[A Hidden Past]
[BACW Regional Championship: Orge Lambart vs. Randy Acorn]

Time: 10:00 PM
Date: July 1, 2007
Place: US Airway Center, Phoenix, AZ



[While the burn unit attends to Particle Man and Sam Natas, the cameras go backstage where BACW's roving reporter Candice Hoffman is set to do an interview with the mystery girl who apparently has been seen in the presence of Orge Lambart and his advisor, The Preacher. Stunning and with a touch of class, she’s dressed in a light gray business suit with her blonde hair done up in a bun. Candice raises her microphone and begins to speak.]

Candice Hoffman: Hello fanboy and fangirls, I’m your sexy on the scene X-Zone report Candice Hoffman, and I'm backstage with a very interesting new member of the BACW. All the men are dying to know, what is your name?

[Candice places the microphone in front of the girl.]

Girl: The name is Nikki Lee, or Nicole, whatever you choose.

[Candice nods.]

Candice Hoffman: And what is your purpose for being here?

Nikki: Why do you ask?

Candice Hoffman: Well it would seem that you're hanging around one side of the spectrum but you might have something to do with the other.

[Nikki nods.]

Nikki: It's true, I have a past with Randy Acorn but my being here is a matter of coincidence. It’s purely a business agreement between The Preacher and me. Most people don’t know it, but he brought me out of hell and showed me the light of life. Through him I also have had the pleasure of getting to know Orge, and we have helped each other through difficult times. I truly consider him a good friend who I can trust.

Candice Hoffman: Difficult times? You mean like the stuff going on around him and his family?

[Nikki nods.]

Nikki: Yes, definitely. He has so much in his life to worry about and then he also has to watch his back because he's going up against Randy Acorn, who I can stand up and say, is one of the dirtiest, most unapologetic men I have ever met! The things he did to me in the past...

[Nikki shakes her head, looking disgusted.]

Nikki: ...it's just really hard to talk about right now. Even after all these years, it's really hard for me to even touch on the subject.

[Candice continues.]

Candice Hoffman: I understand… So what you’re telling the fans are that you guys did have a past relationship?

[Nikki shakes her head.]

Nikki: No Candice, I'm not going down that road. Like I said, I can even bring myself to talk about the horrible things that man did to me. If I did, he would probably be arrested and prosecuted. It really makes me ill to even think of him. And besides that, this is Orge's night, not mine. He's already promised me that not only is he going to defend his title tonight, he is going to take Randy's head off with it. I'm not a girl that's big on violence, but it's been a long time coming for Randy.

[Candice nods.]

Candice Hoffman: Are you scared to be at ringside for this match?

Nikki: Anyone that knows Randy as well as me knows that he's a coward who just likes to run his mouth without backing it up. I have no doubt that he has some terrible idea in mind that he is going to try and use to beat Orge, but Orge's a real man, and things like that aren't going to stop him. But if you'll excuse me Candice, I really need to go be with Orge. The Preacher's not around right now, and he just needs someone by his side for now, it's been a rough couple of weeks.

Candice Hoffman: Of course Nikki, thanks for joining us. I’m your sexy on the scene X-Zone reporter Candice Hoffman saying, if it’s a rumor, then it doesn’t belong on my show, back to you Promo!

Promo: Thank you very much Candice Hoffman, our roving X-Zone reporter. Folks, it’s time for our first of three title matches so let’s go to the ring for our introductions.

[Ding! Ding! Ding!]

["Bad Company" by Bad Company comes on over the speakers as this signifies the arrival of BACW's resident "Badboy" Randy Acorn. Acorn steps out into the lights, this time around dressed simply in his wrestling gear.]

[Ding! Ding! Ding!]

Michael Stuffher: Now entering the ring, from Newark, New Jersey, standing at six foot two inches tall and weighing in at Two Hundred and Thirty Five Pounds…. Here is "Bad-boy"…. Randy…. Acorn!

[BOO!]

Crowd: You suck! You suck! You suck!

[The pearl white trunks with "Badboy" written in gold script on the back and his pearl white boots with "Badboy" written in the same gold script down the side of each, illuminate in the lights as the crowd lets him know about their disapproval of him]

Randy Acorn: [Motioning to back hand the entire crowd] SHUT UP!

Kid from the crowd: You stink Acorn!

[Acorn strides to the ring with an absolute look of business etched across his face. Ignoring the rest of the fans, and their hateful signs on his way to the ring, Randy continues to look straight ahead paying the little people no mind. Reaching the apron, he rolls under the bottom rope, and goes to his corner to begin his warm ups. He kneels down in the corner; Randy waits for the arrival of the champion.]

Promo: Acorn must have a million different things going through his head with that girl coming into BACW, and making friends with Lambert no less!

Besolve: What about the allegations of past abuse?

Promo: A likely story about someone of his ilk!

Besolve: I think he's a dead man walking.

Promo: Too much going on around him?

Besolve: Way too much!

[Ding! Ding! Ding!]

