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[Ding!] [Ding!] [Ding!]
Stuffher: BACW fans, our next bout is scheduled for one fall and will hold no time limit. Already in the ring accompanied by his valet Sarah Richards, this is DCP, Derek Cheap-Shot Parks!
Crowd: [YEAH!]
[Bending over to exit the ring, Sarah shakes her money maker in front of the announce team.]
E.D: Eric, her ass is like an onion.
Promo; What?
E.D: Makes me cry every time I get near it.
[Ding!] [Ding!] [Ding!]
Stuffher: And his opponent, from Edmore, Michigan… Darrel Besolve!
PA: I am Iron Man
[With his music playing in the background, a very fragile Besolve gimps to the ring with his ribs heavily wrapped.]
Promo: At this point Darrel’s head is bandaged, his ribs are taped, and he may even have a concussion.
E.D: If that’s the case then Darrel needs to rely on power and strikes to take advantage of Park’s weaknesses in those departments.
Promo: Let’s not forget Parks is a brawler and will be ineffective against the precision shots Darrel is capable of throwing.
E.D: But Paul, can Darrel dominate the majority of the match in this condition?
Promo: Maybe a better question is will we see some interference from Sarah Richards? Hold on because Parks isn’t waiting for the referee’s signal, he’s attacked Besolve before the bell and here we GO!
Referee: [Motioning with his hands] Ring the bell! Ring the bell!
[Ding!] [Ding!] [Ding!]
[Inside the ring Parks has gone to the lower extremities of Besolve by driving his knee into the ribs then thigh area with a series of dead leg thrusts. Step over leg bar by Parks creates an incredible amount of pressure against the knee cap of Besolve and reaching for the ropes, Darrel forces Parks to break the hold.]
E.D: Looks like Park’s having some success but why is he going to the legs? Shouldn’t he be trying to take out the midsection that Besolve has heavily taped?
Promo: Normally I would agree, but if memory serves me correct, don’t they say break the legs and the body will follow?
E.D: Are you on crack? Its chop the body and the head will follow!
Promo: OH! High knee to the face of Besolve and pulling Darrel to his feet, Derek rams him into the corner with a hard Irish whip!
[Barreling in and looking for a running back elbow, Parks misses and Besolve quickly applies a go behind side waist lock.]
E.D: Besolve arches backward and down onto his neck, Parks isn’t laughing now.
Promo: Rotating Parks from the mat and looping his arm over his head, Besolve barely pulls off a ˝ vertical suplex and the crowd lets him know he didn’t hit that move correctly.]
Crowd: You f-cked up! You f-cked up! You f-cked up!
[Parks staggers to one knee and leaping through the air, Besolve topples him back to the canvas with a textbook lariat.]
Promo: Besolve pushes Derek’s shoulders to canvas for a painful cover.
Referee: 1… 2…
Crowd: OH!
Promo: Kick out by Parks!
E.D: Besolve looks like he’s starting to gain some momentum and he’s going to test his ribs with a scoop slam!
[Reaching through the crotch of Parks, Besolve stalls before getting more than one of Derek’s feet off the ground. Trying again, Derek blocks the move and slamming his fist into the rib cage of the Boy Wonder, Besolve cripples to one knee.]
E.D: HOOK TO THE BODY! AGAIN! LEFT TO THE BODY!
Promo: To the body! To the body! To the body! Cut me Mick! Besolve is in serious trouble!
E.D: Finally, Darrel falls to all fours and rearing back Parks knees him right in the face and Besolve’s cut immediately splits back open.]
Crowd: OH!
E.D: Talk about shutting someone up, Parks is on fire!
Promo: I’m not sure but dropping down and going for the win, here’s the one… two…
Referee: NO! Kick out by Besolve, continue the match.
Promo: What an effort given by Besolve and Parks!
[Back in the ring, Parks has tossed Besolve into the ropes and coming off the rebound with speed, Derek drives Darrel into the logo with a killer sidewalk slam! Hooking the leg for a second time, the referee pounds the canvas for the 1… 2… 3…]
Promo: Did he get him?
Referee: TWO!
Crowd: [YEAH!]
E.D: That was too close to call Paul but Besolve has no one but himself to blame for the predicament he’s in.
[Latching onto Besolve’s throat, Parks yanks him off the canvas and thrusting him up into the air body slams the hell out of The Boy Wonder rattling his ribs off the canvas.]
