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[Ding!] [Ding!] [Ding!]
Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, our next contest is one fall and will be -the final- quarter final bout of the tournament. Already in the ring, and accompanied on the outside by his pet hyena Johnny, he is the former BACW Heavyweight champion, The Spectre!
Crowd: [CHEERS!]
Promo: Spectre is a former 5-time BACW World Champion who has run through most of the BACW roster in the last 20 months. He was always a top contender and in 2006, and definitely put on some of the greatest matches in BACW history during his feud with Todd Knight.
E.D: Don’t forget that he ran away with 3 trophies at BACW’s Knyte Awards and this makes Spectre one of the top favorites to win BACW's Sinister 16 Tournament next month.
Promo: I can’t say I disagree to your opinion.
[Ding!] [Ding!] [Ding!]
[Beautiful People by Black Eyed Peas plays on the PA system.]
[Suddenly Handsome Mike appears wearing a silk robe that reads The Beautiful People in blue letters across the back. Mike has on a pair of black and blue pants that read beauty on the left pant leg. Hitting the ramp, the boo-birds can be heard ringing throughout the entire arena. Mike climbs the steps and stops going down to one knee. Rose petals fall where he kneels as he looks up, and stands, he throws both arms out. Sliding into the ring, Mike settles in on the bottom rope and pulls out a new mirror smiling.]
Stuffher: And his opponent, from Boyd, Texas weighing 275 pounds of sexy, he is one half of BACW’s tag team champions - “Handsome” Mike!
Promo: In the first round, Chris Ross’s rage worked against him and in a tidal wave splash gone wrong, Handsome Mike took advantage of the miscue, and here he is.
E.D: Problem with Handsome Mike getting here are his good looks ain’t going to stop Spectre from handing him his beautiful ass.
Promo: The other problem Mike has to worry about is Chris Ross, who folks, is STILL tearing up the backstage area in an effort to exact revenge for his earlier loss here tonight.
E.D: There’s just no way Mike can concentrate on this tournament with Ross going loco in the cabezza.
Promo: Circling the logo, the referee calls for the bell, it’s time to see who our final semi-finalist will be, and here we GO!
[Circling the logo, Spectre calls for a test of strength and faking the finger lock, Handsome Mike delivers a surprise boot to the mid-section. Lifting the massive 300 pound Spectre barely off his feet, Mike comes down hard with a reverse atomic drop and the crowd boos. Shoulder drive into the midsection forces Spectre into the turnbuckle and ramming his shoulder into the breadbasket, the former champion counters by slamming his huge forearm onto the back of Handsome Mike. Again! Again! Again!]
Promo: Mike falls to one knee and it’s Spectre with a brutal knee lift to the face.
Johnny: [Tied to the railing] GRRR!!!
E.D: What the hell is that damn thing growling at?
[Zooming into the crowd, you can see a very odd man sitting at ringside with his arms folded wearing what appears to be a wolf outfit.]
E.D: I think Davy Crockett just came back from the dead!
Johnny: [Pulling at his leash] GRRRR!
E.D: Hey you filthy animal, SHUT UP!
Promo: Eric please stop playing with the dog!
[Scooping Mike from the canvas, Spectre turns him upside down deposits him on the turnbuckle tying the handsome one to the tree of woe. To the opposite the side of the ring goes Spectre and rumbling across the logo, it’s a massive splash that completely decimates Mike driving the air from his lungs.]
Promo: That had to hurt!
E.D: AND BAD!
[Flopping lifelessly from the tree, Spectre makes the 1… 2… 3…]
Mike: [Rolling to his side] NO!
Referee: TWO! Kick out only two continue the match!
[Pulling Mike back towards the logo by his arm, Spectre rotates him to his feet, and looking for a side suplex, Mike slaps Spectre’s manhood sending him to his knees!]
E.D: BANGKOK!
Crowd: [OH!]
Promo: Handsome Mike with a side beautiful leg sweep and Spectre’s head rattles on the canvas!
[Off the mat and into the ropes goes a dazed Spectre and going low, Mike wraps his hands around his opponent’s waist. Twisting into a spine buster, Handsome Mike tries for a press.]
