BACW Presents:
American Bad A** - Live on Pay Per View
Philadelphia Civic Arena - Philadelphia, PA

Part 7 - A New Birth

[Fading from the footage in the ring, we move to the locker room of long time veteran “Superstar” Alec Ace. Cradling his black Killer Loop sunglasses in his hand, Ace purses his lips while rubbing his strong chin.]

Alec Ace: In 2006, people have to be asking themselves, why is Alec Ace still here in BACW?

[Zooming in on his face, silence follows the question as Ace ponders the subject prior to articulating.]

Ace: Alec Ace is here in BACW, because once upon a time, someone called me. This person promised to take Alec Ace to the top of the mountain! To the promise land – but as you can see from my vacant waist, that has only happened once!

[The Superstar adjusts his very expensive robe and dawns his luxurious sun glasses hiding his emerald green eyes from the camera. Adjusting his priceless package WAY down there, and clearing the mucus from his nasal cavity, Ace continues.]

Ace: Before tonight, Alec Ace will make history and all of BACW will be put on notice. Not only will I be your new-fangled New York State Heavyweight champion, but I will also be someone who you don’t want to mess with. I told you people last month, the pin me pay me days of summer are gone. Be afraid! Be very afraid!

[Closing the scene and ending the small backstage clip on Ace’s winking eye, the show is kicked back to Paul Prominski who is still side by side with Eric Danger.]

Promo: Folks we are back and although I have heard of Alec Ace’s dominance on the Midwest circuit, BACW is a completely different animal as many who come here with decorated pasted have come to realize.

ED: I agree but if Ace can win this title here tonight against Derek Parks, you can almost guarantee he will be sitting in the driver’s seat for a regional championship match. All he needs to do is hold the title should he be lucky enough to win it.

[Ding! Ding! Ding!]

Promo: Speaking of Ace, here he comes.

Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, this next bout is for the New York State Heavyweight championship!

Crowd: [YEAH!]

Stuffher: About to come down the isle from Tampa Bay, Florida and weighing 246 pounds, he only wants to be known as “Superstar” Alec Ace!

[BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!]

[Crack-crack-crack-crack-crack]

[BOOM!]

[Parting the curtains with the final explosion, Ace steps into the arena to a tremendous roar from the crowd. Dubbed as BACW’s next big thing gone wrong, Alec continues to glisten in the gold spotlight after winning his last match in BACW. Wearing his typical gold boots with sparkling gold tights, Ace heads down the ramp while his music comes to a fade.]

Promo: Alec Ace appears to be one of those guys whose dedication to his craft is unmatched in your average promotion. But like I stated earlier, Alec is also finding out just what it’s going to take to climb this monster called Bad ASS Championship Wrestlign.

ED: I like the guy Promo, I really do. Dressed in gold, he comes to the ring in shape, and from what I saw last month, he can definitely wrestle. The Superstar Crunch is one of the most unforgiving moves in the business, and mark my words, if Ace hits Parks with that finisher, it’s going to be all she wrote!

[Ding! Ding! Ding!]

Stuffher: And his opponent…

[Music Riff]  

Crowd: [BOO!]  

[As Symphony of Destruction begins to play on the speakers, and as the crowd continues to boo, out comes Sarah Richards from the back wearing a black suit featuring a fine gabardine three-button blazer and trousers. As she makes her way to the ringside area, you can faintly hear the fans beginning the familiar chants of “Show your tits!” With Richards approaching the steel stairs, she shakes her head in complete disgust.]  

Sarah: You people are all pigs!  

Crowd: [BOO!]  

[Now on the apron, Sarah calls for the microphone and peering into the ring, points towards Alec Ace.]  

Sarah: Ace, tonight you’re about to go one on one against the dirtiest player in the game. Tonight, you’re about to get the most devastating GBU ass whipping of your career!  

Crowd: [BOO!]  

Sarah: [Turning back towards the crowd] SHUT UP!  

Crowd: [Louder BOO!!]  

Alec Ace: [Ace calls for a microphone of his own] You know its funny Richards, before you came to the ring; I thought that smell was from the tuna I ate for lunch. But now that you’re here at ringside, I can see I was mistaken.  

Crowd: [Chuckles]  

Sarah: [Sarah motions that she’s clean as a whistle] Keep running your mouth Superstar…Or should I say Super-Tiny!

[As she uses her right index finger and thumb to symbolize something being small.]  

Crowd: SUPER TINY! [clap clap clap-clap-clap-clap] SUPER TINY! [clap clap clap-clap-clap-clap] SUPER TINY! [clap clap clap-clap-clap-clap]  

Alec Ace: Even a missile can be made to look small if it lands in the Grand Canyon!  

Crowd: [OH!]  

