control over the earlier stages of the bout. The man knows if his team wins here tonight, they will immediately jump over all the other teams in the rankings.

Promo: That can’t be denied but can you really ever count Particle Man out? Small and fast, his endurance inside the ring surely can’t be overlooked.

ED: He does have an annoyingly big heart and propensity to do well doesn’t he.

Promo: On of the biggest.

[Particle Man hops up on the apron and springs boards into a dropkick that connects to the back of the distracted Peter’s head.] Sending him face first into the ropes on the opposite side, Sean’s face turns to anger as Particle Man stands triumphant in the ring with his hands on his hips. Reaching over, Sean makes the tag to JD Hart and let’s see how JD does against this incredible speed of Particle Man. Hart comes through the ropes, and as he enters the ring to face Particle Man, it’s the Superhero who gets out of the ring sliding under the ropes and back onto the floor.]

ED: That’s it Particle Man! Run! Run for your life!

Promo: He’s not running!

ED: The hell he’s not!

Promo: Hart gives chase sprinting around the ring as Universe Man looks on with a cautious eye. Particle Man hops up and over the ring steps, and OH!

[CLANG!]

ED: Hart collides with the stairs and as JD staggers up onto the apron, Particle Man who’s now in the ring, connects with a baseball slide that knocks Hart back down to the floor.

Promo: That’ll leave a mark.

ED: And then some!

Promo: Particle Man gets the crowd going and as JD pulls himself up from the floor, his upper lip appears to be busted open.

ED: Like a zombie from the dead, he emerges from the concrete and slides into the ring with a portentous smirk on his face.

[Seeing an opening, Particle Man charges but misfires into a big boot from JD and the impact sends him crashing to the mat with a thud! Hart tears Particle Man from the mat by his mask, and flinging him towards the ropes, charges as his opponent comes off the nylon.]

Crowd: [OH!]

[Particle Man ducks a clothesline, and then a back elbow as he rebounds from one side of the ring to another. Leaping into the air with a high cross body, the move stalls and Particle Man is caught in mid air!]

Crowd: [BOO!]

Promo: Hart carries him around the ring and unleashes a fall away slam that sends the superhero practically through the logo. Rolling to the outside for a second wind, one has to wonder why Particle Man isn’t tagging his partner.

Crowd: UM! UM! UM!

ED: Particle Man is a complete idiot! Universe Man is huge and I’m not sure why I have to point this out each and every month. This guy needs his fat ass moose of a partner to wear people down before he gets into the ring!

Referee: Tag!

[Hart mocks Particle Man and making the tag, Sean slides out of the ring looking to up the ante. Peters charges at Particle Man but catches a dropkick to the knee that drops him head first into the ring steps.]

[CLANG!]

ED: Ouch!

[Seeing an opportunity to pounce, Particle Man climbs up onto the steps with Sean favoring his side and dropping a leg across the back of his head, the crowd becomes even more excited.]

Crowd: [YEAH!]

Promo: Looks like a bit of offense from our friendly neighborhood Particle Man!

ED: One lucky move isn’t going to win you a match in BACW. So the kid got lucky!

Promo: I would rather be lucky than good.

[Particle Man slowly rolls Peters under the bottom rope and then climbs up onto the apron. Hopping up to the top, Particle Man falls down across Sean with a killer splash! Rolling into a pin, the referee pounds the canvas!]

Referee: One… Two…

Sean Peters: UGH!

Referee: Kick out!

Promo: And a kick out with authority!

ED: Particle Man was just launched over the referee but he’s still on his feet?!

[Particle Man hits the corner hard as Peters uses the pause to gets upright. Charging in, Particle Man ducks a clothesline by Sean and hooks the arm.]

Promo: Whirly bird!

ED: NO! Hurricane DDT and Particle Man is going for the win.]

Referee: One… Two…

Promo: Peters kicks out!

ED: Like I said in the beginning of the contest, Particle Man is just too undersized to do any actual damage to either of these men.

Promo: Particle Man gets to his feet once again and trying to use his speed comes off the ropes full steam ahead!

ED: Flying clothesline just bounced off the stronger Peters and hitting the mat Particle Man is stalled once again.

[Sean pulls Particle Man to his feet and grabs him from around the waist. Taking him up and putting him down across his knee with a backbreaker, The Sex Symbol makes a lateral press.]

Referee: One… Two… Kick out!

Promo: That will just make Peters angrier!

[Sean digs his nails in around the neck of Particle Man with a blatant choke hold and the referee calls for the hold to be broken.]

