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[We open the show with the Besolve Ufric match already in progress.]
[Hopping down, Darrel stretches in the corner, as he awaits the opening
bell...]
Promo: I can’t believe this is actually happening; these guys took one of the worst tumbles I have ever seen.
ED: What?
Promo: Seriously, Eric, Darrel probably has broken ribs and Ulfric is a
mess.
ED: Why does that matter?
Promo: I’m saying, these guys are almost too wounded to wrestle.
ED: (Snickering) You’re so gay. This is for the BACW heavyweight title, if they ain’t dead—they’re wrassling.
(And the bell chimes and this one is underway. Besolve lumbers out slowly, sizing his opponent up, and trying to protect his ribs. Ulfric wastes no time, rushing in with a roundhouse kick to the ribs. He follows it up with a stiff left jab that rocks the big fella.)
ED: Ulfric is not backing down an inch despite the size advantage.
Promo: That shouldn’t be a shock; he didn’t get to be a legend by being
soft.
(Ulfric sinks in a knee lift to the midsection that has Darrel back peddling. Rick rushes in with a shoulder tackle that drives the big man all the way into the corner. Ulfric wastes no time jumping to the second turnbuckle and starting to punch away at Darrel as he climbs him like a tree.)
1…2…3
Promo: The Silent Warrior is a house of fire tonight! He doesn’t seem to be feeling any pain after that horrific drop.
4…5…6
ED: It doesn’t hurt that Besolve is still feeling the after effects of the fall that he got the worst of.
7…8…9
(Rick grabs Darrel by the back of his head before throwing himself backward, digging his feet into Besolve’s ribs, and chucking him with a reverse monkey flip.)
ED: KA-BOOM!
(Refusing to give Darrel a moment to breath, Ulfric stands up quickly and leaps into the air…)
Promo: Nobody home for that move.
(Besolve rolls out of the way of a guillotine legdrop. Now in close quarters, Darrel gets the opportunity to get his hands on Ulfric. Grabbing him by the hair as the two men stand up, Besolve executes a text book standing clothesline; jerking Rick’s head toward his arm for added impact.)
ED: Ullfy must have one hell of a neck to still have his head after that shot.
(Ulfric springs back up only to be met with a front face lock. Lifting Rick into the air at about waist level, he drops backward for a 90- degree DDT.)
Promo: Ullfy ate mat that time.
(Besolve hoists Rick up and spins him around for a waist lock.)
ED: Everybody in the building knows what’s coming…
(…GERMAN SUPLEX! Besolve rolls through and lifts Rick back up. Still
standing behind him, he pushes Rick chest first into the turnbuckle. As
Darrel backs up, reeling, Besolve wraps him up in a Million Dollar Dream!)
Promo: This is bad news for Ulfric fans.
(Rick struggles against the choke and charges forward, pulling his bigger captor with him. He climbs the turnbuckles with his feet, pushing off at the top. Rick flips backward, remaining in Darrel’s clutches. They land on the back of Besolve’s head, with Rick using their entanglement as a pinning predicament.)
ED: DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?!?
1…
Promo: Darrel Besolve is tied up in his own submission hold!
2…
ED: He barely gets his shoulder up.
(Ulfric doesn’t argue about the count, instead opting to slide out of the ring. Once outside, at the corner, he leans in and snags Darrel’s right foot. Dragging the bigger man to the post, his intentions become clear…)
ED: Poor Besolve.
(Rick pulls and Besolve gets a super nut cracker special…)
Promo: REVERSAL!!!
(Darrel jerks his feet forward and Rick’s face smashes into the post.)
ED: Veteran move by Besolve.Promo: He grabbed turnbuckle and pulled him into the post; that’s veteran?ED: Excuuuuuuse me, for having an opinion.
(Besolve rolls outside of the ring, following Rick. Bell rises slowly after the Posting. Besolve hooks him low with his big bear claws. Much to the delight of the crowd, pumped on adrenaline, he hulks Ulfric above his head.)
ED: Now, that is power!
Promo: You can question his morals as of late, but you can’t deny Besolve’s strength.
(After holding him in the air for a few extra seconds, Besolve takes a
lunging step forward. In a vicious and savage act; He throws Rick spine
first into the ring post!!!)
ED: He bent like the letter V!
Promo: This is bad. Someone needs to deal with Besolve, he is going to kill an opponent!
(Darrel picks up the fallen Silent warrior and tosses him back into the ring under the bottom rope. Darrel slides in and starts to show the damage he sustained on the fall by getting up slowly.)
Promo: That press slam took a lot out of the Beloved Mr. Besolve.
ED: I’m willing to bet it took more outta Ricky though.
(Besolve reaches down and grabs Rick by the hair. He lifts him up locks in a Maui Tai clinch. Jumping up with bashing knee lifts, Besolve is trying to crack Ulfric’s ribs. Then, he lets go of the hold and grabs his own midsection)
Promo: Looks like Darrel hurt himself with that move.