Referee: [In perfect position] 1… 2…
Crowd: [OOO!]
Referee: Two!
Promo: And once again Darrel Besolve shows his never ending endurance and will to not give up no matter how bleak things may seem.
[Off the canvas for the a third time by the hair and carelessly tossing Besolve into the corner, Parks closes in on him like a heat seeking missile. Straightening Darrel up with a trio of hard slaps, Derek’s hand prints immediately paints the challenger’s beat red chest. Reaching back again for a fourth time, Besolve jams his thumb into the eye of Parks and unloads with punches in bunches!]
E.D: Parks has not choice but to retreat.
Promo: Left, right, left, right, left, left, left, left - reversal in the corner and look out; tornado punch finds the mark!
E.D: Besolve unleashes a pair of chops returning the favor and pulling Parks across the ring, Derek hits the opposite corner with a THUD!
[Wobbling out of the corner from the impact, Besolve topples the big man with a running clothesline and clutching his injured ribs, plays to the crowd. Down to one knee, Besolve looks for a quick 1… 2… 3… but Parks gets his shoulders up forcing the contest to continue.]
E.D: I’m not sure if Besolve can do what he typically does inside the ring but he needs to soften Parks up.
Crowd: WOW!
E.D: The crowd responds to a killer bolo upper cut to the chin of Parks.
Promo: Parks is on shaky legs and OH! Chin buster connects and this could all she wrote! Derek isn’t moving as Besolve secures the cover with difficulty.
Referee: One… Two…
Parks: [NO!]
Referee: Only two! TWO! Only two!
Promo: Both of these men have heart and it’s going to take more than a few high impact moves to move on in this tournament tonight.
[Taking hold of the ropes, Besolve begins to stomp a mud hole in Parks and using the ropes for leverage, forces Derek to bail from the ring through the nylon.]
Crowd: [OH!]
Parks: [UGH!]
[THUD!]
Promo: Parks hits the small mats with a splat, and Besolve follows through the ropes. Parks staggers over a table, and strikes a charging Besolve with one of the monitors from the Spanish announce team’s table!
E.D: That’s why they call him the dirtiest player in the game! WHOA…
Promo: Not our monitors too!
[Clearing off the announcer’s table and discarding the contents of the table to the side, Parks tosses Besolve onto the surface of extreme looking to further injure his ribcage. Punching Darrel a few times to make sure he stays still, Sarah encourages Parks to go back up to the apron.]
Crowd: [CHEERS!]
Parks: [Looking for a pop!] Higher?
Crowd: [BIGGER POP!]
Crowd: GO! GO! GO!
[Pulling his body to the top ropes, Parks jumps off with his legs extended! As he crashes into Besolve, the table’s legs give way and the crowd goes crazy!]
[CRAAAAAAACK!!!!]
Crowd: [OH!] Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling! Bad ASS Wrestling!
Promo: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E.D: Besolve has to be busted up bad now! This one’s over! The Boy Wonder is done! Cover him Parks! Cover him NOW!
[Crippling from the rubble, Parks winces in pain and managing to roll a blood spewing Darrel Besolve back into the ring. Slumps over Besolve with the referee in position, he makes the 1… 2…]
Crowd: THREE!!!
Referee: NO!
Crowd: [YEAH!]
Promo: I don’t believe it ED! Broken ribs and battered from the previous round, Darrel Besolve kicked out!
E.D: That’s leg drop should have ended it all but this just goes to show you just how bad Besolve wants this tournament.
[Slamming his fist on the canvas, an exhausted Parks shakes his head in disbelief and pulling Besolve back to his feet, Parks goes for an atomic drop but Besolve counters with a back elbow. With a bit of distance between then, Darrel launches a Besolve Blaster to the chin of Parks and calling for his finisher…]
Promo: Light of Judgment! Light of Judgment!!!! LIGHT OF JUUUUUDGMENT!!
Referee & Crowd: One! Two!
Sarah: [Pounding the apron] Kick out Derek!
CROWD: THREE! [YEAH!]
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Promo: I don’t believe it and neither does Sarah!
E.D: He really is indestructible!
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Stuffher: Here is your winner of the match by pin fall, and our first finalist in Sinister 16, DARREL BESOLVE!!!!!
[While the medical team attends to both Darrel Besolve and a groggy Derek Parks, the cameras fade to BACW’s Next Pay Per View Ad, American Bad ASS.]
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