Sarah: [Nasty look] Ace, we can sit here all night and exchange un-pleasantries, but I have some business to discuss; so let’s get to it.  

Alec Ace: [Without the microphone] Just tell your boyfriend to get out so I can show him just what kind of slump I’m in!  

Crowd: [Stomping]  

Sarah: Don’t you fret Ace, he’s coming out but before he does, I’m going to give you the opportunity to avoid the embarrassment that you will receive by my man DCP if you face him tonight.  

Promo: What does she mean “IF” … According to the rules, if Parks doesn’t show, then he’ll be disqualified and the belt will go to Alec’s via default right?  

ED: This eye candy is giving me a tooth ache!  

Promo: Thanks for your rather creative and well thought out opinion.  

ED: [Licking his lips] Anytime Paul.

  Promo: [Throws his hands up into the air rolling his eyes] …  

Sarah: I’m going to give you the opportunity to forfeit and give DCP the win. That way you don’t have to get beat for what seems like the hundredth time in the last 3 months.  

Crowd: [BOO!]  

Alec Ace: [Without a microphone] I’m not forfeiting anything! Get him out here! Enough of the games!  

Crowd: [YEAH!]  

Sarah: Ok suit yourself, but don’t say we didn’t give you a chance. Ladies and gentlemen, the soon to be New York State Heavyweight Champion, from Indianapolis, Indiana, this is MY MAN, D-C-P… Derek “Cheap-shot” Parks!  

[Cue in Megadeath ]  

Crowd: [BOO!]  

Promo: Ace is expecting Parks to come out from the back but Derek just comes out from underneath the ring!  

ED: The crafty bastard must have pre-taped that scene with Richards!  

Crowd: [Screaming for Ace to turn around]  

Promo: Sliding into the ring, it’s Parks who attacks Alec Ace from behind!  

ED: Richards drops from the apron with a smile on her face and what a sneaky move by the dirtiest player in the game!  

Promo: As the beat down continues in the ring, the referee is calling for the bell and here we GO!

[Stomps kicks and punches don’t let up as Alec Ace tries to cover up the beat down in vein. Lowering his knees into chest of Ace, Parks wraps his hands around Alec’s throat in an attempt to choke the life out of him.]

Crowd: [Stomping] Ace! Ace! Ace!

Promo: Off the canvas by his hair comes Ace and throwing him into the ropes, here comes Alec on the rebound.

ED: Over the logo and into a vicious double axe handle to the chest and my God, I bet Alec Ace never took a beating like this in his life. Parks is like a man possessed in there!

Promo: I agree, Derek Parks is an absolute beast right now!

ED: Seems as if there’s nothing this man won’t do in order to secure a win.

[Tossing the dazzled Ace back into the ropes, Parks continues to abuse the Superstar with a 180 slam and hooking the leg for the 1… 2… 3…]

Ace: [UGH!]

Promo: The referee holds two fingers up and folks, this one’s going to continue. Parks seems to be signaling for his triple six sit out power bomb and he might as well since Alec Ace hasn’t offered even a single shred of offensive since the opening bell.

ED: Let’s be fair Promo, he was attacked from behind.

[Wobbly, Ace comes off the ropes for a second time and rolling under the high knee, he bounces off the opposite ropes.]

ED: Parks is too close!

Promo: Ace connects with a desperation thrust forearm and Derek staggers back a few steps. Alec digs deep and charging forward, OH! Spinning back fist sends Parks flat onto his back and counting the lights, this one could be over!

Crowd: 1… 2… 3…!!!! [OH!]

Referee: NO! Kick out! Only two, continue the match.

ED: Ace might not know where he is right now, but he’s got to be running on pure instinct!

Promo: Body slam by Alec onto the logo causes Parks to arch his back from the impact and rotating him back to his feet; it’s an old school suplex that’s countered by a Derek Parks scoop slam!

ED: Ace is just too out of it to make any kind off offense work.

[Immediately dropping a leg across the throat, Derek tries again to call it a 1… 2… THREE night but Ace rolls through the cover and the referee signals for the bout to continue.]

Promo: It’s just a matter of time until Alec Ace runs out of lives and the fat lady begins to sing.

ED: I’m not sure I agree Promo but hold on because Parks could be going for a chin buster!

Alec Ace: [UGH!]

[THUMP!]

Crowd: [WHOA!]

Referee: 1… 2… NO…!!!

Derek: WHAT?!!! [Slapping his hands together] 123!

Promo: Kick out again by Alec Ace and Parks immediately argues the count.

Referee: TWO! Don’t tell me how to do my job! TWO!

ED: Sometime tells me Parks better be very careful and not rush into finishing off Ace.

[Dragging Ace off the canvas, Parks calls for his GBU stunner when suddenly…]

Parks: [BAH!]