Stuffher: And his opponent! He comes to us from Philadelphia Pennsylvania and is the current, and reigning, Northeastern Regional champion; ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Orge Lambart!

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Promo: Sprinting down the isle and shedding his championship belt on the ramp, Lambart leaves Nikki Lee in his wake and diving into the ring, Acorn catches him with a two step knee to the head!

Besolve: Orge Lambart should have known better than to try and bum rush the challenger because even I know, Randy Acorn is one hell of a wrestler!

[Pulling Orge up by his mask, Acorn tosses the champion through the ropes and…]

[CLANG!]

Nikki Lee: UGH!

[CRASH!]

Crowd: OH!

Referee: ONE!

Promo: Orge Lambart collides with Nikki Lee who tried to catch him and falling into the guardrail with a thud, Nikki just broke the fall of the champion.

Referee: TWO! THREE!

[Staggering to his feet, Orge sees Nikki knocked out cold and bending over to help her, he’s clipped from behind at the knees. Acorn snaps a steel chair closed and raises it above his head, slamming it down onto the injured leg of the champion.]

Referee: FOUR! FIVE!

Promo: I thought Acorn was supposed to hate hardcore?

Referee: SIX!

Besolve: Do onto others Paul before they do onto you.

Promo: So it’s okay to cheat as long as you don’t get caught?

Referee: SEVEN!

Besolve: Something like that.

[Still on the outside as the referee’s count hits EIGHT, and rolling under the ropes, Randy stops the referee from reaching TEN! Sliding back out of the ring, Acorn reclaims the chair and placing Orge’s leg inside the folds, raises his boot and…]

[CRACK!]

Orge Lambart: [Wide eyed] AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: BOO!

Promo: WOW did you hear that crack?

Besolve: Well it was either the chair breaking or Lambart’s knee cap and if it’s the latter, just call the fat lady because it’s time for her to sing.

[Rolling the injured champion under the bottom ropes, Randy follows from behind and immediately goes for the press.]

Promo: Shoulders to the canvas for the…

Referee: 1… 2…

Crowd: THREE!!!

Referee: [Waving his arms] NO! Kick out! Only two!

Crowd: [Cheers] Orge! Orge! Orge!

Promo: Since the opening bell, Randy Acorn has worked the leg area of the champion in an attempt to slow him down and thus far Orge has been unable to counter this brutal offensive assault.

Besolve: I told you when I first saw Randy Acorn that he was a wrestling marvel, and if you’re booked against him, expect to have your ego put in line.

Promo: How do you think you would fair against Acorn.

Besolve: I would own this kid.

[Somersault into a knee drop adds insult to injury and winding up the leg, Randy leans back locking in a figure four.]

Orge: ARGGH!!!!

[Dead in the center of the ring, the referee asks a screaming champion if he wants to submit.]

Referee: If the pain is too much, I’ll end the match Orge, do you want to give up?

Orge: NOOOOO!!!!

Randy: [Yanking back harder on the toe] Come on Lambart, tap!

Orge: AAAARGH!

Referee: Do you want to submit?

Promo: Lambart refuses to answer the referee and it can’t be long now before this one’s over!

Crowd: Let’s go Orge! Let’s go Orge! Let’s go Orge!

Besolve: The crowd is trying to breathe life back into Lambart and I think its working!

[Shaking and turning his body left to right, the champion manages to get to his stomach reversing the figure 4 and releasing the hold, Acorn immediately grabs his own knee from the tenderness now present in his leg. Limping to his feet with the aid of the ropes, Orge drives his boot into the side of Randy’s head and crumpling over the bottom nylon, Orge drops to one knee and applies a reverse chin lock.]

Promo: The champion pulls backwards trying to snap the neck of the challenger and OH! Forearm by Lambart to the base of the spine and Randy might be out. 1… 2…

Referee: THREE!!!

Crowd: YEAH [POP!]

Besolve: No foot on the ropes!

Referee: [Waving off the count] Foot on the ropes, only two, continue the match, only two!

Crowd: [BOO!]

Promo: Orge Lambart has gotten his second wind and the challenger better be careful because there goes the champion up to the top turnbuckle.

Besolve: Lambart is taking a big risk here!

[Leaping into the air, Acorn rolls to the side and Orge misses the leg drop from the top! Randy does a kip up and staggering to his feet, takes Orge by the leg and immediately goes into a spinning leg lock.]

Promo: Round and round he goes, and if he doesn’t stop, Lambart’s knee is going to go!

Besolve: Randy’s looking to go back to the figure four and if sinks it in, like Andrew Dice Clay used to say, “Fu-get-a-bout-it!”

Promo: Inside cradle counter by the champion and…

[THUD!]

Crowd: OOO! Bad ASS wrestling! Bad ASS wrestling! Bad ASS wrestling!

Besolve: WOW! Through the ropes and off the steel post goes Randy Acorn and my God, he landed face first onto the steel stairs! Fans Randy Acorn is gushing blood like a stuck pig and pardon the cliché, but the champion smells blood in the water!

