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April 1, 2007
Welcome to Kissimmee, Florida!
EWrestling.Org Presents GRINDER IX!
NE Championship: Orge Lambart vs. Alec Ace vs. Sam Natas
["Let's Go To War" by The MurderDolls blows through the arena making your chest feel like someone is punching it and as the guitar kicks into three towers of flames, the fans back up from the eruption.]
Crowd: You're hardcore! You're hardcore! You're hardcore!
Promo: We are back from the break and as you can see, the crowd is getting set for our first of three championship matches.
E.D.: I can’t wait to see Ms. Suck!
[From the top of the entryway as the lights simultaneously begin to flash from dark to bright. The tower of flame finally dies down and you see Sam God Damn Natas and Ms. Suck standing at the top of the ramp. Sam's hair is a tangled mess and dripping water onto his shirtless chest, the evil one rubs sledge between his valet’s thighs.]
Sam Natas: [Laughs uncontrollably]
[Carrying his NAWA World Tag Team Championship over his right shoulder, the camera shows the lower half of his body is covered with a pair of black baggy pants. On her knees, Ms. Suck is wearing a two piece leather outfit that is electric blue.]
Crowd: Bad ASS Wrestlin! Bad ASS Wrestlin! Bad ASS Wrestlin!
[Zooming in, the shot stops just above Suck’s naval showing her well muscled midsection. Sam is holding the handle to the leash that is connected to her neck and stalking to the ring, Ms. Suck looks into the camera through the leather S&M mask.]
Natas: [Yanking the chain] Move it Suck!
Ms. Suck: [In a submissive position] Yes my God.
[Sam drops the leash allowing Ms. Suck to roam as she pleases.]
Promo: Oh my God, she's coming this way!
Eric Danger: [Pulls out a dollar] Hey Suck, over here!
Promo: Don't encourage her!
Ms. Suck: [Growling through her zipper mask] GRRRR…
[Sam gets into the ring by walking up the steel steps and through the middle rope, the lights stop flashing and Sam raises Sledge into the air.]
Stuffher: Ladies and Gentlemen! Vermin and Worms! This man hails from the Deep South and weighed in tonight at Two Hundred and Fifty Nine Pounds, He walks in blood and a life to bleed this is The Evil One Sam God Damn Natas!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
E.D.: [Unzipping Suck’s mask]
Suck: [Snapping] GRAH!
E.D.: AH!!! She bit me!
Promo: I told you not to mess with her! She’s not all there E.D.!
E.D.: All she needs is some E.D. loving. Come here little lady and let me…
Suck: [Snapping again] GRAH!
E.D.: Son of a bitch! She bit me again!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Stuffher: Next to enter the ring, from Tampa Bay, Florida… He is undefeated in BACW! “Superstar” Alec Ace!
[BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!]
Crowd: YEAH!
[With pyrotechnics shooting from the entrance way towards the ring, Ace enters wearing his typical all gold wrestling boots and gold trunks. Shedding his jacket, Ace immediate starts to jaw with Natas who’s foaming at the mouth.]
Promo: Alec Ace came into BACW a few months ago not knowing if his technical abilities would overcome the extreme nature of professional wrestling’s official stomp hall. But after a few matches in BACW, I can see the class oozing from this blue chip athlete so much so that tonight, I’m predicting Ace will walk out of Florida as the new Northeastern Champion.
E.D.: I agree Promo. The man reminds me a lot of Darrel Besolve. He’s booked, he studies his opponent, he formulates a plan, and he comes out victorious. Unfortunately, tonight he prepares for two men and this will be something Ace hasn’t been asked to do in BACW thus far.
Promo: Whether or not he can handle that we have yet to find out, and speaking of winning streaks, here comes the champion!
Stuffher: And now for the champion! He hails from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania and is the current, Northeastern Regional Champion! Ladies and gentlemen, accompanied to the ring by his spiritual adviser The Preacher, “Beast Master” Orge Lambart!
[Footage of Orge defending the NE regional championship begins to play, while “Hero” by Nickleback starts to bump over the P.A system.]
Crowd: [Gives a mixed reaction]
Promo: The fans are reluctant to boo or cheer, still unsure what to make of Orge Lambart’s three hundred and sixty degree change over the past few months.
[After a few moments of inactivity, the arena lights go dim and the footage of Orge Lambart cuts out, red lights shines upwards from the stage floor giving the wrestlers entrance an eerie red glow.]
[SMOKE]
[Hugh puffs of smoke fill the entranceway placing a hazy mist over the entire arena.]
E.D.: Nice entrance!
[After several moments the curtains leading backstage slide apart and out emerges Orge Lambart.]
Crowd: YEAH!