Referee: One, two, three, four…

[Sean breaks for a moment then goes right back to the throat of Particle Man, once again cutting off the air supply of BACW’s resident Super Hero.]

Referee: One, two, three, four…

[Sean breaks the hold for a second time, and then wraps his hand around the neck of his opponent rising up to his feet.]

Promo: Particle Man is virtually out on his feet as Sean Peters lifts him up into the air…

ED: Particle Man reverses the hold taking Peters down to the mat with a Fujiwara arm bar!

Promo: Sean frantically reaches for the ropes.

Referee: In the ropes!

ED: What resilience!

[Particle Man breaks the hold and helps an exhausted Sean Peters to his feet. Looking for an Irish whip, Sean doesn’t budge. Particle Man tries again but it yields the same result. Boot to the gut of Peters softens him up and finally propelling him across the ring with an Irish whip, Sean charges hard off the ropes as Particle Man leaps into the air for a leap frog!]

Particle Man: WHA!!!

[SLAM!]

ED: He didn’t quite get high enough as Sean catches him in mid air with a vicious power slam.

Promo: Shoulders to the canvas!

Referee: One… Two…

Particle Man: NO!

Referee: Kick out!

Crowd: [YEAH!]

Promo: Here comes JD Hart!

Referee: TAG!

Crowd; [BOO!]

[Hart springs into the ring dropping a leg across the windpipe of Particle Man and this time it’s JD who’s making the cover.]

Referee: One… Two…

Particle Man: GAH!

Referee: Kick out.

Crowd: [YEAH!]

ED: I bet Particle Man wants to make a tag now.

Promo: He better at least considering it.

[Up to his feet quicker then expected for a man of his size, Hart hits the far side ropes and charges off with a running elbow that catches nothing but mat.]

Promo: Particle Man just dropped JD with a rocker dropper and it looks like he’s heading up to the ropes.

Particle Man; [Plays to the crowd]

Crowd: [YEAH!]

[Particle Man launches himself from his perch and with some big air under him, is drilled with a JD Hart clothesline!]

Promo: Knocking Particle Man down to the mat like a fly, this one might be nearing an end.

[Particle Man bails from the ring.]

ED: This is what Particle Man needs to do, create separation and use his speed along with his aerial ability confuse this well piled match.

[Taking off to the air, Particle Man lands throat first into the hand of JD Hart who drops him to the canvas with a devastating choke slam.]

Promo: I think his particles might be separated from his atom!

[Hart pulls Particle Man up from the mat hooking him up with a front face lock. Spinning, JD rotates his torso and snaps down with an old school neck breaker.]

Promo: Hart makes the cover!

Referee: One… Two…

Particle Man: UGGG!

Referee: NO! Kick out!

[A frustrated and flustered Hart makes the tag in comes a fresh Sean Peters who whips Particle Man into the ropes, creating some much needed separation.]

ED: Particle Man slides between his legs and rolls up Peters from behind!

Crowd: [BOO!]

Promo: Exuwa has appeared on the ramp and Universe Man hops down from the apron to give chase into the back! From the crowd comes Belo and he’s distracting the referee!!!

ED: Mooi down the ramp just took out Hart with a kendo shot to the knee and swinging through the rope, cracks Sean right in the side of the face.

Promo: Sean just went limp and dropping from the apron, Belo has done his job.

[Particle Man didn’t see the kendo shot, and using all his might to hold down an unconscious Sean, the referee turns around to make the count.]

Referee: One… Two…

Crowd: THREE!!!

Referee: Three!!!

Promo: It’s over.

ED: You have to be kidding me.

[Ding! Ding! Ding!]

Stuffher: Your winner of this match… and new number one contender for BACW’s Tag Team championships! The Superheroes!!

[Melo and Belo reenters ring, brandishing kendo sticks and cold cock Particle Man in unison.]

Promo: There’s absolutely no need for this kind of beating.

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ED: They are caning the hell out of Particle man and Paul it’s called sending a message.

Promo: Melo motions for Belo to pull off Particle Man’s mask and as they begin to undo the laces, Universe Man appears finally from the back chasing the two from the ring before Particle Man’s identity could be exposed. I’m am disgusted and if Melo and Belo think they are going to run rough shot over The Superheroes, they haven’t seen these guys when they get mad.

ED: What the hell are you talking about? Particle Man mad? He doesn’t even curse!

Promo: Well maybe it’s about time he does! Folks, we have to break, but when we return it’s going to be Alec Ace going one on one with Derek Parks for the newly created New York State Heavyweight championship. We’ll see you in a few.