[THUD!]

Promo: Oh my Lord I don’t believe it! Alec Ace hit the Superstar Crunch before Parks had a chance to hit the GBU Stunner! The referee drops down and this one’s over!

Referee: 1… 2….

ED: Richards is on the apron screaming at the referee and stopping the count, I have to ask, what the hell is the referee doing?

Referee: [Waving his hands] Get off the apron!

Sarah: [Stomping her feet like a little girl] That’s an illegal move!

Referee: What?!

Sarah: You heard me!

Referee: [Moving towards Richards] Get off the apron! 1.. 2… 3…

Promo: And in typical fashion, Sarah Richards just saved the skin of DCP once again!

ED: You know Paul, people have been claiming DCP can’t win without Sarah’s help and I hate to admit it, but I have to agree!

Promo: Not to mention that last month DCP waited until Ross wore out The Beautiful People before showing up and getting the win.

ED: Plus Sarah had to once again distract the ref for him to even be put in a position to win!

Promo: Like what she brings to the table or not, DCP needs to concentrate on Alec Ace and stop worrying about what to do if Richards decides to leave him.

[Irish whip into the ropes on Parks by Ace, but Derek reverses the hold! Bouncing off the nylon, Richards grabs Ace by the boot as he’s coming off the ropes and like a lion on wounded prey, here comes DCP to take advantage of the situation.]

ED: Here we go again!

Promo: Hitting Ace with lefts, and rights Parks sends Alec into the corner with a thud! Charging from the opposite side of the ring, Parks misses the splash as Alec Ace moves out of the way.

[THUMP!]

Derek Parks: [UGH!]

Promo: DCP hits the ring post and would you look at that, a slight cut has opened over his right eye I believe that’s the wound he sustained from Particle Man at last month at Sinister 16.

[Falling to the mat is DCP but only a few feet away, Alec Ace is still in a daze too. Struggling to his feet, Ace tries for another cover but once again, it’s Sarah Richards who jumps up onto the apron in protest.]

Promo: Come on referee! Stop arguing with her and count the man’s shoulders down.

ED: Oh Ace has had enough!

Promo: Do you blame him?

[Grabbing Sarah by the hair as she continues to argue with the ref, Alec starts to drag her into the ring but Sarah quickly unbuttons her blazer exposing her breasts that are barely being covered by a red laced bra. She shoves Alec’s face in her ample chest and throwing a slapjack into the ring towards DCP, the distracted ref doesn’t notice!]

Promo: How did the referee not see what she just did!?

ED: What a rack!

Promo: Huh?

ED: [Snapping out of his trance] Are you dead Paul, he’s paying attention to Sarah’s breasts just like every other man with a heart beat in this arena is doing. Remember what I told you about man points before the show.

Promo: Yeah!

ED: You just lost half.

Crowd: [BOO!]

[Getting to his feet and grabbing the slapjack that Sarah just threw into the ring, Richards releases her hold on the back of Ace’s head. Spinning him around, Alec find’s himself ducking the slap jack and driving a boot to the stomach, snaps down hard. Alec connects with another Superstar Crunch and turning around, the referee finds Ace pinning DCP.]

Sarah: [Shrieking] NO!!!!

Referee: 1.. 2.. 3…

Crowd: [YEAH!]

Sarah: [Stomping her feet in a temper tantrum as her semi-exposed fun bags jiggle] No! No! No! No! No! NO!!!!

[Ding! Ding! Ding!]

Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the bout by pin fall and new - New York State Heavyweight champion, “Superstar” Alec Ace!

Promo: Rolling from the ring is an exhausted Alec Ace and my God, Derek Parks has blown a golden opportunity to win a championship here at American Bad ASS!

ED: Once again Sarah Richards affects the outcome of the match but this time her antics in the ring actually worked against Parks!

Promo: There’s poetic justice in the world after all.

ED: Indeed.

Promo: Eric, give me a second… [Listens in his headset] Folks, I have just been told The Beautiful People have been brutally attacked in their dressing room by newcomers Belo & Mooi. Exuwa has stolen the tag titles in the name of Lucifer’s Circle and has told BACW management he will not give them up until someone defeats his team of demonic slaves!

ED: Demonic slaves? Lucifer’s Circle? Forgive me Paul but unless this is all going to end in some bizarre orgy I’m not sure I want to mess with it.

Promo: Well pass me the weegie board because I for one think it stinks! You can’t just beat up the champions and proclaim yourselves the champions!

ED: In BACW possession is 9/10ths of the law.

Promo: You know what, I need a break… but folks when we return, it’s going to be the regional championship up for grabs between champion Randy Acorn and challenger, Austin Arenas. We’ll see you in a few.