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[Ding!] [Ding!] [Ding!]
Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, this is our first match in bracket b and it will be one fall to a finish. About to enter the ring, he is the former BACW Regional Champion, “Hero” Orge Lambart!
[Flyleaf’s fully alive blares out on the P.A system, the arena lights go dim and a white spotlight shines on the entrance way.]
Crowd: [YEAH!]
[Emerging from the backstage area, Orge Lambart shows off his black cowboy hat with a red rose attached to the front. He has on a long black overcoat and a pair of black combat boots. In his left hand he holds a bible. Orge slowly makes his way down the ramp way amid a mixture of boos and cheers.]
Promo: Is he carrying that customary bible again?
ED: He never leaves home without it!
Promo: Clearly Orge isn't completely ready for tonight’s match up seeing as his manager The Preacher has been missing for nearly two weeks.
ED: Well then why was he at ringside last week?
Promo: “X” N -“A” on the preacher - “A” it was a stand-in - “A”
ED: It wasn’t the real preacher?
Promo: [Motioning to the camera] Are you stupid or what?
ED: Just saying.
Promo: Tonight, with Orge's wife and child back with him after 5 years in hiding, Orge will turn to the fans of BACW for some much needed support. To fill all of the people in at home who don’t follow this young superstar, Orge’s mission for the past few months has been to bring censorship to BACW television and radio; now the fans know why.
ED: It’s a complete crock of crap! Orge Lambart is looking for attention and not for one second do I believe this bullshit about his wife being kidnapped.
Promo: You really have no class Danger.
ED: [Shrugs] E.D. don’t care.
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
Stuffher: And his opponent, coming into the ring, from London… “The Real Deal” Ryan Rhodes!
[With his broken headgear now stapled together and still very much groggy, Rhodes cautiously gets into the ring looking to advance in the tournament.]
Promo: Earlier this evening Rhodes advanced by defeating Randy Acorn with an old school boy roll up. From that match it was clear the crowd wanted Rhodes to win, but now that he’s set to go face to face with fan favorite Orge Lambart, and I’m not sure if Rhodes is going to get the same fan reaction.
ED: Ryan got lucky in round one, so don’t look for lightening to strike twice.
Promo: Coming into the center of the ring and look at both men jawing back and forth; wow this is getting intense!
Crowd: [OH!]
Promo: OH! Orge just tackled Rhodes and both men just tumbled through the ropes and onto the floor! going at it tooth and nail!
E.D: They are going at it tooth and nail Paul!
Referee: 1… 2…
ED: This one’s going to be interesting because as the referee counts them out, both men could be eliminated!
Referee: 3…
[Orge double legs Ryan to his back and reaching under the ring Rhodes removes a fire extinguisher. From his back, Rhodes pounds it into Orge’s face forcing the offensive assault to cease.]
Promo: The referee is still counting!
Referee: 7… 8…
Promo: Hard elbow to the nose by Rhodes gives him the breathing room to move and struggling to get Lambart back into the ring, Rhodes barely beat the ten count!
ED: Ryan wants to bring in a steel chair, but the referee isn’t going to allow it, and rolling under the ropes, Lambart is there to deliver a nasty stomp to the head!
[Off the canvas and into the ropes with an Irish whip and here comes Rhodes on the rebound! Hard power slam connects and getting down in dog position, Orge presses his opponent’s shoulders to the canvas for the one… two… three!]
Ryan: [Attempting the kick out] NO!
Promo: Is it over?
Referee: TWO! Only two! Continue the match.
ED: Close but no cigar!
[Grabbing Ryan’s headgear, Orge delivers a riveting punch to the skull and focusing on the leg area, Lambart sinks into a sharpshooter but is WAY too close to the ropes.]
ED: Rhodes immediately grabs the nylon and what a waste of a good opportunity!
Promo: I can’t believe it, but I completely agree with you and breaking the submission, I doubt it if the maneuver really did any damage to the big man from London, England.
[A third whip into the ropes by Lambart and charging hard, Rhodes counters the bum rush with spinning heel kick.]
ED: Orge has no idea where he is!
[Climbing to the top rope, Rhodes launches himself into a killer five star frog splash!]
Crowd: [OH!]