[Rolling to his side with blood streaming down his chest, Randy struggles to get to his feet and turning back towards the ring; Orge misses the suicide dive over the top rope! Dragging the champion off his back and sliding him back into the ring, a desperate Acorn hooks the leg for the 1… 2…]

Crowd: THREE!!!

Referee: TWO!!

Promo: Whoa was the close!

Besolve: Randy Acorn needs to end this right now because the longer he ventures into foreign territory; the more chances he’s going to give the champion to change the tide.

[Leaning Lambart against the turnbuckle, Acorn fires forward with a killer knife edge chop! The champion connects with a jab but the challenger returns fire in form of another chop.]

Promo: Out of the corner with an Irish whip but Orge reverses the hold, counter of the reversal by Lambart, and the challenger arches backwards but Lambart re-counters with an elbow to the ear! Acorn shakes it off and hits the German suplex anyway!

Crowd: [YEAH!]

Besolve: The crowd goes wild!

Promo: What an exchange of moves!

Besolve: Randy twists his finger in the air and could it be? Is he going for the Newark Knife?

Promo: Sinking in the sharpshooter and pulling up on the knee, Orge desperately tries to reach the ropes!

Besolve: He’s tapping!

[Reaching Orge misses the ropes]

Promo: He’s reaching for the ropes!

[Reaching Orge misses the ropes]

Besolve: The hell he is, he’s tapping! Stop the match!

[Reaching Orge misses the ropes]

Promo: Randy sees Lambart’s hand hit the canvas and releasing the hold, Randy Acorn thinks he’s the brand new BACW Northeastern Regional champion! Celebrating in the ring, and calling for the belt, Acorn has no idea he hasn’t won!

[Flipping over the top rope and getting in the face of the still dazed Nikki Lee’s who has been at ringside recovering, Randy looks to steal a kiss from the vixen.]

Randy Acorn: Come on you slut, give the new champ some sugar.

Nikki Lee: Screw YOU Randy!

[SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS]

Crowd: OH!

Promo: Hairspray to the eyes! Hairspray to the eyes! Holy Beefcake hairspray to the eyes!

Randy Acorn: AHHHHHHHH! My eyes! I can’t see! AAAHHHHH!

Promo: Dropping the belt and spinning in circles here comes Orge flying over the ropes and drilling Acorn into the small mats, WOW what a suicide dive.]

Orge Lambart: [Yelling into the crowd] GET UP ACORN!

Crowd: WOOOOOOOO!

Promo: Lambart is going under the ring for something!

Crowd: YEAH!!! [POP]

Besolve: It’s a strand of barbwire! Into the ring goes the barb, into the ring goes Acorn, and following the trail of extreme, into the ring goes Orge Lambart.

Crowd: Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling!

[Taking Randy Acorn’s blood caked head by the hair and wrapping the barbwire around his head, the crowd is going completely nuts as chants of Bad ASS Wrestling continue to rain down from the arena ceiling.]

Crowd: Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling!

Promo: Acorn cries out from the intense brutality of the barbwire, and finally in pile driver position, Orge leaps into the air and compresses Randy’s neck at the top of his spine.

Crowd: OH! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!

Besolve: Crown of thorns pile driver hits mark and this one has to be over!

Referee: 1… 2…

Crowd: YEAH!

Referee: THREE!!!

[Ding! Ding! Ding!]

Crowd: That was awesome! [clap clap clap-clap-clap] That was awesome! [clap clap clap-clap-clap] That was awesome! [clap clap clap-clap-clap]

Michael Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the contest by pin fall, and still BACW Northeastern regional champion! Orge Lambart!

Crowd: That was awesome! [clap clap clap-clap-clap] That was awesome! [clap clap clap-clap-clap] That was awesome! [clap clap clap-clap-clap]

Promo: Well it finally came to an end and wow what an ending it was! Randy Acorn had the match won but released the Newark Knife too soon. From there this long time feud with this woman turned sour as she hair sprayed him right in the eyes. After Acorn couldn’t see, it was all Orge Lambart who used the brutal crown of thorns maneuver to finish the job.

Promo: As Orge continues to celebrate up the isle and Randy Acorn is helped to his feet, listen to the fans give it up for the Newark Bad boy.

Crowd: Thank you Randy! [clap clap clap-clap-clap] Thank you Randy! [clap clap clap-clap-clap] Thank you Randy! [clap clap clap-clap-clap]

[Barely able to lift his hand, Acorn looks into the supportive crowd before going through the ropes, and from the bottom of his heart, gives the entire arena the middle finger.]

Crowd: [BOO!]

Promo: Some people are simply bad to the bone.

Besolve: Randy Acorn was robbed, bloodied, and you expect this “thank you Randy” chant to make up for the fact that he didn’t win the belt? Please Paul! Randy Acorn dominated this match and if Lambart was smart, he wouldn’t give this man a rematch EVER!

Promo: I’m not sure I agree with those comments Darrel. Bu agree or not, as Randy Acorn finally exits the arena with the help of the medics, ahead of us we still have BACW’s tag team champions The Beautiful People defending their belts against...

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