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April 1, 2007
Welcome to Kissimmee, Florida!
EWrestling.Org Presents GRINDER IX!
BACW Championship - Scaffold: The Spectre (c) vs. Todd Knight
Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest will be for BACW’s Heavyweight championship and will be held under scaffold match rules. This means, in order to win this match, you must toss your opponent off the scaffolding from 30 feet above! As an added special extreme stipulation, we have placed 9 tables in the ring, stacked three high!
Crowd: Bad ASS Wrestlin! Bad ASS Wrestlin! Bad ASS Wrestlin!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Addicted to bleeding these block.
Addicted to serving that dope.
Addicted to the life I lead in weed I Smoke
Addicted to the drama
Addicted to the pain
Addicted to the violence
Addicted to the game
Promo: As Todd Knight’s “Addicted” plays throughout the arena, and we wait for him to make his way onto this very rickety painters scaffold, let me take the time to announce one of the bookings for our May TVMA show. As you know, Mr. Batee is really trying to push his tag team division and on May 1st, we are going to see The Beautiful People against the Hawaiian Hustlers [Chris Ross & Kimo Newton] with the winner to face the NAWA Tag Team Champions at the next pay per view.
E.D.: Let me interrupt you for a second Paul, because The Hawaiian Hustlers are hungry and I’m predicting The H2 is going all the way to the top of the tag division!
Promo: Bold prediction considering Kimo Newton isn’t even a real wrestler.
E.D.: We’ll see about that! I bet you didn’t know Kimo could tear out your eye with two fingers?
Promo: No I didn’t E.D.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Stuffher: And entering the arena first, he hails from Austin Texas, and is one half of NAWA’s Tag Team Champions! Todd “Knightmare” Knight!
Crowd: [BOO!]
Promo: About six months ago Todd Knight was nearly killed in one of these scaffold matches and many are saying if he takes the plunge tonight, he might not live to see the light of day tomorrow. Knight has always been one of those hardcore nuts from BACW’s past who is constantly pushing the envelope, but every dog has their day… and very well might be The Knightmare’s.
E.D.: WAH! WAH! WAH! Someone give me a tissue to cry into! Would you stop already with the drama? These two men hate each other and the only reason Spectre agreed to this type of match is because he wants to retire Knight once and for all! As for Todd, I’m sure that if given the chance, he’s going to try to take Spectre out of BACW altogether too. This booking is about a feud that needs to end but probably won’t until one of these men is killed.
Crowd: [BOO!]
[The lights go out and the crowd begins a frenzy of cheers as "Memphisto" by Depeche Mode kicks in, which only excites the fans even more. A dim purple glow fills the arena along with a looming ominous fog as The Spectre, along with Johnny the hyena, and Devon Lynch step from behind the curtain.]
Promo: As Spectre and his entourage head down the ramp, our seconds have finished putting the tables in place and all these men have to do, is climb the ladder in the ring, board the painters scaffolding, and fight it out 30 feet in the air until someone is tossed off.
E.D.: Painter’s scaffold? What kind of cheapskate is Batee? These men are going to fall 30 feet and he couldn’t even give them a high ramp?
Promo: I can’t comment on that.
E.D.: Should I have asked for cash before I came out here?
Promo: Let go to the ring!
Stuffher: From the deepest corners of your mind, this is... BACW’s Heavyweight Champion - THE SPECTRE!!
Promo: Spectre isn’t waiting and he charging Knight who is ready to take on the purple haired freak face to face and fist to fist! Knight throws a chair in Spectre’s direction and then a timekeeper’s bell!
E.D.: A chair! The timekeeper’s hammer! Items are flying through the air some hitting Spectre and even the fans at ringside are ducking! The kid has lost his mind!
[Knight is intense and as Spectre staggers forward, he trips over the discarded chair unable to stop the barrage of weapons being tossed his way.]
Todd Knight: [Snatching a beer from a fan] Give me that!
Fan: The fuck man!
Knight: Shut up, before I stab you in the eye, with my FORK!
[Knight tosses a beer into Spectre’s eyes and blinding the champion, Knight flips the timekeeper’s table over right into Spectre’s face. Spectre goes to one knee and it’s now Knight who continues the attack by wrapping a TV cable around the throat of the big man.]
Spectre: AAARH!!!!!!!!! [Choking] AARGH!!!!
E.D.: Knight is using anything and everything he can gets his hands on to hurt Spectre before heading to the scaffold and I don’t blame him! Spectre is a massive man and Knight is a cruiserweight.
Promo: He better watch out because that’s the strategy that lost him his last scaffold match against the champion.
E.D.: E.D. don’t care.
[Dragging Spectre to the ladder, Knight forces him to climb the rungs until Spectre is pushed onto the scaffold flooring. Rolling onto the metal grate, Todd Knight follows with a smile on his face.]
Promo: As the unsteady device begins to rise, Knight is greeted with a hard boot to the head and allowing Spectre to get onto the scaffold first, might have been a huge mistake! Three tables high, stacked in the center of the ring, someone’s going to fall, and someone might just get killed!
E.D.: No one said Knightmare was smart.
[Spectre backs up a few steps, and as Todd Knight gets to one knee, the champion tries the big boot again but Knight ducks somersaulting under move.]
Spectre: GAASP!
Crowd: OH!