1…
2…
3…
Referee: TWO!
Promo: Spectre easily kicks out and shaking his head, Handsome Mike is finding out right now just how hard it is to wrestle without a partner.
E.D: You can see him looking into the corner from time to time. He’s so used to tagging in and out that he’s completely distracted!
[Mike slumps back onto the turnbuckle giving Spectre a change to recover and now upright, both men circle the ring slowly. Faking the collar tie, Mike dives at Spectre’s legs tripping up the big man. Rolling into a headlock, Mike tries to keep the hold on, but Spectre slips out of his arms from the excessive sweat dripping down his forehead. Spectre cautiously gets to his feet but gripping his knee, Mike stays down acting hurt. Grabbing the ropes to slow down the pace of the match, the referee backs Spectre as Mike limps to his feet.]
Promo: Now the man in stripes is getting involved with this one.
[With the referee now between them, Mike turns to threaten to hit the ref for not stopping the action prior to the lull and distracted, Spectre hits a low blow on Mike.]
Referee: Low blow! One more time and I’m going to disqualify you! Don’t do it again!
Spectre: [Grunts]
Promo: It’s Mike’s turn to go downstairs and the ref doesn’t seem to like that either!
[Mike closes in and it’s a rake of the eyes by The Spectre and now Spectre has Mike up in a power bomb position!]
E.D: Poke to the eyes of Spectre!
Promo: Mike slides down and immediately hits a belly-to-belly suplex that shakes the ring from side to side!
[Mike is setting up for the Handsome Bomb but as he goes down, his leg buckles from the massive weight of The Spectre. The Purple Hair Freak takes advantage landing on Mike and hooks the handsome one’s leg; both shoulders are down on the canvas.
Promo: The ref gets into position for the…
1…
2…
3…]
E.D: Spectre has defeated Handsome Mike.
[Ding!] [Ding!] [Ding!]
[Suddenly the lights go low, and Exuwa appears once again at the top of the ramp holding a microphone. His shield is secured to his back and he has his sword in hand. Spectre sees Exuwa heading towards the ring and makes an exit over the top ropes exiting through the crowd.]
Promo: Exuwa is heading straight to the ring and he’s pointing at the fallen “Handsome” Mike.
[Peering down at Mike who’s holding his knee in pain, Exuwa looks down on his prey.]
Exuwa: Handsome Mike, you where not successful without my help, yet you like many others wanted me captured and made to never come back.
Crowd: [BOO!]
Exuwa: I guess you are unable to perform without your partner in your corner.
[Eyes riveted on Exuwa, Mike slowly limps into standing position and glares towards the madman. Suddenly, one Exuwa’s men steps from the crowd and approaches the barricade.]
Exuwa: Mike, look at me when I talk to you! I saved your tag titles!
[Exuwa’s man walks up behind Mike and sticks a black bag over his head and Exuwa rushes the ring helping the man tie the bag into place. They lift Mike over the top rope and dump him to the floor below.]
Crowd: [BOO!]Pretty Pete! Pretty Pete! Pretty Pete!
Promo: They are taking out one half of the tag team champions; where the hell is Pretty Pete!
[Mike struggles as the two men drag him towards the back where Exuwa has set up a barber’s chair. The men proceeded to force Mike into the chair as the crowd continues to beg for Pete to arrive.]
Crowd: Pete! Pete! Pete!
[Exuwa orders one of his slaves to lock in a chokehold and Mike slowly slips away into blackness. Reaching into his back pocket, Exuwa comes from off camera brandishing a pair of scissors. He removes the bag from Mike’s head and grabs hold of the beautiful black ponytail. With one swift move, he proceeds to snip away the ponytail until it falls to the floor.]
Crowd: Ass-hole! Ass-hole! Ass-hole!
Promo: They have ruined his hair!
E.D: I tell ya something, when Mike realizes they have cut his hair, he isn’t going to be in a very good mood. But the bigger question I have to ask is where the hell Pretty Pete was?
Promo: Let’s go to the ring for our next bout.
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