(Hurt badly, but still able to respond quicker, Ulfric drops an elbow smash to Darrel’s ribs. Besolve reels and finds himself backed into a corner. Ulfric, having clearly gained an advantage with Darrel cornered; starts to shoot in kicks and punches to the midsection.)
Promo: Ulfric is putting it all on the line. He is pouring all his energy into this attack.
ED: Ulfric is really working Besolve over in the corner!
(Ulfric is throwing his knee into Darrel Besolve’s midsection. The smaller man is throwing everything he has into the shots. One after another, like a machine gun’s fire, Rick is wasting away at Darrel.)
Promo: These two guys just don’t like one another and it has shown in this match. Rick looks like he is trying to kill Darrel. For the first time in this match, Darrel look hurt.
(Rick finally stops bombing Darrel with his knee, trying for an Irish whip. Ulfric gets halfway into the move…)
ED: Reversal! Darrel Besolve just launched Ulfric at the far side corner.
(Ulfric lands with incredible impact against the turnbuckle, followed by a rampaging Darrel Besolve. Darrel is in a bloody rage, swinging his massive paws at Ulfric from every angle. Lefts and rights, crosses and jabs; Darrel is displaying his boxing skills and looking marvelous while doing so.)
ED: He’s pissed off now!
Promo: Besolve has a large weight and power advantage; he is using every bit of it with this flurry. (Excited) Ulfric’s cut! Rick is bloodied!
(Sure enough, Rick took a clean right hand that opened him up above the right eye. Darrel stops punching, just long enough to whip Ulfric to the opposite corner. Rick stumbles backward from the impact, only to be met with a savage Besolve clothesline.)
ED: He nearly broke his neck with that shot!
(Darrel follows him to the mat. He begins screaming in Ulfric.)
Darrel: Who do you think you’re fucking with? You want to get nasty with me, boy? (Furious) Don’t you know who I am?
(Darrel is like a man possessed. He wraps his large, gorilla-like palm
around the back of Rick’s head and neck, ramming him face first into the canvas. Darrel doesn’t stop after the first, skull shattering shot, either, he pulls Ulfric’s head back for another. A third. The crowd begins chanting along.)
Crowd: FOUR!
Promo: This is getting brutal. Ulfric’s blood is leaving a puddle on the mat, where Darrel is repeatedly slamming his face.
(Ulfric tries to stand, not necessarily to try to mount an offensive, but to try to escape the vicious collisions with the ring. Darrel seems unaffected by his struggles, targeting the first turnbuckle as his new target.)
Crowd: FIVE!
ED: Rick is getting killed in there. Besolve is like a wild animal.
Crowd: SIX!
Promo: Ulfric is struggling for everything that he is worth to get to his feet, but it doesn’t seem to be helping much.
(Rick’s struggle is, indeed, not helping much. He has gained some more
footing on Darrel, but that only changed Darrel’s target again: this time aiming at the second turnbuckle.)
Crowd: Seven!
Promo: To be honest, I can’t tell if Rick is rising by his own power, or if Darrel is aiding him. Rick is, obviously, trying with is own strength to rise, but Darrel doesn’t seem to be trying to keep him down.
Crowd: EIGHT!
ED: I think you are right. Darrel is using Ulfric’s disoriented state
against him. Rick is automatically trying to rise, to escape the punishment, which Darrel is taking advantage of.
Crowd: NINE!
(They have hit the nail on the head; Darrel has ALLOWED Ulfric to rise to his feet. Once standing, Darrel pauses. Ulfric, almost out on his feet, seems too weary to make any move, offensive or defensive. Darrel measures Rick, completely measures him, before launching a thunderous clothesline.)
Crowd: TEN!
ED: I don’t believe this! Darrel Besolve is demolishing Ulfric.
(Darrel goes for the cover…)
ONE!
Promo: This one could be done, Ulfric took a thunderous barrage of shots…
TWO!!!
ED: KICOUT!!!!
Crowd Pop
Promo: The fans, though rooting for Besolve, are impressed with Rick’s
effort. I can’t believe he was able to sneak his shoulder up.
(Darrel glares at the referee as he stands back up, pulling Ulfric to his feet alongside him. Ulfric, trying anything to get an advantage in the match, throws his body weight behind a shoulder block to the midsection. Darrel reels backward and Ulfric follows it up with a punch to the lower ribcage.)
Promo: Ulfric is showing the resiliency that has helped make him a living legend, much to the delight of the crowd.
ED: He’s winning over a ton of fans by still being in this thing.
(Lunging up, Ulfric grabs Darrel’s face and drops to his knees for a chin buster. Darrel doesn’t fall, but stumbles backward, grabbing his chin. Rick snaps up to his feet, grabs the back of Darrel’s head, and he hits Darrel with an X-Factor!!!)
ED: GOODNIGHT IRENE!
Promo: Besolve just ate canvas.