Promo: What a move, here’s the cover and the count.
Referee: 1… 2…
ED: Kick out!
Promo: Lambart better watch out because moves that one could instantly spell elimination if followed by a few more high impact maneuvers.
[Back into the upright position Rhodes loops the arm of the challenger over his head, and yanking up on the tights, executes a perfect leaping vertical suplex. Hitting the canvas with a thud, Ryan comes back to his feet and as Orge tries to get up from all fours, he sends him right back down to the canvas with a scissor kick to back of the neck!]
Crowd: Let’s go Ryan – Let’s go Orge! Let’s go Ryan – Let’s go Orge! Let’s go Ryan – Let’s go Orge!
Promo: Lambart is in trouble and as the crowd continues their spilt reaction to this contest, it’s Lambart who really needs to dig down if he’s going to turn the tables in and advance.
ED: Like I said in the beginning of this match, if Orge continues to play this goodie two shoes card inside the ring, he’s never going to stand a chance against the more seasoned superstars.
Promo: I completely disagree! Since Orge Lambart has found God, he’s been winning matches left and right. Bottom line Eric is all Orge needs is a break which he’s desperately trying to find right now.
[Bolo upper cut connects and falling to one knee, Orge slumps over the ropes when suddenly, the crowd starts to boo.]
Promo: What the hell is this guy doing out here again?!
E.D: It’s the Clams Man!
Promo: It’s Clansman! He’s from Scottland you idiot not the docks you idiot!
E.D: [Shrugs] E.D. don’t care.
[Now arguing with the referee, Rhodes is trying to tell him the Scottish Clansman is at ringside but the man in stripes isn’t listening!]
Promo: HE’S GOT THE SWORD!
E.D: There can only be one Paul!
[CLUNK!]
Orge: UGH!
[Crashing the butt of his massive sword into face of Orge Lambart, the former regional champion goes limp and Ryan finally manages to side step the referee.]
E.D: Lambart is busted open bad and Paul, he’s completely out cold!
Promo: Rhodes has this one won!
Referee: 1… 2…
Crowd: THREE!!!
[Just as the referee is about hit the canvas for the third time, the butt of the sword is lowered once again into head of the referee. Over the top rope and into the ring with on gigantic step comes the angry Scott and coming face to face with Ryan Rhodes, the two immediately begin to exchange punches in the center of the ring!]
Crowd: [POP!]
Promo: Ryan is rocked hard by this huge seven foot monster and there he goes into the ropes!
E.D: Hold onto your seats!
Crowd: [OH!]
Promo: Big boot knocks Rhodes to the canvas and Orge Lambart has gotten up!
E.D: The big man does know he’s got a chair!
[WHACK!]
Crowd: [OH!]
SCM: [Stunned] GAH!
[WHACK!]
Crowd: [OH!]
SCM: [Rocked] UGH!
[WHACK!]
Crowd: [OH!]
SCM: [Drilled] GRUAG!
Promo: Four chair shots to the head of the Clansman and he’s still upright!
[Bouncing off the ropes and heading towards the wobbly Clansman, Orge busts the steel chair over his head and falling through the ropes, The Clansman busted open bad!]
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
Promo: Into the ring from the back comes another referee and as Orge executes his crown of thorns pile driver, the crowd gets to their feet.]
Referee: 1… 2… 3…
[Ding!] [Ding!] [Ding!]
E.D: That damn Clam-man just cost Ryan Rhodes the match!
Promo: It’s… [Shakes head] Forget it.
E.D: WHAT?
Stuffher: Your winner of the bout, and semi-finalist, Orge Lambart!
[As security streams down the isle preventing The Clansman from getting back into the ring, you can see Orge Lambart rolling to his back exhausted.]
SCM: [Grabbing the mic] Rhodes and Lambart, ye both haven’t seen the last of the Scottish Clansman! I’m demanding a chance to wrestle ye both at the next show, and if I can’t get me way, then there will be hell to pay!
[Slamming the microphone on the floor, the show fades into the back where we once again see Darrel Besolve trying to prepare for his next match up. BACW’s doctor is putting butterfly stitches over the cut in Darrel’s forehead as Besolve looks up at the Doctor still in a serious daze.]
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