[His black hair is tied back into a small pony tail, and he has on a black bandana with the words “Give me Religion or Give me Death” plastered across the front in red lettering. Orge has on a tee shirt; on the front of the shirt is huge Red Cross. On the back of the shirt, the words “A true hero” are written in neon letters. He also has on a pair of black with red striped spandex pants with the words Hero going across his butt.]
Promo: Orge Lambart has complained this month about not having a significant feud with any one particular superstar here in BACW and I think people are simply having a hard time adjusting to the fact that he’s getting better in the ring.
E.D.: Stereotypes are a tough thing to shake. Sort of like me… I’m big in the pants and because I’m like a sexual jackhammer in the sack, women are scared to have a relationship with E.D.
Promo: I’m going to ignore your comments and move on with the show.
E.D.: Fine! E.D. don’t care!
[Following closely behind Orge is The Preacher, he has on a black cowboy hat, and his face is painted white with black lines surrounding his eyes and mouth. He has on a black suit with a red bow tie; his feet are covered with black leather boots. He has his notorious bible in his left hand.]
Promo: Someone really needs to ban this preacher from the ringside area; I mean how many times are we going to see him hit someone over the head with that concrete bible?
[As the pair begins making their way to the ring, they ignore the fans but once at ring side Orge taunts Alec Ace and Sam Natas by shouting obscenities at them.]
The Preacher: [The Preacher holds up the bible and shouts at the pair of challengers in the ring] Cleanse these sinners of their filth, and protect my son! Protect him in the name of the one true God!
Crowd: Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!
Promo: Orge slides under the bottom rope and immediately charges after Sam Natas missing with a wild clothesline! Natas ducks clamping on a waist lock and arching backwards, counters with a German suplex!
Promo: The referee is calling for the bell and here we GO!
E.D.: Natas gets up to his feet and here comes Ace from behind!
Promo: Ace misses the haymaker from the blind side, and Natas dumps Alec on his head with a German suplex too!
Crowd: YEAH!!
Promo: The crowd erupts and locking the champion into Unprettier position, Orge is driven face first into the canvas!
E.D.: Natas tries for the press.
Referee: 1… 2… 3…
Crowd: OH!
Referee: [Waving his hands] No! No! Only two continue the match!
Crowd: BOO!
Promo: Breaking up the count is Alec Ace with a double axe handle to the back, and forcing Sam into the corner, Ace body slams him place. Onto the apron goes Alec and what’s he going for here?
E.D.: I have no idea but Natas is staggering to his feet and look out!
Promo: Spring board clothesline by Ace towards the wobbly Natas!
Crowd: WOW!
Promo: Snap Shot counter by Orge Lambart and Ace is hurt bad!
[Turning his attention to Natas as the preacher and Ms. Suck scream words of encouragement from the outside and it’s the champion who executes a picture perfect back suplex!]
Promo: Sam and flips into a cover.]
Referee: 1… 2… THRE!!!
Natas: [Pressing upwards] ARHH!
Promo: Shoulders off the canvas in the nick of time and the champion is going to have to do more than that if he wants to claim victory off an NAWA’s Tag Team champion.
E.D.: Lambart knows Sam isn’t close to ready for this match to end, and are you kidding me, is Lambart trying to power bomb the big man?
[Struggling to get “The Evil One” into position, Sam uses his weight to snap down hard unloading with a powerful DDT. Getting back to his feet, Natas takes hold of the top rope, and begins to stomp a mud hole in Orge Lambart!]
E.D.: He’s taking his eyes off the charging Ace!
Crowd: NO!
Promo: Natas side steps the spear from Alec Ace and ramming his shoulder into the ring post, Alec Ace is now in a great deal of pain!
E.D.: Ace should of have just let Sam beat the hell out of Orge and rested a bit more before doing something so wreckless. Don’t let Sam’s extreme style fool you, this guy can wrestle!
[Tying Ace up between the top and middle ropes, Natas unleashes the gates of hell all over Alec in the form of wild lefts and rights!]
E.D.: Orge is closing in from behind!
Promo: From blind side Lambart applies the sleeper and this could be it!
E.D.: Sam falls to both knees but why is Lambart releasing the hold with Ace still tied up in the ropes, he’s got this one won?
Promo: The Preacher just pushed a ladder into the ring, and he’s instructing Orge to end the career of Sam Natas! On the apron Ms Suck is struggling with The Preacher for control over the ladder while Lambart continues to pound Sam Natas into oblivion!
E.D.: Ace is free!! Watch out Alec Ace is free!
Crowd: OH!
Promo: Alec with a baseball slide knocks the ladder into both The Preacher and Ms. Suck sending them both into the protective railing and this one’s getting out of control!
E.D.: Lambart charges Ace but Alec counters with a boot to the midsection. Snap down Superstar Crunch and that’s Ace’s finisher!
Promo: We have a new champion!
Referee: 1… 2… 3…
Sam Natas: [Landing a double axe handle on Ace] NO!
Crowd: YEAH! [Stomping]
Finish Match
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