[Show Opening]
Time: 10:00 PM [VIDEO INTRODUCTION] E- [Music riff] Wrrrestling! [Echo] [Music riff] Dot [Echo] [Music riff] Org! [Music riff] [Cue in video clip and ignite pyrotechnics.] BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Paul Prominski: Hello everyone and welcome to BACW's pay per view Last Rites! I'm Paul Prominiski AKA The Promo Machine, and tonight we are coming to you live from the U.S. Airway Center located in right here in the heart of Phoenix, Arizona! We are stacked one on top of the other all the way up to the cheap seats and it’s my pleasure to be calling all the action for the people at home tonight! Our card is grand and we will kick off the show with Particle Man and Sam Natas going at it with some very special stipulations. But before we get into telling you what they are, listen to this capacity crowd support one of the most popular promotions of all time. Crowd: [In the background] Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Promo: Also on this show, BACW Northeastern Regional champion Orge Lambart will do battle with Randy Acorn while The Hawaiian Hustlers try to win BACW's tag team championships from The Beautiful People. And in our main event of the evening, it all comes to a head when BACW Champion The Spectre once again will get his hands on the man who he almost retired a few months ago, "The Crippler" Matt McClain. Crowd: Bad ASS Wrestlin! Bad ASS Wrestlin! Bad ASS Wrestlin! Promo: But before we analyze this amazing card, its time for me to introduce to you former BACW Hall of Famer and the person who will present BACW's championship belt before the start of our main event tonight, "The Boy Wonder" Darrel Besolve! Darrel, it's a pleasure to once again have you at ringside with me for what appears to be a historic night. Crowd: DAAA-rel! DAAA-rel! DAAA-rel! Besolve: Its certainly going to be historical Paul because we will not only take you back to Ric Righteous's 2006 hall of fame induction speech, but I will also be getting into the ring.... Promo: You signed the contract?! You're coming back to BACW?! I don't believe folks Darrel Besol.... Besolve: [Interrupting] Can I finish... Promo: Sorry Mr. Besolve, please do. Besolve: [Annoyed] I will also be getting back into the ring to tell Mr. Brad Batee that I will NOT be signing the contract he offered to me last week. Promo: What do you mean? Why? Besolve: What I mean Paul is that I no longer have to do these crazy spot-fest shows with you, or pretend to like extreme wrestling. Once I hand the referee the BACW title, and shake the hands of the wrestler’s wishing them good luck in this looney bin, I'm out of here for good! Promo: You're kidding right? Besolve: Promo, although I appreciate what Mr. Batee has done for my career over the last 10 years, I have a family to care for, and life to live. BACW might go on forever, but Darrel Besolve will not. Promo: I'm not sure how to react. [Shrugs] I was sort of getting used to having you out here with me each month calling the show. Besolve: Get a dog Paul! Promo: I don't think that's the answer, Spectre has Johnny and they would only fight if.... Besolve: Move on Paul, there’s nothing more to see. Promo: Well this is certainly not how I envisioned Last Rites kicking off but in light of Darrel Besolve’s shocking announcement, I guess it's best to immediately go into the back where BACW Heavyweight champion The Spectre, is waiting for our resident superhero Particle Man. What he wants with him, we’re about to find out. [Darrel begins fidgeting with his Movado.] Promo: Are you setting your watch? Darrel: Damn skippy! |