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Crowd: [BOO!]
Promo: As you can tell from the crowds response, into the ring comes Derek Parks with that slut Sarah Richards.
ED: Don’t be a hater.
Promo: [Ignoring ED] Let’s go to the ring and see who will face Darrel Besolve in the semi-finals.
[Ding!] [Ding!] [Ding!]
Stuffher: This next bout is scheduled for one fall and will be held with a 20 minute time limit! Already in the ring, accompanied by his valet Sarah Richards… Derek “cheap-shot” Parks!
Crowd: You’re a crack whore! [clap clap clap-clap-clap] You’re a crack whore! [clap clap clap-clap-clap] You’re a crack whore! [clap clap clap-clap-clap]
Sarah: [Screaming at the crowd] SHUT UP!
Crowd: [BOO!]
Derek Parks: [Opening up the ropes] Don’t listen to them baby, you’re the hottest looking diva in BACW.
Sarah: [Brushing her nails across DCP’s cheek] You know it baby. [Scowling into the crowd] SCREW YOU ALL!
Crowd: [BOO!]
ED: Poor Sarah.
Promo: [Crazy eyes] …
Stuffher: And coming down the isle, from the great city of Gothem, Particle Man!
Crowd: [YEAH!]
Promo: I heard Particle Man was trying to solve a crime last month!
ED: Was he looking for the person who stole his wrestling ability?
[Flipping over the ropes and going down to one knee, Particle Man spins off his cape and turning towards DCP, gets a hard boot to the face. Immediately flinging the 89 pound superhero into the corner, Parks takes to stomping a mud hole in BACW’s resident good guy.]
Promo: Hard punches from Parks and the referee gets in the middle to break this one up.]
Referee: [Pulling Derek back] Get off him Parks! He’s in the ropes! 1…. 2… 3…
ED: Particle Man has been shattered to mere atoms and I think he’s finding that wrestling Sean Peters isn’t like going up against the dirtiest player in the game!
Promo: DCP goes back in with another boot and my God; he’s really working over Particle Man in the corner!
[Parks lifts this opponent and repeatedly throws his knee into Particle Man’s midsection.]
E.D: The more aggressive Parks is throwing everything he has into those shots.
[One after another, like a machine gun’s fire, Particle Man is wasting away at the hands of DCP.]
Promo: Parks doesn’t like Particle Man and it’s showing in this match.
ED: Derek looks like he is trying to kill Particle Man!
[Parks finally stops bombing Particle Man with his fists, trying for an Irish whip. PM gets halfway into the move…]
Promo: Reversal! The faster Particle Man just launched Parks at the far side corner.
[Parks lands with incredible impact against the turnbuckle, followed by a rampaging Particle Man. Particle Man swings his lighting fast fists at Derek from every angle.]
ED: I can barely see his hands moving!
[Lefts and rights, spins and jabs; Particle Man is displaying his martial art skills and looking marvelous while doing so.]
Promo: Particle Man doesn’t have a large weight and power advantage; but he is using every bit skill he has with this flurry.
ED: [Excited] Parks is cut! Derek Parks is bloodied!
[Sure enough, DCP took a clean right hand that opened him up above the
right eye. Particle Man stops punching, just long enough to whip Parks into the opposite corner with a THUD! Parks stumbles backward from the impact, only to be met with a quick silver clothesline.]
ED: He knocked him off his feet with that shot!
[Particle Man is like a man possessed. He wraps his skinny hands around the back of Derek’s head and neck, ramming him face first into the canvas. Particle Man doesn’t stop after the first skull shattering shot!]
Promo: He’s pulling Park’s head back for another. A third! And, the crowd begins chanting along.
Crowd: FOUR!
Promo: This is getting brutal!
ED: Some superhero! He’s leaving a puddle of blood on the mat!
Promo: I think PM has snapped and as crazy as this sounds, the crowd loves it!
[Parks tries to stand, not necessarily to try to mount an offensive, but to try to escape the vicious collisions with the ring and Particle Man seems unaffected by his struggles targeting the first turnbuckle as his new target.]
Crowd: FIVE!
Promo: DCP is getting killed in there!
ED: Someone pull off the mask! This can’t be the Particle Man we know and love. This guy is like a wild animal!
Crowd: SIX!
ED: Parks is struggling for everything that he is worth to get to his feet, but it doesn’t seem to be helping much.
[Derek’s struggle is, indeed, not helping much. He has gained some more footing on Particle Man, but that only changed PM’s target again this time aiming at the second turnbuckle.]
Crowd: Seven!
ED: To be honest, I can’t tell if Derek is rising by his own power, or if Particle Man is aiding him.
Promo: DCP is, obviously, trying with is own strength to rise, but Particle Man doesn’t seem to be trying to keep him down!
Crowd: EIGHT!
ED: I think you are right. PM is using DCP’s disoriented state against him. Derek is automatically trying to rise, to escape the punishment, which Particle Man is taking advantage of.
Crowd: NINE!
[They have hit the nail on the head; Particle Man has ALLOWED Parks to rise to his feet. Once standing, Particle Man pauses. Derek, almost out on his feet, seems too weary to make any move, offensive or defensive. Particle Man measures up Park, but before launching a thunderous Particle Bomb.]
Crowd: TEN!
Promo: I don’t believe it! GBU STUNNER! GBU! GBU! G-B-U!!!!! Derek Parks with the cover!
ED: The move was like pure blitzkrieg!
Referee: Three!
Crowd: [BOO!]
Stuffher: Your winner of the contest and advancing to the semi-finals, Derek “cheap-shot” Parks!
PA: The Good! The Bad! The Ugly!
Promo: This match was nuts! Particle Man showed aggression, Parks was busted open, and just when you thought Particle Man was going to hit the Particle Bomb, Parks turned the tables with his devastating GBU finisher!
ED: Parks impressed me, and with Besolve being so injured from his battles with Ulfric and Alec Ace, could you imagine DCP as BACW Heavyweight champion?
Promo: I’m trying not to. Folks, while we clean the ring and allow the wrestlers to be escorted into the back it’s time to take a break. But when we return, it’s going to be Orge Lambart going one on one with Ryan Rhodes; we’ll see you in a few.
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