Promo: Hard low blow by Knight stops Spectre dead in his tracks and cranking up a bolo punch from his knees, Spectre crashes to the metal grating in reverse Ric Flair like fashion.
E.D.: Is Knight getting up on the railing?
Promo: The scaffold is shaking back and forth and Knight is taking a big risk!
[Leaping into the air, Todd misses the elbow drop and Spectre is now the one getting to his feet. Yanking Knight upright by the hair, Spectre leans into a pair of tough love chops and taking a firm hold of Knight’s throat, the champion cracks open Todd’s head with a killer choke slam!]
Promo: Todd Knight is now bleeding from the back of his head and what the hell is Spectre doing at the other end of the scaffold.
E.D.: That crazy nut is motioning for Todd to get to his feet!
[Wobbling upright as Spectre hits top speed, the champion drives his shoulder into Knight knocking the wind from the challenger with a high risk spear! Knight slams against the railing and falling under the bottom rung, he hangs upside down only attached by his legs.]
Crowd: [Getting ready for the fall] YEAH!
Promo: Knight can’t hold on in penny drop position much longer!
E.D.: OH! He just jammed one of those forks into the head of Spectre and the champion reels from the pain!
Promo: Fighting back onto the structure, Spectre won’t be had by a fork and driving his boot into Knight’s face resumes control over the offense.
[Spectre is furious and placing Knight into power bomb position, Knight shakes his head no! The champion growls summoning the strength to finally put Todd away and as he pulls down on the power bomb, the challenger tucks his head pulling off a crazy ass flipping pile driver! Spectre shakes from the impact as does the scaffold, and as the structure sways back and forth, Knight releases a warriors cry to the crowd!]
Knight: ARRRGH!!!!!
Crowd: [BOO!]
Promo: Spectre is covered in his own blood and as the crimson continues to drip through the grate flooring, Knight appears to be removing his belt!
E.D.: It’s going to get ugly now Paul.
WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP!
Spectre: AHHH!
WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP!
Spectre: STOP!!!!!
WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP!
Spectre: [Choking] GAAAH!!!!
E.D.: Spectre just got whipped like a red headed stepchild and Knight is still choking the life out of him with his belt!
Promo: The gash on Spectre’s head from the flipping pile driver is nasty and folks, even if Spectre wins this match, I doubt he could get that cut ready to be a factor in the main event.
[Reaching back though the pain, Spectre manages to jam his thumbs into the challenger’s eyes and forcing Knight to break the hold, Spectre slumps over exhausted and injured.]
Promo: Folks Spectre looks like the worse for wear but here comes Knight once again pressing the violence level.
Crowd: OOO!
Knight: UGH!
E.D.: Did Spectre just stab Knight in the head with a spork?
[Jamming the spork over and over into Todd’s now bloody forehead, Spectre drapes him over the railing and begins to choke the life from him. Pulling Knight back off the railing by his hair, Spectre raises the spork but Todd counters with a fork stab of his own!]
Promo: Spectre forgot Knight still has his fork in his hands!
E.D.: That could be a big mistake because now it’s fork versus spork!
[Driving a boot to the stomach area of The Spectre, the challenger goes for another pile driver but it’s the champion who powers up sending Knight head over heels with a back body drop counter.]
Promo: Off the flooring and into a reverse position can it be… YES!!!
Crowd: OH!
Promo: SWEAT DREAMS finisher by The Spectre and this one’s over!
[Scooping Knight up and into gorilla press slam position, Spectre is going to dump Knight 30 feet over the side and onto the awaiting tables.]
E.D.: Toss him off.
[CRASH!]
[CRACK!!]
[THUD!]
[UGH!]
Promo: Oh My God!!!!
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
Promo: I don’t know what happened but as Spectre threw Knight off the scaffolding, something yanked Spectre off too. I’m trying to look at the reply and I don’t believe it. As Knight was being thrown from 30 feet above, you can see him handcuffing himself to Spectre. With Knight’s momentum already heading off the scaffold, you can see Spectre has no choice but to follow.
E.D.: Right now no one is moving, the medical teams are frantically scrambling around the ringside area, and we still don’t have an official decision!
Promo: Wait a minute, hold the phone E.D., Michael Stuffher who can’t even get into the ring because of all the broken tables is set to tell us exactly what happened.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, because both men fell off the scaffold, this match has been declared a draw! Because there was no winner involved, Mr. Batee has declared BACW’s Heavyweight title VACANT!
E.D.: WHAT!!!
Promo: I agree E.D.! Since when does a champion lose his belt as a result of a draw? Look I’m no Spectre fan but this is nuts!
E.D.: Why didn't he just strip him of the title if he was going to screw him like that?
Promo: Folks, Spectre is hurt, he busted open bad, and at this point has plunged 30 feet through nine tables stacked three high. Which means for the first time since 1999, we will start our Grinder without a BACW champion!
E.D.: I’m not sure what’s going to happen tonight in that cage, but whatever happens, I’m sure there is going to be an outcry from the public if Spectre doesn’t get an opportunity to at least make a Grinder appearance.
Promo: We need to take a break so we can clear the ring and set up the fire machines, because when we return it’s going to be the FTF Championship of Lee Riel’s going up for grabs against one of the most decorated men of all time, Obsidian. We will see you in a few.
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