(Still on the ground, Rick hammers Besolve with an overhand forearm to the back. Besolve tries to get back to his feet, but is met with a
brain-rattling elbow to the back of his head.)
ED: These two guys really hate each other and it is showing right now.
(Besolve crawls away and tries to get back to his feet. Ulfric, slowly, gets back to his feet as well. Once they get face to face, Ulfric whips Darrel into the corner, hitting his spine against the buckles. Charging in, Rick jumps up for a knee bash…)
ED: Besolve slipped out of the way!
Promo: Rick’s knee hit the top turnbuckle.
(Reeling in pain, Ulfric hits the mat immediately. Composing himself as best he can, Besolve lands a sloppy side kick somewhere at the damaged leg. Rick writhes in agony, almost indifferent of the kick.)
Promo: The Future is getting a break as Ulfric seems pretty hurt. He really made a mistake with that knee attempt.
ED: You can’t make too many mistakes against Besolve or you are going to be mincemeat.
(Having fully cleared the cobwebs, Darrel grabs the wounded Warrior and
drags his leg outside of the wing. Splitting hit legs is the big steel pole. Besolve wraps Ulfric’s knee around the unforgiving post.)
Promo: When Darrel smells blood, you have had it.
(Besolve goes for a chair and snaps out like a striking rattle snake. The loud crash of metal to metal rings out to the crowd.)
ED: Ulfric’s leg was just caught between the chair and the post.
(Dropping the chair, Besolve again grabs the leg, pulling back whatever
progress Rick had made at escape. Dragging his leg to the right, Besolve acrobatically throws his own leg up into the air…)
Promo: He has a figure four leg lock around the ring post!!!!!
(Besolve wrenches back on the hold for all he is worth. Massive muscles on the Boy Wonder flex as he pulls on the modified submission move.)
ED: Besolve can systematically destroy an opponent. He is a master.
(The referee slides out of the ring and tries to get Darrel to break the hold. He starts counting, promising Darrel he will DQ him at 5…)
1…
Promo: No, it can’t end like this…
2…
ED: He’s lost his mind!
3…
Promo: LET GO, MAN!
4…
ED: I think he might be doing permanent damage to Ulfric’s knee!!!
5…NO!
(Besolve lets go right as Mario Lane is about to call for the bell. Besolve stands up, glaring forcefully at Lane. Sliding into the ring, Darrel now has a clear advantage. Ulfric tries to get to his feet, but like a wounded animal, he cannot stand on that damaged knee. Ulfric staggers forward and gets caught in Besolve’s front chancery…)
ED: Oh no, not even I want to see this…
(Ulfric is hoisted into the air in a vertical suplex position)
CROWD POP
(Besolve leaps into the air to turn it into a skyrise DDT…)
PROMO: LIGHT OF JUDGMENT! LIGHT OF JUDGMENT!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!
(A maniacal look rushes over Darrel and he does NOT go for the cover???)
ED: What the hell is he thinking? Ulfric looks dead!
Promo: No, Darrel, don’t…
(Besolve mounts Ulfric and starts to rain down punches on his completely defenseless foe. Ulfric isn’t even covering up as Darrel drops bomb after bomb into his face. Ulfric’s mug is being torn apart by the punches and elbows.)
ED: He’s going after Ulfric’s only functioning eye!!!
Promo: This is sick! This is NOT wrestling. Somebody needs to stop this!!!
CROWD ERUPTS IN SHOCK!?!??!
(A figure lunges out from the crowd carrying a steel chair…)
Promo: (High pitched and squeaky) It’s MATT MCCLAIN!!! THE HURRICANE IS
HERE!!!!!!!!
ED: I thought he quit.
BBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
(Matt CRACKS Darrel in the back of his head with the chair. Besolve’s eyes roll back in his head and he falls forward.)
Promo: Matt promised his old friend that he would not let him get hurt. He was in serious danger in this one before Matt came out here.
(McClain straddled Besolve and then takes the chair in both hands; he starts to throw the chair into Besolve like a piston, hitting him again and again.)
ED: HE’S GOIN TO TOWN ON BESOLVE!
(About ten downward shots in, Matt is actually starting to wear himself out while crushing The Future.)
Matt: Fucking arrogant Bitch!
(McClain reels back and pulls the chair over his head. He throws his entire body behind the shots that land squarely on Darrel’s face.)
Promo: GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
(With his chest heaving and completely exhausted from mauling Besolve, Matt turns his attention to his fallen friend. Helping Rick to his feet, Matt walks with him arm in arm, out of the ring, and down the aisle way.)
[Ding!] [Ding!] [Ding!]
Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, because Ric Ulfric will not be able to continue, the winner by knock out, Darrel Besolve!
Promo: What a show of friendship. What an amazing effort by Matt McClain to save a friend who was in clear and present danger.
ED: What a fag move. He might have just killed the tournament in one swoop! Darrel Besolve is down and out.
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